Why the hell do people hate her so much?

And the chick has one leg...how is it that people are sitting around making fun of that shit?

Did she kick a baby or something?

Dance said:

you're making fun of her, aren't you ?

I love how the tabloids vilify her and call her Mucca for having nuddy photos taken in her youth, and then have a centre page spread of Danielle Lloyd and her Marty-Feldman boob job.

God bless the press!

mcmeekle said:

HAHAHA!

That's the funniest shit I've read in a long time. There's a name you never hear anymore!

Her family, friends and ex-lovers are said to reveal another side of the woman McCartney married.

Dianna Karmal, her former sister-in-law, says: “She’s very destructive.

She is like a praying mantis when it comes to men. She uses her sexual charms quite brilliantly and they are the ones who are hurt.”

Mystery has surrounded periods of ex-Lady McCartney’s life from the time she was a teenager.

Friends say her seven year-long double life in pursuit of sex and money is conveniently absent from her autobiography, A Single Step.

Ros Ashley, a former “pleasure wife” for rich Arab men, claims she met Heather, then just 18, at The Ritz in London and introduced her to a number of wealthy Lebanese businessmen.

She says Heather enjoyed the hospitality of oil-rich Arabs and a world of casinos, top hotels and private jets.

In the documentary, Ros says: “If you know Heather and you’ve known her for many years, you know that she has reinvented herself.

I’m not the only person, there are many more who want to tell their stories about the Heather Mills who they really know.”

Ros was the former mistress of Saudi arms dealer Adnan Khashoggi and also claims Mohamed Fayed and his son Dodi were among her lovers.

Ros and Heather first met in Khashoggi’s London hotel suite.

Ros recalls: “There were four very pretty girls in the room. One in particular had a Newcastle accent and, being from the North myself, we got chatting. Her name was Heather Mills.

“Heather’s ambition was to meet a wealthy man, whether Arab, English, French, Spanish, whatever would give her wealth and status.

She had a magnificent figure and once she started to dress correctly and not look tarty but sophisticated, she looked the part.”

Heather’s first conquest, according to Ros, was a rich Lebanese businessman and soon she had a luxury Chelsea flat and a flashy red sports car.

Heather was also having an on-off relationship at this time with sales manager Alfie Karmal, now 44, who later became her first husband.

She shared his house in Stanmore, North London but, much to his puzzlement, kept “disappearing”.

Alfie says: “She told me she was staying at a friend’s house in Chelsea and she was sleeping on the floor.

He reveals: “The difference between now and what had happened before was that she suddenly accepted that she was a compulsive liar.”

Alfie claims Heather agreed to go to a psychiatrist at Bushey Hospital, Herts, and attended eight sessions.

He said: “The psychiatrist convinced me Heather’s behaviour was normal after what she had been through and that I should make allowances.”

The couple married in 1989 at a country club in Middlesex and moved to a luxury house in Hertfordshire.

But Heather was soon getting itchy feet again. Dianna says: “She wanted to be in command of her own destiny, her own bank balance and how and what she did with her life. Being a wife to Alfie was just too restrictive.”

In 1991 Heather suffered an ectopic pregnancy. Alfie sent her on a skiing holiday in Slovenia to cheer her up.

But once she was there, he says, she fell in love with her skiing instructor — a man called Milos — and finally left her husband. But not before trashing their home.

Alfie claims: “I thought I’d been robbed. A big glass door panel was smashed, wallpaper up the stairwells had been ripped off — the bedroom was like a bomb site.”

By the following year, her affair with the skiing instructor was over and Heather had resumed contact with her old set of friends — and was busy showing off her new curves.

Ros saw her at a party and says: “She looked fresh and thin and toned and was wearing a short skirt.

“She said, ‘I’ll show you how good I look’ and started to disrobe — in front of the guests. She just stood there absolutely naked.

“We were quite embarrassed about it but Heather? No — she was back on the quest for fame, wealth and a rich husband.”

Before marrying McCartney, Heather is believed to have had three other fiancés: Italian banker Raffaele Mincione, executive Marcus Stapleton and TV producer Chris Terrill — but always backed out, sometimes days before she was due down the aisle.

JustErin said:

I like Marty, but I don't want reminded of him when I see topless photos!

If I had a boob job and my nipples were at sixes-and-sevens I'd want my money back!

Dance said:

Divorce can be a messy thing

purplesmoke said:

So WTF was Sir Paul thinking marrying this gold-digger? Is it a case of good p-ssy messing a man's mind up?

Because most people think she's a gold digger. I don't know if she married Paul for love or money, nor do I think I will ever know but her actions as of late seem to lean towards the gold digging variety. Why does she keep holding out for so much money? If you really loved him, why not take the assload he offered you and move the fuck on?

Barbara Walters has even said that Heather is not a pleasant person. She spent an hour victimizing herself in an interview but when they took a break, she refused a glass of water because it wasn't room temperature and was completely rude to the person bringing it to her.

uPtoWnNY said:

Bitch must have a pussy of gold!

One4All4Ever said:

I didn't even realize...but anyway

Okay, the girl's a complete KimKardashian...she's a gold digger blah blah blah

If anything all that hate should be directed at ALL the various chicks like that, why is it so strong and focused especially considering the woman lost a body part?

It just seems dead ass wrong IMHO

Dance said:

Okay, what have you done with the realDance?!

JuliePurplehead said:

Well, it's going to cost him Fort Knox to get rid of her ass. She's going to get all that loot, and didn't write one goddamn song. Marriage - HA!

I also remember her accusing Paul of spousal abuse. Please. I knew this gold-digging bitch didn't have a leg to stand on with that shit.

purplesmoke said:

I call bullshit on her getting itchy FEET.

uPtoWnNY said:

you know you're wrong for that one.
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I think pretty much every man in Paul's position or maybe just someone who's comfortable knows there are going to be all types going for their money.

If she wipes him out, too damn bad. He should have had the tightest most evil prenup he could possibly get.

b/c she married the peoples angel for his money

oh please! Like he didn't marry her for the poon!

...note to Paul: when marrying sexy blonds who are half your age...GET A PRENUP!

thekidsgirl said:

well, if he don't know, NOW he knows

This marriage could cost Paul an arm an a leg...

Who knows what use she'll have for the arm?....









get it?




Cracked myself up


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thekidsgirl said:

GET A PRESTUMP!

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who the hell refuses ice water in favor of room temperature water? that alone is enough to tell you she's bonkers.

Well she might come across as hard done to but personally I don't she's got a leg to stand on.

Raze said:

Ice water hurts my teeth.

Dance said:

Fuck Heather Mills, I really hope Paul kicked her ass with her plastic leg fucking cunt gold digging bitch.

JDInteractive said:

I have to wonder how funny this shit would be to some of you if G-d forbid you, your child, another family member, or someone you care about had to deal with something like that.

I just don't see the humor in that woman's position. And that sort of problem goes beyond the obvious major issues.

If you honestly think it's that fucking funny I'd like to see you walk your ignorant ass into a hospital and laugh at the children with these issues.

nevermind
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thekidsgirl said:

Yep, you do get what you paid for but in this case, I think half is way too much for her.

Dance said:

Seriously, who are you and what have you done with the real dance?

She must be REALLY good at what she does, to still have "it" after losing a leg.