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Do you know what today is - March 14th?  You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th! The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's. http://www.breakfastmeat....bjday.html  Anybody get the day off?
tA  Tribal Disorder
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What if you are Catholic?  | |
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sextonseven said: What if you are Catholic?
or vegetarian 
  I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality   |
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meat is murder.
oral sex is fun. | |
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Steadwood said: sextonseven said: What if you are Catholic?
or vegetarian
or a eunuch  A happy face, A Thumpin Bass, For A Lovin' Race. PEACE. | |
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As usual I got nothing  ...
Wait, do you have to be involved with someone to celebrate this?... | |
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oh hell no!!!! Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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unkemptpueblo said: Steadwood said: or vegetarian
or a eunuch  | |
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I'd be down for some meat tonight.
Get it? | |
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Byron said: As usual I got nothing
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Wait, do you have to be involved with someone to celebrate this?... Be careful what you wish for around here. This is the org. And believe anything at anytime could happen when you least expect. | |
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MsLegs said: Byron said: As usual I got nothing
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Wait, do you have to be involved with someone to celebrate this?... Be careful what you wish for around here. This is the org. And believe anything at anytime could happen when you least expect. Because he posts on the org, someone might suddenly bust through his door, pull down his pants and shove his wang in their mouth? | |
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It's that time of year again???  Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian  | |
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MsLegs said: Byron said: As usual I got nothing
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Wait, do you have to be involved with someone to celebrate this?... Be careful what you wish for around here. This is the org. And believe anything at anytime could happen when you least expect. I just imagined walking into a Black Angus and...well, nevermind. | |
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JustErin said: MsLegs said: Be careful what you wish for around here. This is the org. And believe anything at anytime could happen when you least expect. Because he posts on the org, someone might suddenly bust through his door, pull down his pants and shove his wang in their mouth? Oh, like that's never happened...  | |
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Byron said: JustErin said: Because he posts on the org, someone might suddenly bust through his door, pull down his pants and shove his wang in their mouth? Oh, like that's never happened... Post pics!!! | |
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JustErin said: MsLegs said: Be careful what you wish for around here. This is the org. And believe anything at anytime could happen when you least expect. Because he posts on the org, someone might suddenly bust through his door, pull down his pants and shove his wang in their mouth? 
(unbolts door) I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality |
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Byron said: MsLegs said: Be careful what you wish for around here. This is the org. And believe anything at anytime could happen when you least expect. I just imagined walking into a Black Angus and...well, nevermind.  | |
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Byron said: JustErin said: Because he posts on the org, someone might suddenly bust through his door, pull down his pants and shove his wang in their mouth? Oh, like that's never happened... Not even at the Org Invasion.  | |
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MsLegs said: unkemptpueblo said: or a eunuch Im just sayin... A happy face, A Thumpin Bass, For A Lovin' Race. PEACE. | |
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Steadwood said: JustErin said: Because he posts on the org, someone might suddenly bust through his door, pull down his pants and shove his wang in their mouth?
(unbolts door)  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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unkemptpueblo said: MsLegs said: Im just sayin...  | |
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it's Pi day 3.14 | |
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you have to warn me 2 days in advance about this, sucks to live in the future, he misses this day every year!
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XxAxX said: it's Pi day 3.14
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ZombieKitten said: you have to warn me 2 days in advance about this, sucks to live in the future, he misses this day every year!
Poor master! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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KidaDynamite said: ZombieKitten said: you have to warn me 2 days in advance about this, sucks to live in the future, he misses this day every year!
Poor master! oh well better luck next year! | |
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Oh shit we celebrated that on the 13th... my bad.
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ZombieKitten said: KidaDynamite said: Poor master! oh well better luck next year!If he comes to the org....we can remind him! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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Steadwood said: sextonseven said: What if you are Catholic?
or vegetarian
I am both. But I don't practice a 100%.  With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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