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Reply #30 posted 03/12/08 8:44pm

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JustErin said:

Mars23 said:

Perhaps the question is better phrased and more provocative if asked if the keepers of cats are smarter, or those that keep dogs.

After all cat people consider it smart for an animal to shit in their house.


Well, so do humans. Or do you go outside to shit in your yard?



It's my house, I shit in the living room.


Let's make out.
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Reply #31 posted 03/12/08 8:47pm

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Perhaps the question is better phrased and more provocative if asked if the keepers of cats are smarter, or those that keep dogs.

After all cat people consider it smart for an animal to shit in their house.


i think it's smarter to shit in a box and cover it with litter than to go poop in the yard. of course, i'm sure i've had far worse pooping habits than either of these options, but that's another thread.
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Reply #32 posted 03/12/08 10:10pm

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Mars23 said:

JustErin said:



Well, so do humans. Or do you go outside to shit in your yard?



It's my house, I shit in the living room.


Let's make out.


Ok.
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Reply #33 posted 03/12/08 10:28pm

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Cats are psychic. They can read minds and they can see dead people. Obviously I think cats are smarter, but I think dogs are probably more loyal.
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Reply #34 posted 03/12/08 10:42pm

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I remember seeing a show, a ten to one backwards countdown, about smart animals.
Dogs were on the list, cats weren't smile
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Reply #35 posted 03/13/08 4:38am

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Cats are psychic. They can read minds and they can see dead people. Obviously I think cats are smarter, but I think dogs are probably more loyal.


and they can predict earthquakes and avalanches too, right?
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Reply #36 posted 03/13/08 4:39am

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I remember seeing a show, a ten to one backwards countdown, about smart animals.
Dogs were on the list, cats weren't smile


They define smart as something that can be made to do what you want, like work for example. Cats can't be trained, they are too smart to fall for that shit nod
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Reply #37 posted 03/13/08 4:42am

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ZombieKitten said:

PDogz said:

Cats are psychic. They can read minds and they can see dead people. Obviously I think cats are smarter, but I think dogs are probably more loyal.


and they can predict earthquakes
and avalanches too, right?



mine did nod
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Reply #38 posted 03/13/08 4:44am

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and they can predict earthquakes
and avalanches too, right?



mine did nod


what did it say? omfg

(can it predict this? fart )
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Reply #39 posted 03/13/08 4:49am

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ZombieKitten said:

jami0mckay said:




mine did nod


what did it say? omfg

(can it predict this? fart )


lol lol

he was all skittish and kept meowing, then jumped into bed with us, which he never does lol
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Reply #40 posted 03/13/08 4:52am

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what did it say? omfg

(can it predict this? fart )


lol lol

he was all skittish and kept meowing, then jumped into bed with us, which he never does lol


that proves it!
so when you fart did he jump back out of bed?
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Reply #41 posted 03/13/08 4:55am

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ZombieKitten said:

jami0mckay said:



lol lol

he was all skittish and kept meowing, then jumped into bed with us, which he never does lol


that proves it!
so when you fart did he jump back out of bed?



no! I'm like Prince my fart smells of lavendar falloff
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Reply #42 posted 03/13/08 4:59am

ZombieKitten

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ZombieKitten said:



that proves it!
so when you fart did he jump back out of bed?



no! I'm like Prince my fart smells of lavendar falloff


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my sister used to say mine smelled like air freshener! I think her smell-buds were destroyed from sharing a bedroom with me.
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Reply #43 posted 03/13/08 5:01am

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ZombieKitten said:

jami0mckay said:




no! I'm like Prince my fart smells of lavendar falloff


falloff
my sister used to say mine smelled like air freshener! I think her smell-buds were destroyed from sharing a bedroom with me.



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Reply #44 posted 03/13/08 5:06am

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Got to be cats.

Mine knew about the earthquake thing the other week. wasn't till 1am that I understood what she was trying to tell me though.

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Reply #45 posted 03/13/08 6:23am

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problem solving skills?
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Reply #46 posted 03/13/08 9:35am

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PDogz said:

Cats are psychic. They can read minds and they can see dead people. Obviously I think cats are smarter, but I think dogs are probably more loyal.


Those things don't necessarily make cats smarter, just more mystical.

Obviously both are smart enough.

I'd say dogs have greater adaptability to new situations. It mostly shows as willingness vs. cats' independence, but I think that willingness shows more versatility of thought.

But who are we kidding? They're both dumb!
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Reply #47 posted 03/13/08 10:17am

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Certain dogs might not be as dumb as some think:


"Various studies have attempted to confirm the intelligence of dogs in a rigorous manner. A recent example is animal psychologist Juliane Kaminski's paper in Science that demonstrated that Rico, a Border Collie, could learn over 200 words.[1] Rico could remember the names of several items for up to four weeks after its last exposure (Kaminski eliminated the Clever Hans effect using strict protocols). Rico was also able to interpret phrases such as "fetch the sock" in terms of its component words (rather than considering its utterance to be a single word). Rico could also give the sock to a specified person."
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Reply #48 posted 03/13/08 12:48pm

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ufoclub said:

Certain dogs might not be as dumb as some think:


"Various studies have attempted to confirm the intelligence of dogs in a rigorous manner. A recent example is animal psychologist Juliane Kaminski's paper in Science that demonstrated that Rico, a Border Collie, could learn over 200 words.[1] Rico could remember the names of several items for up to four weeks after its last exposure (Kaminski eliminated the Clever Hans effect using strict protocols). Rico was also able to interpret phrases such as "fetch the sock" in terms of its component words (rather than considering its utterance to be a single word). Rico could also give the sock to a specified person."


I had a weimaraner that could do that kind of thing. We were always amazed at how smart she was. She seemed to understand everything.

My german shorthaired pointer is a dolt, though.
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Reply #49 posted 03/13/08 6:20pm

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FuNkeNsteiN said:

I remember seeing a show, a ten to one backwards countdown, about smart animals.
Dogs were on the list, cats weren't smile


the cat probably would have remembered the name of the damn show biggrin
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Reply #50 posted 03/13/08 9:54pm

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Anxiety said:

FuNkeNsteiN said:

I remember seeing a show, a ten to one backwards countdown, about smart animals.
Dogs were on the list, cats weren't smile


the cat probably would have remembered the name of the damn show biggrin

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Reply #51 posted 03/13/08 9:56pm

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It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.

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Reply #52 posted 03/14/08 6:31am

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smile
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Reply #53 posted 03/14/08 9:22am

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Steadwood said:




smile


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Reply #54 posted 03/14/08 12:17pm

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"oh my dog
oh long john
oh long johnson
oh don piano
why I eyes ya
oh the live long day"

dogs can't write poetry like this!
talk to the hand



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Reply #55 posted 03/21/08 1:19am

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EVERYONE knows cats are evil razz
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