So, there's this cutie that comes in to my work EVERY time I'm working. I could try to flirt with him, but I don't know how to flirt. I considered asking him out, but A) I'm much too shy and B) he comes in EVERY time I work. That could be awkward and stuff.

So he comes in tonight and he had dinner and such and after he wanted a piece of pie. So I warmed it up for him and brought it out. Then he asked me for ice cream. So I brought it out. He ate, like, 4 bites of it and decided it was much too much and he was full. He told me I could have it. I was all, "are you joking?" and he's like "no! It's great, I'm just really full. I'm not anemic or anything".

So I thought about it. He went to the bathroom. And I was all thinking "Can I really eat the cute guy's leftover pie?"







So, I had two bites. Brought it in the backroom. Decided I was disgusted with myself and threw the rest away. I mean, I ate his leftover pie. All cause I think he's cute. Would anyone EVER eat some random guy's pie?????

CarrieMpls said:

you are SO doomed when imago clicks on this thread.

Anxiety said:

Anxiety said:

Still. Would you eat someone's leftover pie????

ewww! I feel your pain and I've been in similar situations, but I wouldn't have eaten the pie thats weird, cause you wouldn't have eaten an ugly guys pie



no offense

Would he eat your pie randomly?

That is the question.

thekidsgirl said:

No!!! No I wouldn't have.

I don't even know what possessed me to eat the pie!! I mean, how sick is that?????




I'm going away to join a convent or something as I apparently can no longer make sound choices in this crazy world.

Mars23 said:

When he came back from the bathroom I made a point to tell him I took a couple of bites of the pie.

CarrieMpls said:

well hey, I mean its not that big of a deal
Plenty of people would have done the same

A customer returned a cookie at my job, and said to my co-worker "Taste it! I swear its stale!" and I'll be damned if John didn't take a big old bite out of that lady's pre-bitten,slobbed down, stale ass cookie

Maybe you can use this odd situation as a way to initiate conversation with the guy next time you see him and get to know him better.

...he probably just thinks you're quirky

CarrieMpls said:

if i knew them, i would TOTALLY eat someone's leftover pie.

and in your situation, i would probably eat the cute guy's leftover pie.

i mean, i would look at it this way. if things went well with the cute guy - say you asked him out and the date went well and it turned into a "thing" - then you're at the very least going to have some tongue on tongue action. are you saying that his leftover pie is grosser than putting his tongue in your mouth? i mean, really think about that. ruminate. the pie's not so bad if you think about it the right way.

I had a parent teacher interview this afternoon with my son's teacher. Let's just say I would eat HIS left-over pie anyday

let me be clear:

i would not eat the cute guy's pie because it was in his mouth and i wanted to have some kind of indirect pie make-out ritual. that's not what i meant. i just meant that if i were hungry (and i do love pie) and someone i found appealing offered me the rest of their pie, i would gobble that shit right up because, well, if i had my way in such a situation, we'd someday be sharing food all the time anyway, so why should it be gross before the fact? i mean, the worst that could happen is they have some horrible social disease or they're a sociopath and they equate your sharing their pie with some kind of demonic shadowpact.

Anxiety said:

!!!

Anxiety said:

you made yourself pretty clear the first time

ZombieKitten said:

oh, shew.

well, i should add that if it were pudding or a burrito, the deal would be off. i don't think i would share pudding with my bf. maybe a burrito. maybe. but it's not a tantalizing thought, and certainly not eating a burrito after a stranger. i don't care if it was in a godiva wrapper and handed to me by crispin glover. i wouldn't eat it. STANDARDS. that's basically what i'm getting at here.

Anxiety said:

yes

I would accept a half eaten pear perhaps, maybe most of a Mars bar, but never a cold rare steak

ZombieKitten said:

what about a half-eaten custard filled donut? typically i would say absolutely no, but custard donuts are freakin yummy. i'm talking about the ones with chocolate icing.

Anxiety said:

maybe, but I don't eat donuts as a rule after the block-of-lard-melting-demo I saw at donut king

ZombieKitten said:

Why doesn't my daughter have any cute teachers

CarrieMpls said:

I have done worse. Common. Nothing wrong with this, except the spanking I would give you for not following up with "Remember, I would not eat just ANYONE'S pie, mr! For this, I have to ask you out!"


For someone surrounded by forward gays half yer life I am SHOCKED at your inaptness at one liners.

But it colours you beautiful at the same time. Just tell him next time he comes in his pie was deliscious and give him a piece on the house and WINK, WOMAN! WINK!

The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.

Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple , all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said they were just fine , they were used to sharing everything.

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'

She answered,





'The Teeth'.

el2763 said:

el2763 said:

Ermmm.

Nounou.

I just think it's weird that he said he wasn't anemic.

I mean, is anemia catching these days or something?


Anyway, he could have cooties though. You never know. In which case, I would ask him out. I loved that game.

Anxiety said:

Damn

Thread of the Month

How the fuck did I miss this little morsel.




Carrie! That's just sad. What if the guy had cooties?



You should really return to favor by giving him some of your pie. I'm sure it's nice and moist.

Imago said:

where the HELL is my RAW thread you promised

It's when you get tempted to slip off into the bathroom and rub bits of Cute Guy's pie all over your body that you need to be concerned.


Erm, I hasten to add that's not something I've ever done.

Mach said:

Let me do it tonight.

I'm sorry. I've been concentrating all my efforts on orgnotes lately.




tonight, I promise.


And when can I call you?