I'm just saying...I mean I haven't really posted in like two months and two things have happened.

1) No one has really noticed my absence.

2) The Org has somehow thrived and prospered without me.

Strange, really.

This thread is not going well.

My analysis as to why:

1) It isn't really about anything (after two months, this is the best that I could come up with?)

2) It's in the genre of mock-pity so as to achieve high praise in a pathetic attempt to stroke my secretly enormous ego.

I may need to re-think.

I missed you tremendously, every single day. I lost 7.5 pounds pining about your absence.

RodeoSchro said:

Now that is what I'm talking about. A little love shown for a four year member of the Org who has longed for nothing but to please and amuse. Even if the sentiment is dipped in sarcasm it still moves me.

GottaLetitgo said:

No, I really lost 7.5 pounds. I'm eating like a horse, trying to gain it back.

you beat me to it! by seconds!

Where the hell is your "Hello I am Gottaletitgo"-thread.

I mean, you abandon us, then expect us to overjoy when you return?

Well, fuck YOU.







I want a hug.

HamsterHuey said:

This is embarrassing. I actually forgot the web site address and kept going to some site about tennis rackets. Suffice it to say, they had no interest in hearing about my cross dressing or inability to have basic "marital relations" with my wife.

GottaLetitgo said:

All you had to say was something like; "My hamster doesn't understand me..."

XxAxX said:

You always were one of my favorites. And will be again as I return from my completely uneccessary sabbatical.

Okay, let me be honest. If I can be anything, I can at least be damn honest.

I was in Org re-hab for the last two months. I became addicted to the whimsy of the Org, the joy and humor of its inhabitants. And the dark side, its depraved underbelly of explicit carnal knowledge not meant for mere mortals. I had to dry out for a while, step away and regain my life back.

Of course, now that I have suckled once again at the teat of depravity, I find myself hooked again.

I need to call my sponsor.

GottaLetitgo said:

That guy in your avatar?

He's a friend of mine.

GottaLetitgo said:

i heard that if you ORGnote Imago your phone number, he will call you

Gotta!!!!! I missed you so...

paintedlady said:

me 2

One of the org's funniest ever

RodeoSchro said:

I forgot the significance behind the avatar. Something about abandonment or something.

Or it was just picked at random.

I have forgotten.

I was hopped up on Org back then. It seems like a different life.

paintedlady said:

I'm talking tears are streaming down my face people. This is beautiful.

Imago said:

My cup in runnething over...wait, is that right grammatically?

I want to freeze this moment in time, to the tune of Whitney Houston's "One Moment in Time".

GottaLetitgo said:

i heard if you call her name five times she will come through the mirror and sing for you

XxAxX said:

Whitney was in rehab with me. Who knew she was addicted to the Org?

Org addiction is rough, man.

You still have 2 weeks of probation after going to that Hanna Montana concert...

Oh you thought I forgot, huh?

Gotta!!! How's it hangin', man?!

bboy87 said:

Wasn't sitting through it punishment enough? I mean there was a three song Jonas Brothers interlude...that's a fate worse than death.

KidaDynamite said:

It is hanging adequately. Thank you for asking.

GottaLetitgo said:

I saw Hannah Montana last night! We didn't have a Jonas Brother interlude, though - we got Billy Ray Cyrus himself!

He sang two songs, the second of which was "Achy Breaky Heart". I thought the first song was "I Want My Money Back" but then I read the lyrics and it was actually,










I WANT MY MULLET BACK. No kidding.

RodeoSchro said:

Bell bottoms were really cool.
Cuttin' class an' skippin' school.
I 'member packin' that ol' fishin' pole.
Skinny-dippin' at a swimmin' hole.
Back light, red lights an' strobe lights too,
Were all the rage for me an' you.
Only one thing I miss more than that:
I want my mullet back.

I want my mullet back.
My ol' Camero, an' my eight-track.
Fuzzy dice hangin' loose an' proud.
ZZ Top, they're playin' loud.
A simple time, that's what I miss.
Your mini-skirt an' your sweet kiss.
Things are changin' man, an' that's a fact.
I want my mullet back.

Back. Back.
Back. Back.
Back. Back.

I want my mullet back.
My ol' Camero, an' my eight-track.
Fuzzy dice hangin' loose an' proud.
Lynrd Skynrd, they're playin' loud.
A simple time, that's what I miss.
Your mini-skirt an' your sweet kiss.
Things are changin' man, and that's a fact.
I want my mullet back.

I want my mullet back.
My ol' Camero, an' my eight-track.
Fuzzy dice hangin' loose an' proud.
Bob Seger singin' an' I'm out in the crowd.
A simple time, that's what I miss.
Your mini-skirt an' your sweet kiss.
Things are changin' man, and that's a fact.
I want my mullet back.

I want my mullet back.
I want my mullet back.
I want my mullet back.
I want my mullet back.
Ow!

Shakespeare? No. Cyrus.

This thread isn't going to get moved to the Non-Prince Music thread now, is it?

GottaLetitgo said:

probably not. more likely, it'll be moved into the newly created ORG fashion forum

RodeoSchro said:

snatches RodeoSchro's cool pass