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The Jokes Thread Have you heard about the gay midget? He just came out of the cupboard...
How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Wave to her... What's black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling? A blond electrician... What has nine arms and sucks? Def Leppard... commence  | |
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Two fish are swimming in a tank. One says, "How do you drive this thing?"
Horse walks into a pub. Barman says, "Why the long face?" Dog takes a shit. It stinks. Girl falls off a swing. She had no arms. | |
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benyamin said: Two fish are swimming in a tank. One says, "How do you drive this thing?"
Horse walks into a pub. Barman says, "Why the long face?" Dog takes a shit. It stinks. Girl falls off a swing. She had no arms. So wrong, LOL. | |
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Tom said: benyamin said: Two fish are swimming in a tank. One says, "How do you drive this thing?"
Horse walks into a pub. Barman says, "Why the long face?" Dog takes a shit. It stinks. Girl falls off a swing. She had no arms. So wrong, LOL. Surely only `one arm` more wrong than your Def Leppard joke!  | |
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Two dyslexic's walk into a bank and say:
"Put your air in the hands, this is a mothersticking fuck up" [Edited 3/10/08 20:28pm] | |
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