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Eddie Wanted Desperately To Have Sex With this really cute, really hot girl in his office ... But she was dating someone else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you." The girl looked at him and then said, "NO." Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend. She called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He wont even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, "What happened?" Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all quarters!" 
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Happy Friday  [Edited 3/7/08 1:29am] | |
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 Quarters!
Ahhh 
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 seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before   | |
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How did you know? 
  I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality  |
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Happy Friday All! Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian  | |
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MoniGram said: Happy Friday All!
Happy Friday
I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality |
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Steadwood said: MoniGram said: Happy Friday All!
Happy Friday
Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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...so he picked up a tranny in hollywood. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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glad to get my giggle on! | |
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Good one. | |
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that was funny! | |
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| 2 funny! | |
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Mars23 said: ...so he picked up a tranny in hollywood.
Nice Eddie Murphy reference. "Always blessings, never losses......"
Ya te dije....no manches guey!!!!!  I'm a guy!!!!
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Very catchy pill. SynthiaRose said "I'm in love with blackguitaristz. Especially when he talks about Hendrix."
nammie "What BGZ says I believe. I have the biggest crush on him." http://ccoshea19.googlepa...ssanctuary http://ccoshea19.googlepages.com | |
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OMG. that was actually cute.  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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