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Seriously though, I know a guy who had his girl give him a rim job and she picked up some old TP while on the job.
I wouldn't say she got the worst of the deal as he found out while kissing her. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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moderatorImago said: minneapolisgenius said: And am I the only woman on this thread?!
oh wait, Carrie was here first. 
[Edited 3/4/08 13:14pm] Carrie is always on these types of threads to protest
It's not happiness to be her sometimes on the org Her poison shell compells her to enter despite the pleas of her sweet candy center 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Mars23 said: Seriously though, I know a guy who had his girl give him a rim job and she picked up some old TP while on the job.
I wouldn't say she got the worst of the deal as he found out while kissing her. That's sooooo nasty.
True story. Because of Miguel and Anxiety, I actually will use babywipes now. They're miraculous! 
But the last time I bought some, my neighbor Kathy was in line at the grocery store behind me. SHE KNOWS I DON'T HAVE CHILDREN. I was a bit mortified. | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Imago said: Carrie is always on these types of threads to protest
It's not happiness to be her sometimes on the org Her poison shell compells her to enter despite the pleas of her sweet candy center
This damned thread. | |
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Mars23 said: Seriously though, I know a guy who had his girl give him a rim job and she picked up some old TP while on the job.
I wouldn't say she got the worst of the deal as he found out while kissing her. o m g "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Imago said: Mars23 said: Seriously though, I know a guy who had his girl give him a rim job and she picked up some old TP while on the job.
I wouldn't say she got the worst of the deal as he found out while kissing her. That's sooooo nasty.
True story. Because of Miguel and Anxiety, I actually will use babywipes now. They're miraculous!
But the last time I bought some, my neighbor Kathy was in line at the grocery store behind me. SHE KNOWS I DON'T HAVE CHILDREN. I was a bit mortified. OMG this is embarrassing but true! I saw this ad thing for this miracle cure for bags under the eyes and I bought the shit and it turned out to be like this stuff you put on and then as it dries it tightens up and basically gives you kind of like a little eye lift. But you HAVE to be able to cover it with makeup because it's obvious by the laquered shine that you got some shit under your eyes
Well I heard about models using prep H because it shrinks the swelling and one day I thought I would try it and then I got scared about what if that stuff seeped through my skin and into my eyes and so I never tried it and one day my sister was ruffling through some stuff looking for something and she found that shit and handed it with like a horrified look on her face and asked said This is yours isn't it? I have never had hemmorrhoids but she didn't believe it was for my eyes! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Imago said: Carrie is always on these types of threads to protest
It's not happiness to be her sometimes on the org Her poison shell compells her to enter despite the pleas of her sweet candy center
It's the other way around with me: sweet candy shell, and poison center. So I was able to just dive right in with no internal struggle. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Imago said: minneapolisgenius said: And am I the only woman on this thread?!
oh wait, Carrie was here first.
[Edited 3/4/08 13:14pm] Carrie is always on these types of threads to protest
It's not happiness to be her sometimes on the org My delicate sensibilities are constantly being tested. |
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CarrieMpls said: Imago said: Carrie is always on these types of threads to protest
It's not happiness to be her sometimes on the org My delicate sensibilities are constantly being tested. Admit it though, it's like riding a roller coaster. You hate it but you love it at the same time  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: CarrieMpls said: My delicate sensibilities are constantly being tested. Admit it though, it's like riding a roller coaster. You hate it but you love it at the same time Roller coasters I like. Poo and fart stories? No. |
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minneapolisgenius said: And am I the only woman on this thread?!
oh wait, Carrie was here first.
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2ndRevolution said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: That, or his vibrator is leaking. If he had a platinum didlo he wouldn't have that problem. Those are expensive...but I hear what you're sayin'. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Imago said: I guess since this thread is so....erm.. open anyways.
Can some of you give me honest answers? Do you like the smell of a sweaty ass? I don't mean shit and fecal smell. Or that putrid fly-bait fart smell. I just mean, a sweaty ass smell. You know how balls will smell a bit like Cloreen after a long days workout or jog? Well, ass has a certain sweaty smell too. Do you guys like that smell when you're down there lickin? If my ass smelled like that right now, would you lick it good and hard? Just let me know. YES [Edited 3/4/08 13:50pm] MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Imago said: Mars23 said: Seriously though, I know a guy who had his girl give him a rim job and she picked up some old TP while on the job.
I wouldn't say she got the worst of the deal as he found out while kissing her. That's sooooo nasty.
True story. Because of Miguel and Anxiety, I actually will use babywipes now. They're miraculous!
But the last time I bought some, my neighbor Kathy was in line at the grocery store behind me. SHE KNOWS I DON'T HAVE CHILDREN. I was a bit mortified. You should've turned around proudly and said "You can eat off of it." Then turned around. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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CarrieMpls said: Imago said: Carrie is always on these types of threads to protest
It's not happiness to be her sometimes on the org My delicate sensibilities are constantly being tested. And you handle each situation like a champ, I must say. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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CarrieMpls said: Imago said: Carrie is always on these types of threads to protest
It's not happiness to be her sometimes on the org My delicate sensibilities are constantly being tasted. ? MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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heybaby said: minneapolisgenius said: And am I the only woman on this thread?!
oh wait, Carrie was here first.
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Ocean said: Moral of the story: Babywipes! No paper residue  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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why do i click on threads like these when i'm eating? i should know better. really. | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Ocean said: Moral of the story: Babywipes! No paper residue Love 'em!!!! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Ocean said: Moral of the story: Babywipes! No paper residue | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Ocean said: Moral of the story: Babywipes! No paper residue ewww so nasty! | |
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heybaby said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Moral of the story: Babywipes! No paper residue ewww so nasty! At least he's wiping! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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This thread is awesome ! I feel like going home and eating ass. | |
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newpower99 said:
This thread is awesome ! I feel like going home and eating ass. Me too 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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newpower99 said:
This thread is awesome ! I feel like going home and eating ass. How far are you from Tampa? I have babywipes. | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: newpower99 said:
This thread is awesome ! I feel like going home and eating ass. Me too Me three!!!!! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: newpower99 said:
This thread is awesome ! I feel like going home and eating ass. Me too Ill have my man write you all a thank you note tomorrow. | |
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