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Reply #60 posted 03/04/08 1:17pm

Mars23

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Seriously though, I know a guy who had his girl give him a rim job and she picked up some old TP while on the job.

I wouldn't say she got the worst of the deal as he found out while kissing her.
Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it.
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Reply #61 posted 03/04/08 1:18pm

SupaFunkyOrgan
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Imago said:

minneapolisgenius said:

And am I the only woman on this thread?! falloff


oh wait, Carrie was here first. lol
[Edited 3/4/08 13:14pm]

Carrie is always on these types of threads to protest falloff


It's not happiness to be her sometimes on the org falloff

Her poison shell compells her to enter despite the pleas of her sweet candy center lol
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Reply #62 posted 03/04/08 1:18pm

Imago

Mars23 said:

Seriously though, I know a guy who had his girl give him a rim job and she picked up some old TP while on the job.

I wouldn't say she got the worst of the deal as he found out while kissing her.


That's sooooo nasty. lol



True story.

Because of Miguel and Anxiety, I actually will use babywipes now.
They're miraculous! love

But the last time I bought some, my neighbor Kathy was in line at the grocery store behind me.
SHE KNOWS I DON'T HAVE CHILDREN.

I was a bit mortified.
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Reply #63 posted 03/04/08 1:19pm

Imago

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Imago said:


Carrie is always on these types of threads to protest falloff


It's not happiness to be her sometimes on the org falloff

Her poison shell compells her to enter despite the pleas of her sweet candy center lol

falloff


This damned thread.
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Reply #64 posted 03/04/08 1:22pm

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Mars23 said:

Seriously though, I know a guy who had his girl give him a rim job and she picked up some old TP while on the job.

I wouldn't say she got the worst of the deal as he found out while kissing her.

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falloff
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Reply #65 posted 03/04/08 1:24pm

SupaFunkyOrgan
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Imago said:

Mars23 said:

Seriously though, I know a guy who had his girl give him a rim job and she picked up some old TP while on the job.

I wouldn't say she got the worst of the deal as he found out while kissing her.


That's sooooo nasty. lol



True story.

Because of Miguel and Anxiety, I actually will use babywipes now.
They're miraculous! love

But the last time I bought some, my neighbor Kathy was in line at the grocery store behind me.
SHE KNOWS I DON'T HAVE CHILDREN.

I was a bit mortified.


falloff OMG this is embarrassing but true! I saw this ad thing for this miracle cure for bags under the eyes and I bought the shit and it turned out to be like this stuff you put on and then as it dries it tightens up and basically gives you kind of like a little eye lift. But you HAVE to be able to cover it with makeup because it's obvious by the laquered shine that you got some shit under your eyes lol

Well I heard about models using prep H because it shrinks the swelling and one day I thought I would try it and then I got scared about what if that stuff seeped through my skin and into my eyes and so I never tried it and one day my sister was ruffling through some stuff looking for something and she found that shit and handed it with like a horrified look on her face and asked said This is yours isn't it? I have never had hemmorrhoids but she didn't believe it was for my eyes! falloff
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Reply #66 posted 03/04/08 1:25pm

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Imago said:


Carrie is always on these types of threads to protest falloff


It's not happiness to be her sometimes on the org falloff

Her poison shell compells her to enter despite the pleas of her sweet candy center lol


falloff
It's the other way around with me: sweet candy shell, and poison center. So I was able to just dive right in with no internal struggle.
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Reply #67 posted 03/04/08 1:25pm

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Imago said:

minneapolisgenius said:

And am I the only woman on this thread?! falloff


oh wait, Carrie was here first. lol
[Edited 3/4/08 13:14pm]

Carrie is always on these types of threads to protest falloff


It's not happiness to be her sometimes on the org falloff


My delicate sensibilities are constantly being tested.
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Reply #68 posted 03/04/08 1:26pm

SupaFunkyOrgan
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CarrieMpls said:

Imago said:


Carrie is always on these types of threads to protest falloff


It's not happiness to be her sometimes on the org falloff


My delicate sensibilities are constantly being tested.

Admit it though, it's like riding a roller coaster. You hate it but you love it at the same time razz
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Reply #69 posted 03/04/08 1:28pm

horatio

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Reply #70 posted 03/04/08 1:34pm

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

CarrieMpls said:



My delicate sensibilities are constantly being tested.

Admit it though, it's like riding a roller coaster. You hate it but you love it at the same time razz


Roller coasters I like. Poo and fart stories? No.
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Reply #71 posted 03/04/08 1:36pm

heybaby

minneapolisgenius said:

And am I the only woman on this thread?! falloff


oh wait, Carrie was here first. lol
[Edited 3/4/08 13:14pm]


wave lol
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Reply #72 posted 03/04/08 1:44pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

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2ndRevolution said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:




That, or his vibrator is leaking.

If he had a platinum didlo he wouldn't have that problem.



Those are expensive...but I hear what you're sayin'.
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #73 posted 03/04/08 1:45pm

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Imago said:

I guess since this thread is so....erm.. open anyways.

Can some of you give me honest answers?



Do you like the smell of a sweaty ass? I don't mean shit and fecal smell. Or that putrid fly-bait fart smell.

I just mean, a sweaty ass smell. You know how balls will smell a bit like Cloreen after a long days workout or jog? Well, ass has a certain sweaty smell too.

Do you guys like that smell when you're down there lickin?







If my ass smelled like that right now, would you lick it good and hard? Just let me know.




YES
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MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #74 posted 03/04/08 1:48pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

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Imago said:

Mars23 said:

Seriously though, I know a guy who had his girl give him a rim job and she picked up some old TP while on the job.

I wouldn't say she got the worst of the deal as he found out while kissing her.


That's sooooo nasty. lol



True story.

Because of Miguel and Anxiety, I actually will use babywipes now.
They're miraculous! love

But the last time I bought some, my neighbor Kathy was in line at the grocery store behind me.
SHE KNOWS I DON'T HAVE CHILDREN.

I was a bit mortified.



You should've turned around proudly and said "You can eat off of it." Then turned around.
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #75 posted 03/04/08 1:49pm

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CarrieMpls said:

Imago said:


Carrie is always on these types of threads to protest falloff


It's not happiness to be her sometimes on the org falloff


My delicate sensibilities are constantly being tested.




And you handle each situation like a champ, I must say.
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #76 posted 03/04/08 1:51pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

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CarrieMpls said:

Imago said:


Carrie is always on these types of threads to protest falloff


It's not happiness to be her sometimes on the org falloff


My delicate sensibilities are constantly being tasted.



?
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #77 posted 03/04/08 1:53pm

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heybaby said:

minneapolisgenius said:

And am I the only woman on this thread?! falloff


oh wait, Carrie was here first. lol
[Edited 3/4/08 13:14pm]


wave lol

lol highfive

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Reply #78 posted 03/04/08 1:56pm

Ocean

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Reply #79 posted 03/04/08 1:57pm

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Ocean said:

neutral

Moral of the story: Babywipes! No paper residue mr.green
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Reply #80 posted 03/04/08 1:59pm

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why do i click on threads like these when i'm eating? i should know better. really. neutral
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Reply #81 posted 03/04/08 1:59pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Ocean said:

neutral

Moral of the story: Babywipes! No paper residue mr.green




Love 'em!!!!
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Reply #82 posted 03/04/08 1:59pm

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Ocean said:

neutral

Moral of the story: Babywipes! No paper residue mr.green


falloff
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Reply #83 posted 03/04/08 2:01pm

heybaby

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Ocean said:

neutral

Moral of the story: Babywipes! No paper residue mr.green


ewww so nasty! lol
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Reply #84 posted 03/04/08 2:11pm

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heybaby said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:


Moral of the story: Babywipes! No paper residue mr.green


ewww so nasty! lol

At least he's wiping! lol
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Reply #85 posted 03/04/08 2:24pm

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wave


This thread is awesome !





I feel like going home and eating ass.
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Reply #86 posted 03/04/08 2:25pm

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newpower99 said:

wave


This thread is awesome !





I feel like going home and eating ass.

Me too lol
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Reply #87 posted 03/04/08 2:27pm

Imago

newpower99 said:

wave


This thread is awesome !





I feel like going home and eating ass.

How far are you from Tampa?

I have babywipes.
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Reply #88 posted 03/04/08 2:29pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

newpower99 said:

wave


This thread is awesome !





I feel like going home and eating ass.

Me too lol




Me three!!!!!
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Reply #89 posted 03/04/08 2:29pm

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

newpower99 said:

wave


This thread is awesome !





I feel like going home and eating ass.

Me too lol



Ill have my man write you all a thank you note tomorrow. lol
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