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Women Farting In a Carefree Fashion, and The Decline of Western Civilisation 
my girlfriend farted on my leg, in bed, last night. Not for the first time, I might add. Woman, and farting. Go. | |
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STOP TALKING ABOUT ME!
  No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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eww [Edited 3/12/08 18:18pm] | |
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LOLZ | |
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best
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LittleSmedley said:
my girlfriend farted on my leg, in bed, last night. Not for the first time, I might add. Woman, and farting. Go. | |
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My kinda thread
I've yet to grace my man with the aroma of my cabbage delight but soon very soon I shall grace him with the gas of the Gods  | |
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heybaby said: My kinda thread
I've yet to grace my man with the aroma of my cabbage delight but soon very soon I shall grace him with the gas of the Gods 
Instead of him calling you "heybaby", he's gonna say "dayumbaby!"
a woman after my own heart  | |
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heybaby said: My kinda thread
I've yet to grace my man with the aroma of my cabbage delight but soon very soon I shall grace him with the gas of the Gods
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roflmoa @ this thread. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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When a woman farts in your presence, you know she loves you. | |
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ArielB said: When a woman farts in your presence, you know she loves you.
in that case my husband is the most loved man in the whole world, especially on long car trips when it's raining really heavily  | |
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 HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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Protege said: hold it...hold it...yeah ... | |
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NO!!!!! Women shouldn't even fart!  "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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bboy87 said: NO!!!!! Women shouldn't even fart!
you get one too!.... ahhh yeah!   | |
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heybaby said: My kinda thread
I've yet to grace my man with the aroma of my cabbage delight but soon very soon I shall grace him with the gas of the Gods 
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ZombieKitten said: ArielB said: When a woman farts in your presence, you know she loves you.
in that case my husband is the most loved man in the whole world, especially on long car trips when it's raining really heavily This is the WRONG thread for me to be reading as I have lunch at my desk consisting of a big ole plate of "Grunkohl"...which by the way, is the German equivilent to "Greens" in the U.S  . Alot of people around me are going to be paying for my nutritional choices as the day goes on  | |
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Ottensen said: ZombieKitten said: in that case my husband is the most loved man in the whole world, especially on long car trips when it's raining really heavily This is the WRONG thread for me to be reading as I have lunch at my desk consisting of a big ole plate of "Grunkohl"...which by the way, is the German equivilent to "Greens" in the U.S . Alot of people around me are going to be paying for my nutritional choices as the day goes on | |
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I have been told that I do it to him in my sleep. I think he is making it up so he does not feel so bad about farting in front of me a million times a day.
Hey fair is fair.  | |
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shanti0608 said: I have been told that I do it to him in my sleep. I think he is making it up so he does not feel so bad about farting in front of me a million times a day.
Hey fair is fair. 
see if next time you can pull his head under the quilt in your sleep! | |
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ZombieKitten said: shanti0608 said: I have been told that I do it to him in my sleep. I think he is making it up so he does not feel so bad about farting in front of me a million times a day.
Hey fair is fair.
see if next time you can pull his head under the quilt in your sleep! Good idea! | |
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I had an episode the other day...to much salad.....and I'm still hoping that my 11 year old's classmates never figure out who it was.....at least I kept it silent..... Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. | |
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StillGotIt said: I had an episode the other day...to much salad.....and I'm still hoping that my 11 year old's classmates never figure out who it was.....at least I kept it silent.....
Silent:-o ??? Those are always the WORST ones!!!! | |
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I thought this was going to link to some article on CNN's homepage about a recent study that was done. I wouldn't be surprised. They do "studies" on everything else."I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Ottensen said: StillGotIt said: I had an episode the other day...to much salad.....and I'm still hoping that my 11 year old's classmates never figure out who it was.....at least I kept it silent.....
Silent:-o ??? Those are always the WORST ones!!!! They were quite deadly Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. | |
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Never farted around a dude, I don't think I'm physically capable  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: Never farted around a dude, I don't think I'm physically capable
Same. same, same, same. |
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Women fart...?  | |
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