time for a new junk food thread!



OMG i'm totally DEVOURING balls tonight. nestle chocolate pretzel flipz have come out with chocolate covered PRETZEL BALLS and they are the BEST THING EVER. they're like whoppers, only with more crunch and salty-yum.

i am a fan. i want more boxes. i want a case. i want to lay in my bed and have them fed to me like grapes for all eternity. or at least for a few hours, because i guess if i stayed in my bed for all eternity then my skin would fuse to the bedsheets or something and that would be skanky. of course, if that happened, i could just wrap the bedsheet around me like a big caftan or something and act like nothing ever happened while i get a second job to pay for the operation to have the bedsheet surgically removed from my skin.

THE POINT IS: i think these chocolate pretzel flipz are the bomb.

has anyone tried them? if anyone dislikes them, please mail me your unused portions.
[Edited 3/14/08 19:38pm]

I thought this was about the skit on SNL concerning schweaty balls

Now you know you titled this thread on purpose just to make sick-minded, perverted weird-o's (yes, like me) to come and look.
Shame on you

you people are taking this thread totally in the wrong direction. i'm shocked and appalled. well, maybe not so much shocked. this IS the org, after all. but i am APPALLED.

those things are delicious.

that being said, this IS the org.

:bigtallbawls:

Imago said:

you know there's no way i'm ever going to click on that. i have no idea where it's been.

luv4u said:

they remind me of the schweaty balls!

CarrieMpls said:

don't give me that....FACE

Anxiety said:

You like whoppers too, don't you?

CarrieMpls said:

i like most spherical chocolate things with crunchies in the middle.

i feel your silent judgment radiating from my computer screen.

Anxiety said:

I agree. This thread was strictly about food not male anatomy which also happens to be circular shape ,varies in sizes, and textures. Oops, Did I say all that. Never mind. Anyway, you know what I mean.
[Edited 3/14/08 20:01pm]

CarrieMpls said:

I like sucking on them.

luv4u said:

That was the best skit about balls ever. Kudos to SNL.

MsLegs said:

Yes it was

Whoppers =

Nice thread though.

do they come in dark chocolate

they should

KidaDynamite said:

i don't like whoppers either.

but these thangs is good

Protege said:

But he said they taste like Whoppers.

KidaDynamite said:

they totally do but don't either. i don't know.

whatever the difference is, i'll eat these things till they come out my ears and can't get thru a single whopper.

Protege said:

Whoppers are straight up :Chow:

KidaDynamite said:

chow

NO WHOPPER HATING IN MY THREAD, PLEASE.

Anxiety said:

Anxiety said:

Protege said:

sorry Anxiety!

Anxiety said:

Tell'em Anx!

Mach said:

Indeed.