Mach said:

Let me do it tonight.

I'm sorry. I've been concentrating all my efforts on orgnotes lately.




tonight, I promise.


And when can I call you?

CarrieMpls said:

if i knew them, i would TOTALLY eat someone's leftover pie.

and in your situation, i would probably eat the cute guy's leftover pie.

i mean, i would look at it this way. if things went well with the cute guy - say you asked him out and the date went well and it turned into a "thing" - then you're at the very least going to have some tongue on tongue action. are you saying that his leftover pie is grosser than putting his tongue in your mouth? i mean, really think about that. ruminate. the pie's not so bad if you think about it the right way.

CarrieMpls said:

you are SO doomed when imago clicks on this thread.

CarrieMpls said:

I have done worse. Common. Nothing wrong with this, except the spanking I would give you for not following up with "Remember, I would not eat just ANYONE'S pie, mr! For this, I have to ask you out!"


For someone surrounded by forward gays half yer life I am SHOCKED at your inaptness at one liners.

But it colours you beautiful at the same time. Just tell him next time he comes in his pie was deliscious and give him a piece on the house and WINK, WOMAN! WINK!

I just think it's weird that he said he wasn't anemic.

I mean, is anemia catching these days or something?


Anyway, he could have cooties though. You never know. In which case, I would ask him out. I loved that game.

How the fuck did I miss this little morsel.




Carrie! That's just sad. What if the guy had cooties?



You should really return to favor by giving him some of your pie. I'm sure it's nice and moist.

It's when you get tempted to slip off into the bathroom and rub bits of Cute Guy's pie all over your body that you need to be concerned.


Erm, I hasten to add that's not something I've ever done.

Imago said:

Moist pie.

Anxiety said:

Considering I've seen him a couple times a week for about 3 months now, that maybe qualifies as knowing him a bit. We've talked about the Jesus and Mary Chain, even. I mean, it wasn't COMPLETELY random.


And it was yummy pie.

CarrieMpls said:

CUTE GUY: "So...you wanna eat my pie? I'm full."


CARRIE: "I...er...."

CUTE GUY: " *interrupting, nervously*..I'M NOT ANAEMIC. I mean, I don't mind if you wanna have a sl.."

CARRIE: "*herself interrupting nervously* SO! YOU LIKE JESUS AND MARY CHAIN..? Or....erm....You know, do you...like them...the ...um...*trailing off now, burst of confidence wearing off rapidly*..Jesus..and...erm...mar...mary...um...."

CarrieMpls said:

I'm just getting warmed up with the bad jokes little missy!

rocknrolldave said:

Story of my life.

HamsterHuey said:

If I tried to wink, he'd probably ask me if I have something stuck in my eye.

CarrieMpls said:

This line; "Coffee? Piece of pie? Me?"

Then SMILE! And say; "I'm serious!"

CarrieMpls said:

Me too, that's how I knew how it went!


Don't worry, just be patient there's a slice of pecan pie out there with your name on it...and unlike THIS pie, there ain't no freaky "not anaemic" guy's teeth marks in half of it!




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HamsterHuey said:

Oh, Goo. I could never pull that off.

CarrieMpls said:

This is your pivotal dating moment! Will you let this all pass or see it as a chance to get laid? You KNOW what you want! You want moist pie! You want him to make it so.



And boldly go where no pieseller has gone before.

Imago said:

He's right, you know.
You're going to get it.
You're sooooo going to fucking get it.

CarrieMpls said:

CarrieMpls said:

OMG, I love moist pie!!!

indirect pie make-out ritual

Imago said:

Only if it's PRINCE!

CarrieMpls said:

Imago said:

CarrieMpls said:

I will NEVER get tired of that picture or that scene in the movie.

Imago said:

You really ARE gay!