heybaby said:

i'm only singling them out because that's indeed where we had lunch that day. the whole idea that i was gonna pound her kitty muff into submission came about at that time. no mention of BDA at that time. so later on, when we're all hot and heavy and i'm tearing it up, she says "hit it from behind"..so i'm like "cool, doggy style..i likes!" so the kitty's getting roughed up from behinid and she says stick it in my ass...so i'm cool with it..i like ass just as much as the next fella...so i'm working it in (now i ain't braghgin, but a brother got a nice piece of heavy lumber here) si it takes a few minutes to get the ball rolling...everythings going great and then i start getting that first whiff of ... so i'm like, do you gotta use the ... she's like no it's probably just gas...but two more strokes and i'm like and my johnson is like so i stop and go to the bathroom myself...no fudge on the popsicle, but definitely the need for some febreeze up in the camp. we pretty much stopped after that

heybaby said:

i'm only singling them out because that's indeed where we had lunch that day. the whole idea that i was gonna pound her kitty muff into submission came about at that time. no mention of BDA at that time. so later on, when we're all hot and heavy and i'm tearing it up, she says "hit it from behind"..so i'm like "cool, doggy style..i likes!" so the kitty's getting roughed up from behinid and she says stick it in my ass...so i'm cool with it..i like ass just as much as the next fella...so i'm working it in (now i ain't braghgin, but a brother got a nice piece of heavy lumber here) si it takes a few minutes to get the ball rolling...everythings going great and then i start getting that first whiff of ... so i'm like, do you gotta use the ... she's like no it's probably just gas...but two more strokes and i'm like and my johnson is like so i stop and go to the bathroom myself...no fudge on the popsicle, but definitely the need for some febreeze up in the camp. we pretty much stopped after that

Fury said:

Can I make this my sig...?

the reason why I don't like doing anal.....

you know some women prefer up the willy wonka so they don't get pregnant and can still feel the warm nougent of a three musketeers bar

Fury said:

Do those women realize that they're increasing their risk of contracting a disease by like 5934857347598739857983578359738475 percent?

Dance said:

If they are fucking disease infected men, yes.

Nothing says lady quite like,"Yeah uh fuck me in the butt so I don't get knocked up."

this thread always seems to be right above or below Mdiver's "shitty suppliers" thread...

Fury said:

Nothing says lady quite like,"Yeah uh fuck me in the butt so I don't get knocked up."

I think the bigger tragedy is that Taco bell was involved

still more appealing than 3 kids by 2 daddies

besides, girls in high school ae giving up the willy wonka and knob jobs so they can be pure on their wedding night.. go figure

I'm totally going to start referring to my ass as the willy wonka.

JuliePurplehead said:

are you giving out golden tickets to your chocolate factory?

theodore said:

Dance said:

Seriously....

JuliePurplehead said:

are you giving out golden tickets to your chocolate factory?