No, it's not an Imago thread! I don't post in GD too often but no-one has mentioned this yet and I couldn't resist.

Seems the sperm banks are running dry here in Ireland, so someone 'came' up with the idea of giving free concert tickets in return for a donation.

It's only a pilot project for now and they've stopped taking applications, but what I'd like to know from the guys is would you?????

http://www.spermfortickets.com/

That is gross.

Sweeny79 said:

Look for raw hands the next time you go to a concert!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Ewwwww.....

Bad idea

PANDURITO said:

I have tickets

Wanker!

No really. Would you really want someone who wanks for tickets to be the father of your children?

If I was a woman at least I'd want to know what concert did the doner want to go? or

PANDURITO said:

That's the idea

The Wife would like tickets for a Wimbledon final.

Coming right up!

TICKETMASTER

On the other hand the muscular analgesics for wrist pain relief market is heating up

PANDURITO said:

Now they're a right bunch of... well, I bet they all drive these

OMG

PANDURITO said:

Pandy that is a very popular car over here

ZombieKitten said:

Mitsubishi WANKER!?!?!
You gotta be kidding me

PANDURITO said:

Afraid so! It's called A Montero in Spain for obvious reasons. I don't speak too much Spanish but I know all the bad words.

Mitsubishi Pajero
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The Mitsubishi Pajero is a sport utility vehicle manufactured by Mitsubishi Motors. It is known as the Mitsubishi Montero in the Americas (except Brazil) and Spain, and as Mitsubishi Shogun in the United Kingdom. It was named after a mountain cat that inhabits the Patagonia plateau region in southern Argentina.

However, the name Montero (meaning "mountain warrior") was adopted in Spanish language markets because Pajero is a slang term for "wanker"

PANDURITO said:

I'm dead serious!!!
http://www.mitsubishi-mot...cle=pajero

So funny

I've just done a search for unfortunate car names and there's more:
Mazda LaPuta (Mazda The Bitch). Nissan Moco (Nissan Booger) . Chevrolet Nova (Chevrolet Doesn't Work)

PANDURITO said:

mo way!!!

I'd love a Nissan moco

Holden Novas are very popular here too

ZombieKitten said:

Do they work?

I thought it was tickets to Ireland...

"Come back to the mother land and leave some with your other hand"

a little to real

PANDURITO said:

as well as any other model

From that site:



[Edited 3/13/08 17:23pm]

PopeLeo said:

I just told my husband about Mazda LaPuta he was like REALLY!!!!

i would do that, baby.

seriously, it seems like kind of a no-brainer to me.

lessee, what are my options: free concert ticket or dirty gym sock?

i'd rather see the concert and have that much less laundry to do, thanks.

PopeLeo said:

yeah like you'd really want to have a baby, created with a spermcell
donated by an angstridden spotty beavis or butthead who wanked in
a cup so he could go see ant & dec live in concert