Batman without a doubt

Batman!

[This message was edited Mon Oct 28 9:23:47 PST 2002 by yamomma]

Batman rocks!


Batman has the better costume (Superman looks like a fairy in his baby blue outfit and tights)
Batman has the cool cars (Fairies do fly?)
Batman has all the cool gadgets (men like gadgets)
Bruce Wayne gets more girls (all these years, Clarke Kent still can't seem to get it together with just Lois Lane)
Batman and Bruce has the cool Crib Superman still lives with his folks and that fairy crystal palace!


Comparing Batman to Superman is like comparing Prince to Elton John.


(Ian: ok, that one asked for it)

Besides, we all know Superman quit the good fight a long time ago.

Batman! Um, yamomma, that is a SCARY, but FUNNY, pic! And the Prince-to-Elton comparison is a HIDEOUS thought! Both are great artists in their own respective rights. Period! Starts there, ends there.

Batman by far. Superman fights "for truth, justice, and the American way"...an oxymoron if i've ever heard one.

Batman fights Gotham's greatest villains cuz he knows it gets Catwoman all hot and bothered. He's really a romantic type of guy when it comes down to it.

Well, I love comics in general, but Bats was always my favorite of the DC bunch (Spidey is my fave Marvel character).

Now, as far as who would win in a fight, all you need to do is pick up Frank Miller's "Dark Knight Returns" to see that Batman would clean Supe's clock. Y'see, Batman is way smarter than Superman, and he's always a bit on the paranoid side. Using his skills as a detective, The Bat would have uncovered all of Supes weeknesses, and set up a contigency plan in case he ever did have to fight the Man Of Steel.

Anyone ever read the JLA: Tower Of Babel story? In that, Ra's Al Ghul hacked into the Batcave computer to find the files that Bats had on the Justice League (unbeknownst to them). Each file included a plan to take each member down in case they went evil. Ra's then used these plans against the league. A highly recommended read for all comic geeks!

JLA: Towers of Babel...is that in book form or is it found in the separate comic storylines?

mrchristian said:

It was originally published as individual issues, but you can buy it as a trade paperback. A really good read, if you're into these characters.

The Bat is awesome, but we must give props to Aquaman (DC) and Namor, The Sub Mariner (Marvel). Oh, and that Fathom chick at Image is pretty hot!

JediMaster said:

thanx for the info.

mrchristian said:

No problem! I can pretty much recommend any of the JLA stories written by Grant Morrison or Mark Waid. They've all been collected in trade format, so they should be easy for your local comic or book store to order for you.

Personally I prefer the Care Bears because they are very exciting and they so crazy you have to get a tattoo on your chest just to join. Who ever heard of some tattoo bear floating around all up in a cloud? That's NUTS!

I bet the Care Bears could kill a goat faster than Batman. You cannot argue this point because I am RIGHT

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BrianFellows said:

No, the Care Bears would spend a whole lot of time singing the goat to death. Batman would just use a poisoned batarang. Dude, are we really comparing Batman and the Care Bears? If we're gonna get into that, Strawberry Shortcake could kick the Care Bears asses all over those pissy little clouds!