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I think I just got the Strawberry Shortcake joke... EEEEWWWWW..... (flossing with a tampon string  ) | |
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paintedlady said:
I think I just got the Strawberry Shortcake joke... EEEEWWWWW..... (flossing with a tampon string ) 
Who....how....why would HELL 2 THA MUTHAFUCKIN' NIZZAW!!!  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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Cinnie said: rushing07 said: I don't think it was because of the jizz itself but the pressue with wich it was shot... I was so long ago, but I still giggle over it. Why did the spider smell like that? Wait a minute.... wasn't that Christopher or Volitan that got the crusty eyes and thought a spider might have bit him, and his mom was like "here you big baby" and slapped a wet teabag on his eye? | |
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paintedlady said: Cinnie said: Why did the spider smell like that? Wait a minute.... wasn't that Christopher or Volitan that got the crusty eyes and thought a spider might have bit him, and his mom was like "here you big baby" and slapped a wet teabag on his eye? No, that was the cutey with the squeezable cheeks.....I forgot his name though.   surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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paintedlady said: Cinnie said: Why did the spider smell like that? Wait a minute.... wasn't that Christopher or Volitan that got the crusty eyes and thought a spider might have bit him, and his mom was like "here you big baby" and slapped a wet teabag on his eye? That was PricelessHO! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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mayebelle81 said:[quote] paintedlady said: You're freakin hilarious!!! I kind of have a story similar to yours. I was training for a job and got lost on my way home. I went to the gas station to get directions. This raggedy looking dude was trying to tell where to go, start following me to my car. I was thinking what does this N**** want? Then he said," Ay, you got two dollars?" All I had today was two beers." I said, "No" and got in my car. I had the money but I'm thinking if you spent your last dollars on two beers, then yo ass deserve to be hungry.
Shiftless bum asking for a handout can be quite sexy  ... you must be made of steal not to have throw him on the hood of your car rip off his clothes, ride him while flailing your arms about to shoo the tornado of gnats and flies away from his lovely skunk musky skin ...
he's lucky you didn't have a taser. . [Edited 3/14/08 12:52pm] | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: paintedlady said: Wait a minute.... wasn't that Christopher or Volitan that got the crusty eyes and thought a spider might have bit him, and his mom was like "here you big baby" and slapped a wet teabag on his eye? That was PricelessHO! Yes! That's right! | |
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KidaDynamite said: Slave2daGroove said: Also known as the angry dragon...be glad it wasn't the Strawberry Shortcake  What's that? O.K. disclaimer time, since I'm scaring people
I've never done this and I don't condone domestic abuse - unless you're into it Cum is shooting out your nose and then you get punched in the mouth so there's a little blood mixed in...The Strawberry Shortcake | |
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Slave2daGroove said: KidaDynamite said: What's that? O.K. disclaimer time, since I'm scaring people
I've never done this and I don't condone domestic abuse - unless you're into it Cum is shooting out your nose and then you get punched in the mouth so there's a little blood mixed in...The Strawberry Shortcake I know it had something to do with blood but damn..... I didn't know you would have to get punched in the mouth for it! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: Slave2daGroove said: O.K. disclaimer time, since I'm scaring people
I've never done this and I don't condone domestic abuse - unless you're into it Cum is shooting out your nose and then you get punched in the mouth so there's a little blood mixed in...The Strawberry Shortcake I know it had something to do with blood but damn..... I didn't know you would have to get punched in the mouth for it! Better than being punched in the nose...nothing worse than nose pain... | |
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Slave2daGroove said: KidaDynamite said: I know it had something to do with blood but damn..... I didn't know you would have to get punched in the mouth for it! Better than being punched in the nose...nothing worse than nose pain... I'm guessing someone took that 'Strawberry Shortcake' a little too far, huh?!  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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So ummm... Slave.....ummmm, how did you learn about this? 
You really need to be hosting a sex ed show, for real.  | |
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OK, I confess, I am Prince.
Happy?  | |
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ZombieKitten said: OK, I confess, I am Prince.
Happy?  Not until you give me the music..... ALL of it!
And show us your penis! Toes too while your at it! | |
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paintedlady said: ZombieKitten said: OK, I confess, I am Prince.
Happy? Not until you give me the music..... ALL of it!
And show us your penis! Toes too while your at it! damn 
this is not gonna work I see | |
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ZombieKitten said: paintedlady said: Not until you give me the music..... ALL of it!
And show us your penis! Toes too while your at it! damn
this is not gonna work I see You mean to tell me you never lied at all? And no your too umm normal [Edited 3/14/08 16:19pm] | |
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rushing07 said: I've already told this one but
this one time I got accientaly shot in an open eye with semen. 
The morning after it was all swollen and red (the eye, not the semen). And I had to go to work. When they asked me I blamed it on a spider. 
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mayebelle81 said:[quote] paintedlady said: so.... none of you ladies and gents have stories to share? Am I the only filthy liar up in this joint? 
C'mon people..... I know you faked orgasms... Guilty!!!! I have never met a man that could please me. I think it's because I'm in love with Prince.  Okay, thats just scarey:lol: [Edited 3/14/08 16:27pm] PRINCE IS WATCHING U  " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic | |
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ZombieKitten said: OK, I confess, I am Prince.
Happy? | |
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