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They are pretty unattractive! Especially flaccid ones

OHHHHH JESUS.... THANK YOU...

something to talk about .....


crooked is wicked

it sucks that i can not post a song here...

Daddy Long Loin has an awsome song about his penis being a stranger....

I so wanna talk about this but you're like 15 right?

They are!

jess555ja said:

that thang is fabulous

Stymie said:

I'm 17

theodore said:

Really?

Penises are awesome!!!

Stymie said:

They are

thekidsgirl said:

Protege said:

OFFA

Ding-a-ling makes me want to Sing-a-ling!

they soooo soooo are

KidaDynamite said:

x 1000!

KidaDynamite said:

OMG, thank you soooo much.


I've been wanting to post my new picture for like fucking ever!

theodore said:

they're like wrinkly hairy fat fingers with no nail
put five together and you'd have an old man's swollen hand

but they aren't as bad when erect

Imago said:

I need a man!

thekidsgirl said:

there is nothing you can say that will turn me off to pen0r.

thekidsgirl said:

that's why you make them erect whenever possible!

evenstar said:

good thinking!

Speaking of penises, does anybody remember that song "Detachable Penis" by King Missile?


I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it

But now and then I go to a party
Get drunk
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it
First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.

I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak

After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.
Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
I took it home
Washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again
Complete
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis


This song cracks me the hell up!

jess555ja said:

Imago said:

omg....

Imago said:

I see you finally found that other sock.

Sowhat said:

That's not socks!



That's pubic hair!