And orders a Scotch with two
drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says,

"I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today."

The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday, I'l l buy you a
drink. In fact, this one is on me."

As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, "I would
like to buy you a drink, too."

The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two
drops of water."

"Coming up," says the bartender.

As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, "I would like to
buy you one, too."

The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with
two drops of water."

"Coming right up," the bartender says.

As he gives her the drink, he says, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity Why
the Scotch with only two drops of water?"

The old woman replies, "Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to
hold your liquor.

Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue."

Happy Friday Funkpill!!!

Good Friday to you pill!

Happy Friday Funkhoney!!

Cute!

Cute!

Pill my brutha? Where do u be coming up with these?! It's cool to see humor, that's for sure.

sense of humor always intact

get this day done with then enjoy your weekend funk honey

At the end of my Friday, I realized that I'd missed your Friday Joke.

Very nice.