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PrintableThis whole year so far has been one long, embarrassing moment 4 me.  Things got really crappy in August of 2007 with 11th grade starting & other bad events, but people kept telling me that stuff would get better. Well, it hasn't!  It got so hectic that I finally just quit school & stayed at home. I had some great plans that didn't work out at all  & now I don't even know what I wanna do, or where I wanna go.  How ironic, my computer crashed on New Year's Eve & we had to get a new one.  We finally did on Jan 21st, we got this Windows Vista. I've been sitting on this damn thing all day, every day ever since, with nothing 2 do.  Besides the Superbowl Halftime, the Grammy Awards & the Oscars, 2008 has been my most boring, shitty year ever. I'm so disappointed!  About a year/half year ago, (July of 2007) things were still going great. What happened?!  I'm still waiting for everything to go back 2 the way it was again.  Thankz God tho, that we are FINALLY taking a BIG vacation from here in MAY! 
OK, rant over...  [Edited 3/12/08 15:16pm]  wish U were here baby, on me--
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Ocean said: Imago said: I have a LOT more embarrassing moments. I swear, I could probably do a standup routine recounting them all
But I'm dreadfully tired so I'll save them. Plus, it takes alot to actually type out the memories. Personally, I think embarrassing moments are fun to look back on.  Where's that bloody popcorn emoticon?   wish U were here baby, on me--
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fhqwhgads said: Ocean said:  and naked .....with the whole hip thing  ... I'm going red even thinking about it  I'm going something thinking about it too.   | |
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raveun2thejoyfantastic said: Ocean said: Where's that bloody popcorn emoticon? Thanks  | |
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wow, a day later, this thread sucks. | |
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Imago said: wow, a day later, this thread sucks.
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Imago said: OK, OK, why not another one.
About 3 years ago , I was supporting our Credit Card Services line of business on a very high visible project of theirs. I was CONSTANTLY on these business "meetings" where I all the technical staff, project managment staff, and major stakeholders (CEOs, CTOs, etc. etc.) for the various legs of the line of business would be represented. Because we had sooooo many of these meetings, we started to recognize each other by voice, and my voice is pretty distinct--it's very sexy and melts panties and shit. It also has been known to stiffin penises and pucker assholes. But that's not important to this story. Anyways, I had just gotten my hair highlighted this beutiful auburn bronze color... Actually, this is the same haircut (taken within a few days of that) 
Anyways, my co-worker Beth, who is quite fond of making fun of my masculinity because I like to get my hair done at a salon (Beth is not homophobic--both her sisters are lesbian, and I call her the family's great 'straight hope' ).
Anyways, I'm on this meeting, and she kept walking by my cube and saying "oooooh, Dan, you're sooo purty. So so so purty. Love the highlights Dan (in the most teenage voice she could come up with") Finally, I looked up at her while I was on this meeting and yelled out (in my most Sha' Ne' Ne' Ghetto fabulas urban voice I could), "GuRRRLLLLL, you betta leave me and my highlights alone , or Imma take my panties off and fling them on yo blond ass hair!!!!!" (I even moved my head like a the 'oh no you didn't chicken head roll). It was at that momment that the meeting came to a screeching halt, and Ernie Ocasio (one of the major stakeholders and a friend of mine) said, "Uhm.... Donk (they called me donk), You're not on mute..." The entire meeting including the upper execs erupted in laughter
I wanted to die.
And I don't embarrass easily.
Why am I revealing this shit?
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Imago said: OK, OK, why not another one.
About 3 years ago , I was supporting our Credit Card Services line of business on a very high visible project of theirs. I was CONSTANTLY on these business "meetings" where I all the technical staff, project managment staff, and major stakeholders (CEOs, CTOs, etc. etc.) for the various legs of the line of business would be represented. Because we had sooooo many of these meetings, we started to recognize each other by voice, and my voice is pretty distinct--it's very sexy and melts panties and shit. It also has been known to stiffin penises and pucker assholes. But that's not important to this story. Anyways, I had just gotten my hair highlighted this beutiful auburn bronze color... Actually, this is the same haircut (taken within a few days of that)
Anyways, my co-worker Beth, who is quite fond of making fun of my masculinity because I like to get my hair done at a salon (Beth is not homophobic--both her sisters are lesbian, and I call her the family's great 'straight hope' ).
Anyways, I'm on this meeting, and she kept walking by my cube and saying "oooooh, Dan, you're sooo purty. So so so purty. Love the highlights Dan (in the most teenage voice she could come up with") Finally, I looked up at her while I was on this meeting and yelled out (in my most Sha' Ne' Ne' Ghetto fabulas urban voice I could), "GuRRRLLLLL, you betta leave me and my highlights alone , or Imma take my panties off and fling them on yo blond ass hair!!!!!" (I even moved my head like a the 'oh no you didn't chicken head roll). It was at that momment that the meeting came to a screeching halt, and Ernie Ocasio (one of the major stakeholders and a friend of mine) said, "Uhm.... Donk (they called me donk), You're not on mute..." The entire meeting including the upper execs erupted in laughter
I wanted to die.
And I don't embarrass easily.
Why am I revealing this shit?
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oh come on!
Somebody else share some stories!!! | |
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Imago said: oh come on!
Somebody else share some stories!!! U better just share some more hun  | |
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Imago said: Why am I revealing this shit?
BECAUSE THAT WHAT ORG FOR P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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