Deserves to be turned into shreaded meat.






Sure, Fauxie can be a bit dry in his humor, and not everybody 'gets' him. But those that do, all know that there's quite a bit of comedic genius in that guy.

I've known Fauxie longer than I"ve known most people on the org, and it's true that he used to really dislike me (can't blame the bloke really), but after he finally succumbed to my relentless flirtations, stroking his ego, constantly re-informing his sense of self, he warmed up to me.

And this has been nothing but a gift to me.



This is your chance to appreciate Fauxie, whether you like his jokes, feel his warmth, or want to turn his butthole into ground meat, let us know.

Just let us know!


Viva le Fauxie




[Edited 3/17/08 11:47am]

1) i got to that second picture and couldn't stop saying OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

2) no picking up brit slang, mister

3) fauxie and i belong to each other now after our boos rejected us. STEP OFF!

That second picture is making me feel ill.

LleeLlee said:

yes , gross
[Edited 3/17/08 11:55am]

Imago said:

You're such a bloke.

He has BIG HANDS!

Oh and I told him I wanted his wife I don't know if he remembers but I did.

horatio said:

You better have a padlock on your butthole too, cause honey, after a couple of beers I'm just rude

Can you explain his irrational sensitivity to girls deserving diamonds?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

He hasn't had a job in 6 years. I can't really explain how his brain works.




His butthole now--I'm going to get puuuurrrrty familiar with.

Fauxie

Imago said:

Imago said:

Protege said:

With the right appliances and attachments, you could turn it into minced meat too.

Imago said:

MY HERO!

Imago said:

the term you are looking for Dan is a "rosebud"

ehuffnsd said:

Thanks Eric!


My Prince. My guru

you using the word 'bloke' is just .....

Nick is a great guy, his butt is Mon's....(see? another cute Thai girl winning over a Thai guy!! )
Hope to see him soon again!
[Edited 3/17/08 17:37pm]

LleeLlee said:

Me too!

KidaDynamite said:

Back off the hands

Ocean said:

Imago said:

KidaDynamite said:

I vaguely remember that. I just told her but I don't know what she thought about it. Are you male or female? If the latter, you're probably in!

evenstar said:

Yes.



And Mon doesn't mind either. On the contrary, so...

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I believe I can help. I'm po'.

I should say, Imago's the only orger I'd allow to post a picture of ground meat in such close proximity of a picture of me. He had me at... well, the Smiths t-shirt probably, though he had pretty much worn me down before that and I had to accept I was quite fond of him. Initially I thought he was an attention-seeking awful thread starting prick. Now I see that he is still that, but the difference is I've decided I like him.

fhqwhgads said:

Fauxie is awesome