LleeLlee, having quite the knack for posting disturbing photographs (remember all those 2the9s photoshops ) posted this on JustErin's "Imma die lonely but sorrounded by beautiful faced men" thread.


What I found most disturbing about the image she posted (Below) was that the nerd she posted was a salvageable nerd. He could have been totally nerd-sexy.




All he really needed was a new haircut.

First: On some people, their faces are just so jankity that the perfect haircut will not save them. I mean you can throw a bucket of paint on an ugly ass house, and it's still an ugly ass house right? But what if that house is actually cute, but just needs to be dressed up a bit? It just needs curb appeal?

MOST folks can really stand to get a different hairdo.
Some guys for example, need to shave their heads bald. Bald is so fucking sexy on most men though, so I may be a bit biased in my opinions on that.
But some guys need just the right hairdo--and trust me, there is a hairdo out there somewhere that will totally turn your jankity ass into something cute.


Next, you need to use skin toner. Something to subdue the lines and wrinkles and blemishes. You simply can't neglect your skin yall.

Finally, if your face is a bit round or you don't have a distinctive chin, try a small goatee.

Finally, don't be afraid to go a little wild with your glasses. Tinted ones always add a touch of 'umph' to any man. Remember, whimsical fashions make the look 'deliberate' and not like an accidental mess.

The result below has the nerd from above actually taken to the nerd-sexy level. His butthole would not be safe in any trendy , gay, or country music bar here in Tampa--that's for sure.










Come on??!!! Who loves nerd-sexy??? Speak the fuck up!!!







[Edited 3/17/08 13:20pm]

PaisleyPark5083 said:

Well, he's cute in the second picture isn't he?

And I didn't change the face!

I'm all about nerdsexy

jess555ja said:

I'm yellow-nerdy you know

amen to everything but tinted lenses

Imago said:

Me likey

Looks can be drastically improved with the right hair and frames (or contact lenses).

VoicesCarry said:

I have the right haircut you know.

There's a lense shop right down the street too


Just sayin'

I think you need the side/side to truely appreciate the work you did on this dude.

Come on PP5083. Admit it. You think he's cute now!

Oh and on the whole "Imma die lonely but sorrounded by beautiful faced men"

Imago said:

Now that he is side to side he looks do-able. kinda

This, my friend, is nerd sexy. I have no problem enjoying this hot woman, painted blue to match a video game and playing with toys.

[Edited 3/17/08 13:26pm]

jess555ja said:

That's not nerd-sexy mars23


That's the typical girl most nerds CAN'T get, but she's being paid good money to supply a fantasy to them even though she probably doesn't even know any nerds in real life.

This is as nerd-sexy I am willing to go.

JustErin said:

JustErin said:

lots of people will go for that kinda nerd-sexy.

JustErin said:

if he's such a fucking nerd, why couldn't he rotate the picture??

evenstar said:

Awww....

And Dan! Stop laughing at me!

Stymie said:

I don't see any nerds in that picture

Imago said:

Dude, I am such a geek.

Movie/t.v buff, tech head, numbers whiz, bookworm...nerd.

Can we discuss Nietzche?

Stymie said:

Wait a sec, there is nothing unattractive about liking those things. Every guy I have been involved with was into things like that and all were highly intelligent - one of the biggest turn ons of all.

Stymie said:

I attend org invasions

JustErin said:

Really? I definately thought that stuff is nerdy and I look like a nerd as well.

Stymie said:

Well, I guess it is nerdy...but that's not a deal breaker at all!

I used to call this one guy I was with "Wizards and Lizards from Outer Space" because he loved all those kinds of books, movies and shows...but that definitely didn't make him less attractive to me.

All of the guys I have liked were bookworms, moviebuffs, all were well educated and many times were way ahead of me in intelligence (ok, maybe that's not saying much). But I found all those qualities in them made them sexier.

Imago said:

Fuck you.