NDRU's recent thread sort of begs the presence of this one ...

I'll post my list again, since I don't seem to fit the bill

#82 Hating Corporations
#81 Graduate School
#80 The Idea of Soccer
#79 Modern Furniture YES
#78 Multilingual Children
#77 Musical Comedy
#76 Bottles of Water
#75 Threatening to Move to Canada
#74 Oscar Parties
#73 Gentrification
#72 Study Abroad
#71 Being the only white person around
#70 Difficult Breakups
#69 Mos Def
#68 Michel Gondry
#67 Standing Still at Concerts
#66 Divorce
#65 Co-Ed Sports
#64 Recycling
#63 Expensive Sandwiches
#62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People
#61 Bicycles
#60 Toyota Prius
#59 Natural Medicine
#58 Japan
#57 Juno
#56 Lawyers
#55 Apologies
#54 Kitchen Gadgets
#53 Dogs
#52 Sarah Silverman
#51 Living by the Water YES
#50 Irony
#49 Vintage
#48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops
#47 Arts Degrees
#46 The Sunday New York Times
#45 Asian Fusion Food YES
#44 Public Radio
#43 Plays
#42 Sushi YES
#41 Indie Music
#40 Apple Products
#39 Netflix
#38 Arrested Development YES
#37 Renovations
#36 Breakfast Places
#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
#34 Architecture
#33 Marijuana
#32 Vegan/Vegetarianism
#31 Snowboarding
#30 Wrigley Field
#29 80s Night
#28 Not having a TV
#27 Marathons
#26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!)
#25 David Sedaris
#24 Wine
#23 MicrobreweriesYES (if they have a party and the beer is free
#22 Having Two Last Names
#21 Writers Workshops
#20 Being an expert on YOUR culture
#19 TravelingYES
#18 Awareness
#17 Hating their Parents
#16 Gifted Children
#15 Yoga
#14 Having Black Friends
#13 Tea
#12 Non-Profit Organizations
#11 Asian Girls
#10 Wes Anderson Movies
#9 Making you feel bad about not going outside
#8 Barack Obama
#7 Diversity
#6 Organic Food
#5 Farmer’s Markets
#4 Assists
#3 Film Festivals
#2 Religions their parents don’t belong to
#1 Coffee[/quote]

I...

* don't sleep around
* don't have any communicable diseases
* don't have a criminal record
* am married (to a woman, no less) and take care of my kid
* have a couple degrees and am working on others
* talk "proper"
* prefer Le Coq Sportif to Air Jordans
* eat sushi, edamame and unpronouncable cheeses
* have never seen an illegal narcotic with my own eyes
* own music by Christie Moore and the Royal Scots Dragoon Guards

...for starters.
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ZombieKitten said:

i don't like 95% of pop music divas, and i absolutely loathe "Hi-NRG" dance music.

i only get my hair done on average of once a month*, unless i'm rocking a shaved head, at which point it's whenever i start looking like pogo the possum.

i have never seen an episode of 'desperate housewives', like, EVER. not even a bit of an episode. that show is a complete stranger to me.

apparently, it's non-stereotypical for gay men to be friends with (or friendly to) lesbians. i don't even know what all THAT is about, and it's stupid that this should have to be considered "non-stereotypical" behavior in the first place, but there ya go. loves me the lesbeeshuns.




*i do, however, get my hair did at macy's, which is, okay, kinda gay.

Lammastide said:

I feel so alone

Anxiety said:

You get your hair "done"... not just "cut."
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Lammastide said:

nothing picks up my day like a nice warsh and set down at the lipstick beauty say-lon.

Yeah, that list made me out to be very, very white.

hmmm
lemme seee.

Being Asian....



1) I don't know shit about playing the violin

2) I can't do math for shit

3) My ass is exceedingly hairy for an Asian. Folks who get down in it and lick it really good sometimes get the sensation of sunburn on their faces from the friction cause by my butthair.

4) I'm not a huge fan of rice, though if I were to eat it (I don't eat rice anymore), it would have to be Jasmine rice.

Yummy Mummy
An attractive, healthy, and very sexy mother! Usually a young woman or sometimes a really gorgeous and hot middle aged mother. Yummy mummies usually wear trendy clothes, have great hairstyles and always look fabulous.
that's me out

Grup
(a) walk around with an iPod plugged into his ears at all times, listening to the latest from Bloc Party
(b) regularly buy his clothes at Urban Outfitters
(c) take her toddler to a Mommy’s Happy Hour at a Brooklyn bar
(d) stay out till 4 A.M. because he just can’t miss the latest New Pornographers show, because who knows when Neko Case will decide to stop touring with them, and everyone knows she’s the heart of the band
(e) spend $250 on a pair of jeans that are artfully shredded to look like they just fell through a wheat thresher and are designed, eventually, to artfully fall totally apart
(f) decide that Sufjan Stevens is the perfect music to play for her 2-year-old, because, let’s face it, 2-year-olds have lousy taste in music, and we will not listen to the Wiggles in this house
(g) wear sneakers as a fashion statement YES
(h) wear the same vintage New Balance sneakers that he wore on his first day of school in the seventh grade as a fashion statement
(i) wear said sneakers to the office YES
(j) quit the office job because—you know what?—screw the office and screw jockeying for that promotion to VP, because isn’t promotion just another word for “slavery”?
(k) and besides, now that she’s a freelancer, working on her own projects, on her own terms, it’s that much easier to kick off in the middle of the week for a quick snowboarding trip to Sugarbush, because she’s got to have some balance, right? And she can write it off, too, because who knows? She might bump into Spike Jonze on the slopes YES to bold bit
wear a Misfits T-shirt
(m) make his 2-year-old wear a Misfits T-shirt
(n) never shave YES (only armpits, in the summertime
(o) take pride in never shaving YES
(p) take pride in never shaving while spending $200 on a bedhead haircut and $600 on a messenger bag, because, seriously, only his grandfather or some frat-boy Wall Street flunky still carries a briefcase
(q) all of the above?



so not a yummy mummy or grup then

I'm a good dancer.

I'm not a hick who had to get up at 5 in the morning to milk cows ('cause I grew up on a farm).

I don't like heavy metal or country music.


hmm...that's all I can think of. Does that mean I'm more stereo-typical than not?


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I'm a huge U2 and Police fan

this would totally be me

DevotedPuppy said:

oh I can sing (I guess a stereotype )

but I can't dance for shit

Anxiety said:

wiggles are banned here, my kids like Metric and Jupiter One

I'm Dominican and I do not like rice and beans.

I dunno.

JustErin said:

You don't end all your sentences in "eh?" or "right?," do you?

Lammastide said:

not even some weed?

Lammastide said:

Not all, but probably most.

I don't say "right" but do say "eh" - not at the end of all sentences but probably on all questions.

I was a "White Chick" that was an on air Hip Hop radio jock....

Which was cool when I didn't want to be "recognized"...you know, the assumptions that I would be Black. I guess I could be labled as stereotype White girl in the hoodie at a hip hop show, but you get my drift...aaaaah those college days!!!

But seriously, we Americans put too much on looks and how we should behave. It really messes with people's heads.


Oh yeah...and NO I am not the white chick that is big as a house, trying to style my hair "ethnic", wear all my jewelry, want to be "ethnic" White female. Please do not go there!

Christopher said:

I have seen weed, but I don't think marijuana is technically a narcotic, is it?

Christopher said:

OK now what are ZombieKitten's lists all about? and where she got that questionnaire?

Cinnie said:

it's about time someone asked that.

Lammastide said:

if its illegal to possess it then id say so lol



not even crack cocaine

Anxiety said:

Cinnie said:

"m-e-t-h-o-d man...."

Christopher said:

RE LEEEEEASE!

YO DELFFFFF!

Christopher said:

nah... I've only ever seen weed. Nothing else.