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PrintableSlave2daGroove said: XxAxX said: well, yeah. being able to laugh and joke is cool. i think you were a gentleman. putting her at ease like that. must have been funny though  funny, hell...make your eyes water It was hella funny, player. I kinda felt bad u know. Cuz she was so embarrassed. But it was so fucking funny. Not only cuz she pooted, but the way it sounded. That shit was squeezing to get out. And once it did, it was long. I was busting up. The next morning, we were still laughing about it. Even though were not together anymore, we'll still have that bond. The Bond of the Poot. SynthiaRose said "I'm in love with blackguitaristz. Especially when he talks about Hendrix."
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blackguitaristz said: Slave2daGroove said: funny, hell...make your eyes water It was hella funny, player. I kinda felt bad u know. Cuz she was so embarrassed. But it was so fucking funny. Not only cuz she pooted, but the way it sounded. That shit was squeezing to get out. And once it did, it was long. I was busting up. The next morning, we were still laughing about it. Even though were not together anymore, we'll still have that bond. The Bond of the Poot. 
I was kinda throwin in a little of my own experience. My girl was all cute about it (like yours) and laughing and tellin me not to laugh. Then came the smell... Had to leave the room and come back with a posse, tracking dogs and some torches to make sure that evil had left. I've never looked at her the same way...  | |
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Slave2daGroove said: blackguitaristz said: It was hella funny, player. I kinda felt bad u know. Cuz she was so embarrassed. But it was so fucking funny. Not only cuz she pooted, but the way it sounded. That shit was squeezing to get out. And once it did, it was long. I was busting up. The next morning, we were still laughing about it. Even though were not together anymore, we'll still have that bond. The Bond of the Poot.
I was kinda throwin in a little of my own experience. My girl was all cute about it (like yours) and laughing and tellin me not to laugh. Then came the smell... Had to leave the room and come back with a posse, tracking dogs and some torches to make sure that evil had left. I've never looked at her the same way... Maaaan, ..I hear u. SynthiaRose said "I'm in love with blackguitaristz. Especially when he talks about Hendrix."
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jojoapopjano said: PaisleyPark5083 said: I just saw from your profile you are Mdivers sister, and soon to be Val's sister-in-law!! Wow!! How totally cool!  I know! I'm used to the mdivers sister bit (that is cool, he's a great bro) but the Val's sister in law bit...  | |
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blackguitaristz said: Slave2daGroove said: funny, hell...make your eyes water It was hella funny, player. I kinda felt bad u know. Cuz she was so embarrassed. But it was so fucking funny. Not only cuz she pooted, but the way it sounded. That shit was squeezing to get out. And once it did, it was long. I was busting up. The next morning, we were still laughing about it. Even though were not together anymore, we'll still have that bond. The Bond of the Poot. | |
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CalhounSq said: ArielB said: If you keep it stored for later, you're eventually going to explode. I think Morris Day said it best - Release it! Then I'll fart up a storm when he leaves, but fuck that - I ain't fartin' around no dude  Even if he was sound asleep I'd wanna lift one ass cheek so it wouldn't make noise & w/ my luck that slightest movement would wake him & the smell would come wafting up the covers!!!  aaaaah! The fresh scent in the garden. ...Dig the flowers I grow in the yard. That's what your poots trigger in my brain. Lilies, dandelions,...aaaaah Cal,...yes...yes...muster up another one....With all of your will and your womanly might...let one soar like a bird in flight. SynthiaRose said "I'm in love with blackguitaristz. Especially when he talks about Hendrix."
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blackguitaristz said: CalhounSq said: Then I'll fart up a storm when he leaves, but fuck that - I ain't fartin' around no dude Even if he was sound asleep I'd wanna lift one ass cheek so it wouldn't make noise & w/ my luck that slightest movement would wake him & the smell would come wafting up the covers!!! aaaaah! The fresh scent in the garden. ...Dig the flowers I grow in the yard. That's what your poots trigger in my brain. Lilies, dandelions,...aaaaah Cal,...yes...yes...muster up another one....With all of your will and your womanly might...let one soar like a bird in flight. Are you trying to get a "poot bond" going w/ me??  
NEVAH! I shall never let one go in the presence of a man... nevah
Seriously though, how did your gf let that shit happen??!!  I would have wanted to die!   I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: blackguitaristz said: aaaaah! The fresh scent in the garden. ...Dig the flowers I grow in the yard. That's what your poots trigger in my brain. Lilies, dandelions,...aaaaah Cal,...yes...yes...muster up another one....With all of your will and your womanly might...let one soar like a bird in flight. Are you trying to get a "poot bond" going w/ me??
NEVAH! I shall never let one go in the presence of a man... nevah
Seriously though, how did your gf let that shit happen??!! I would have wanted to die! I'm sure she didn't want it to slip out. She was surprised that it happened. I guess it was so good to her that it worked those nerves. U know what I'm saying. SynthiaRose said "I'm in love with blackguitaristz. Especially when he talks about Hendrix."
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CalhounSq said: blackguitaristz said: aaaaah! The fresh scent in the garden. ...Dig the flowers I grow in the yard. That's what your poots trigger in my brain. Lilies, dandelions,...aaaaah Cal,...yes...yes...muster up another one....With all of your will and your womanly might...let one soar like a bird in flight. Are you trying to get a "poot bond" going w/ me??
NEVAH! I shall never let one go in the presence of a man... nevah
Seriously though, how did your gf let that shit happen??!! I would have wanted to die! And yes, I would LOVE to have a POOT BOND with u. SynthiaRose said "I'm in love with blackguitaristz. Especially when he talks about Hendrix."
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That shag is really a gas BG(pun intended).
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blackguitaristz said: CalhounSq said: Are you trying to get a "poot bond" going w/ me??
NEVAH! I shall never let one go in the presence of a man... nevah
Seriously though, how did your gf let that shit happen??!! I would have wanted to die! And yes, I would LOVE to have a POOT BOND with u.  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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blackguitaristz said: CalhounSq said: Are you trying to get a "poot bond" going w/ me??
NEVAH! I shall never let one go in the presence of a man... nevah
Seriously though, how did your gf let that shit happen??!! I would have wanted to die! And yes, I would LOVE to have a POOT BOND with u.  | |
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HELP!!! Somebody call the fucking POLICE!!! A long haired brother is getting the shit chased out of him. ..He's running down the street with this strange looking woman chasing after him with her arms outstretched!...Oh shit...the brother just ran out of one of his shoes! So now he's hopping.... The woman has gained on him....Oh my, this could be bad....Where is the police?!". SynthiaRose said "I'm in love with blackguitaristz. Especially when he talks about Hendrix."
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 I'm fucking dying ova here.
surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: I'm fucking dying ova here.
I am!!! (panting) I am!! SynthiaRose said "I'm in love with blackguitaristz. Especially when he talks about Hendrix."
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I'm in tears ova here! run. for. dear. life. | |
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KidaDynamite said: I'm fucking dying ova here.
TOO. FUNNY. | |
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blackguitaristz said: HELP!!! Somebody call the fucking POLICE!!! A long haired brother is getting the shit chased out of him. ..He's running down the street with this strange looking woman chasing after him with her arms outstretched!...Oh shit...the brother just ran out of one of his shoes! So now he's hopping.... The woman has gained on him....Oh my, this could be bad....Where is the police?!".
911: Yes, 911... Innocent Bystander: Yes, this is my second call...I'm afraid someone is in serious danger. 911: What seems to be the problem? IB: Well, this black guy is being chased by this woman and ...oh my, he's climbing this fence...He just hopped the fence.... run my child! Run....This woman,...Lord have mercy!...she just hit the fence too. Boy oh boy...look at her get up that fence... 911: Does the woman have a weapon? IB: Run young man...Huh? Oh, I can't tell if she does or not..I'm an elderly woman so my sight isn't what it used to be. But I know she sure is chasing him...And it looks dangerous! SynthiaRose said "I'm in love with blackguitaristz. Especially when he talks about Hendrix."
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blackguitaristz said: blackguitaristz said: HELP!!! Somebody call the fucking POLICE!!! A long haired brother is getting the shit chased out of him. ..He's running down the street with this strange looking woman chasing after him with her arms outstretched!...Oh shit...the brother just ran out of one of his shoes! So now he's hopping.... The woman has gained on him....Oh my, this could be bad....Where is the police?!".
911: Yes, 911... Innocent Bystander: Yes, this is my second call...I'm afraid someone is in serious danger. 911: What seems to be the problem? IB: Well, this black guy is being chased by this woman and ...oh my, he's climbing this fence...He just hopped the fence.... run my child! Run....This woman,...Lord have mercy!...she just hit the fence too. Boy oh boy...look at her get up that fence... 911: Does the woman have a weapon? IB: Run young man...Huh? Oh, I can't tell if she does or not..I'm an elderly woman so my sight isn't what it used to be. But I know she sure is chasing him...And it looks dangerous!  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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 Quick! Jump behind him... 
he's so fat, she won't see you and I think she's not quick enough to catch up. I think you're safe for now..... 
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blackguitaristz said: blackguitaristz said: HELP!!! Somebody call the fucking POLICE!!! A long haired brother is getting the shit chased out of him. ..He's running down the street with this strange looking woman chasing after him with her arms outstretched!...Oh shit...the brother just ran out of one of his shoes! So now he's hopping.... The woman has gained on him....Oh my, this could be bad....Where is the police?!".
911: Yes, 911... Innocent Bystander: Yes, this is my second call...I'm afraid someone is in serious danger. 911: What seems to be the problem? IB: Well, this black guy is being chased by this woman and ...oh my, he's climbing this fence...He just hopped the fence.... run my child! Run....This woman,...Lord have mercy!...she just hit the fence too. Boy oh boy...look at her get up that fence... 911: Does the woman have a weapon? IB: Run young man...Huh? Oh, I can't tell if she does or not..I'm an elderly woman so my sight isn't what it used to be. But I know she sure is chasing him...And it looks dangerous! E News Hollywood; Breaking News!! Lisa Robinson: I'm standing outside of the Sunset Marquis Hotel in Hollywood. And we just received report that lead guitarist of The Verge, Christopher CoShea a.k.a blackguitaristz, is trapped inside with other terrified guests and hotel employess. A woman is reported to be inside the hotel, holding everyone hostage. As you can see, a large crowd has gathered. We at E News are the first to be bringing this to you, Live! No word on who this woman is and what she wants but as you can see, she holding off the police. As soon as we find out more,...oh, .. (background noise) I don't know, it was just the weirdest thing I have ever seen. SynthiaRose said "I'm in love with blackguitaristz. Especially when he talks about Hendrix."
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paintedlady said: Quick! Jump behind him...
he's so fat, she won't see you and I think she's not quick enough to catch up. I think you're safe for now.....
Shhhhh!...(panting) nah...(whispers) Thank u painted,...but uh...I had to run into this hotel....I'm hiding behind one of those fake ass palm tress they have in the lobby. I don't think she seen me run in here...Damn...So I uh,...think I'm safe for now...Man, this shit is..oh damn... Dig painted, she just ran in here...I gotta bounce.... SynthiaRose said "I'm in love with blackguitaristz. Especially when he talks about Hendrix."
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Y'all are some crazy ass mofo's. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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On a funny note, I know uhhh someone who's ahhh, ex boyfriend used to blow air into her vag and shake her around so she'd queef really loud. I was horrified! I mean SHE was horrified!!!
Yes, it's a true but very rare occurrence. When air is blown or forced directly into a vagina — without allowing any air to escape — an air embolism (the abnormal presence of air in the cardiovascular system) could form, which can be fatal. Women who are more at risk for this unlikely possibility are those whose pelvic vessels are enlarged (meaning, increased blood supply to the vagina) due to a condition such as trauma and possibly pregnancy. So, if a very large amount of air were to be blown or forced into their vaginal canals, it's possible that the air could enter their bloodstream, causing a blockage in a blood vessel. As a result, some of these women, perhaps including the pregnant women's fetus, may experience complications. In extraordinary cases, some of these women (and the fetus) may die if the embolism travels to the heart or lungs.
If you like blowing air into your girlfriend's vulva, and if your girlfriend enjoys the sensations brought on by this, it may give you two some peace of mind to know that gently puffing some air into or breathing on a woman's vulva during oral pleasuring appears to be okay. However, it might be better to suck, kiss, lick, probe, press (with lips or fingers), or lightly nibble a woman's vulva or clitoris than blow or force air directly into her vagina. Safer and enjoyable oral sex on a woman mostly involves using a dam, finding out what feels good to her, and practice. The answer, my friend, is not blowin' in the women. [Edited 3/14/08 13:37pm] | |
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And there goes the thread.  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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