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Reply #120 posted 03/01/08 10:42pm

xplnyrslf

CalhounSq said:

xplnyrslf said:

OK. I'll highlight the whole darn thing. This is not a woman's voice.

That's a huge generalization lol To be honest I was gonna forward this to a friend of mine & ask if she wrote it b/c it sounds just like her & I know she dicks around on Craigslist sometimes nod lol

It may not sound like you/your friends/women you know, but I have no problem believing a woman wrote this. smile She's spot on in some parts...


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The terminology is all wrong for a woman. There's too many generalizations that are uh,,, male derived.. confused
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Reply #121 posted 03/01/08 10:48pm

xplnyrslf

CalhounSq said:

xplnyrslf said:



Hokay! more emphasis as above. the squigley stuff.
This person thinks like a MAN!
I could highlight the entire proposition.
smile

"low cut shirt", alone....women don't refer to their tops as a SHIRT!
top, blouse, tee, bustier,,,,
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What the hell?? lol I say "shirt" all the time. Never "blouse" b/c I generally don't wear frilly/goofy shit unless I'm in the bedroom... "tee" - never, "top" - sometimes... & who the fuck is wearing bustiers?? falloff

eek


You don't have a teen age daughter?

Everyone is entitled to what they think on this topic.
I'm just saying, it's not what it seems.
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Reply #122 posted 03/01/08 10:50pm

Volitan

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xplnyrslf said:

Volitan said:



I don't think those are dead give aways....


I checked your profile. You're a man.
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Sorry cry cry
Maybe we can go to the movies and cry together
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Reply #123 posted 03/01/08 10:54pm

CalhounSq

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xplnyrslf said:

CalhounSq said:


What the hell?? lol I say "shirt" all the time. Never "blouse" b/c I generally don't wear frilly/goofy shit unless I'm in the bedroom... "tee" - never, "top" - sometimes... & who the fuck is wearing bustiers?? falloff

eek


You don't have a teen age daughter?

Everyone is entitled to what they think on this topic.
I'm just saying, it's not what it seems.

Nah, I don't have kids... Do moms use those terms frequently or something?? lol

Of course we're all entitled to opinion smile I just wonder why you seem convinced that a woman couldn't have written this hmmm Or maybe you're just more open to that possibilty... shrug Sounds like my friend, I think it's a broad razz
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Reply #124 posted 03/01/08 11:07pm

xplnyrslf

Volitan said:[quote]

xplnyrslf said:



I checked your profile. You're a man.
chair


Sorry cry cry[/quot

I appologize. I don't mean to infer being male is bad.
Sometimes, things aren't the way they seem.
Of course, I'm not questioning your being a male,,,,,
....just generally speaking
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Reply #125 posted 03/01/08 11:08pm

evenstar

xplnyrslf said:

CalhounSq said:


That's a huge generalization lol To be honest I was gonna forward this to a friend of mine & ask if she wrote it b/c it sounds just like her & I know she dicks around on Craigslist sometimes nod lol

It may not sound like you/your friends/women you know, but I have no problem believing a woman wrote this. smile She's spot on in some parts...


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The terminology is all wrong for a woman. There's too many generalizations that are uh,,, male derived.. confused


it's terminology i'd use, and i've heard plenty of other women my age use. lol
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Reply #126 posted 03/01/08 11:14pm

Volitan

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xplnyrslf said:[quote]

Volitan said:

xplnyrslf said:



I checked your profile. You're a man.
chair


Sorry cry cry[/quot

I appologize. I don't mean to infer being male is bad.
Sometimes, things aren't the way they seem.
Of course, I'm not questioning your being a male,,,,,
....just generally speaking















and I thought I was naive here.
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I was just messin' around...
Maybe we can go to the movies and cry together
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Reply #127 posted 03/01/08 11:17pm

xplnyrslf

I concede. These are common female pespectives, when searching for a 1st date on a website:

FUCK ME. We've done dinner and drinks.

There are lots of women out there who make fucking really difficult

Just some simple tips, for timid men who have forgotten what it means to fuck like men:
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Reply #128 posted 03/01/08 11:21pm

evenstar

xplnyrslf said:

I concede. These are common female pespectives, when searching for a 1st date on a website:

FUCK ME. We've done dinner and drinks.


i got the impression it was towards sex in general? and there are some women who are into one night stands, believe it or not. lol
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Reply #129 posted 03/01/08 11:26pm

xplnyrslf

Volitan said:

xplnyrslf said:



Sorry cry cry[/quot

I appologize. I don't mean to infer being male is bad.
Sometimes, things aren't the way they seem.
Of course, I'm not questioning your being a male,,,,,
....just generally speaking















and I thought I was naive here.
zipped
[Edited 3/1/08 23:11pm]


I was just messin' around...


Spoken like a true man!! lol
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Reply #130 posted 03/01/08 11:30pm

Flowerz

xplnyrslf said:

I concede. These are common female pespectives, when searching for a 1st date on a website:

FUCK ME. We've done dinner and drinks.

There are lots of women out there who make fucking really difficult
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lol i wouldnt say a 1st date personally.. but she's saying after he's been a gentleman, taking stuff slow, dinner, dancing, movies.. a nice connection 'should' be established..(hope that's what she's saying) .. and it's @ the point where.. he can let his hair out some...after being with him awhile..
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Reply #131 posted 03/01/08 11:30pm

Volitan

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xplnyrslf said:

Volitan said:



I was just messin' around...


Spoken like a true man!! lol


falloff
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Reply #132 posted 03/01/08 11:35pm

xplnyrslf

Rather than debating the issue, is there a way to find out the identity of the individual, who made the post on Craigslist?
Has anyone contacted the person for a date?
Met he/she?
How does one find the source, on a site such as that?
That would clear up any speculation. cool
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Reply #133 posted 03/01/08 11:36pm

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evenstar said:

xplnyrslf said:

I concede. These are common female pespectives, when searching for a 1st date on a website:

FUCK ME. We've done dinner and drinks.


i got the impression it was towards sex in general? and there are some women who are into one night stands, believe it or not. lol

But to be even more "reasonable" I don't even think she's talking about one night stands smile Look @ what she actually said:

But please, please just fuck me already. Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I like that you want to take things slow. I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection, but dearjesusinheaven, FUCK ME. We've done dinner and drinks. We've gone dancing. We've cuddled and watched a movie. I'm wearing a low cut shirt and you've been staring at my breasts all night. Goodgodalmighty, get to it and fuck me.


Nobody is gonna do dinner, drinks, dancing AND a movie in one night lol This is over several dates (or at least 3). She's just stating the obvious - we like spending time together, so do the damn thing already exclaim
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Reply #134 posted 03/01/08 11:48pm

evenstar

CalhounSq said:[quote]

evenstar said:


But to be even more "reasonable" I don't even think she's talking about one night stands smile Look @ what she actually said:

But please, please just fuck me already. Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I like that you want to take things slow. I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection, but dearjesusinheaven, FUCK ME. We've done dinner and drinks. We've gone dancing. We've cuddled and watched a movie. I'm wearing a low cut shirt and you've been staring at my breasts all night. Goodgodalmighty, get to it and fuck me.


Nobody is gonna do dinner, drinks, dancing AND a movie in one night lol This is over several dates (or at least 3). She's just stating the obvious - we like spending time together, so do the damn thing already exclaim


good point! nod
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Reply #135 posted 03/01/08 11:48pm

xplnyrslf

CalhounSq said:[quote]

evenstar said:


But to be even more "reasonable" I don't even think she's talking about one night stands smile Look @ what she actually said:

But please, please just fuck me already. Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I like that you want to take things slow. I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection, but dearjesusinheaven, FUCK ME. [b]We've done dinner and drinks. We've gone dancing. We've cuddled and watched a movie.[/b] I'm wearing a low cut shirt and you've been staring at my breasts all night. Goodgodalmighty, get to it and fuck me.


Nobody is gonna do dinner, drinks, dancing AND a movie in one night lol This is over several dates (or at least 3). She's just stating the obvious - we like spending time together, so do the damn thing already exclaim


Who paid for the dinner and drinks? smile
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Reply #136 posted 03/02/08 12:01am

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a woman who says what she feels and feels what she says @ The best of craigslist

http://www.craigslist.org...77622.html





Date: 2008-02-03, 3:29PM PST


Dear Men of Craigslist,

Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please. In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are. It can be scary, too, when women freak out about what appear to be benign issues. And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do.

But please, please just fuck me already. Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I like that you want to take things slow. I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection, but dearjesusinheaven, FUCK ME. We've done dinner and drinks. We've gone dancing. We've cuddled and watched a movie. I'm wearing a low cut shirt and you've been staring at my breasts all night. Goodgodalmighty, get to it and fuck me.

When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please fuck me. Trust me, I'm not going to just lie still - I'll get involved. But don't make me force your hand into my panties. That makes me feel like a rapist. We've been kissing for a half hour and your hand keeps grazing my ass. That's nice, but it's time to move forward. Get on top of me. Don't make me get on top right out of the gate and start bobbing up and down on your cock like I'm practicing some crazy new aerobic yoga because YOU won't go down on me. Roll on top and start dry humping like a good boy should. Don't gently suck my nipples and then pull back when I moan with pleasure. You being coy is totally not what I want. It's not what WE want.

OK, I know it's scary. There are lots of women out there who make fucking really difficult. So, I have compiled some handy tips. Don't think of this as complaining, or as schadenfreude for the Andrea Dworkins of the world. Just some simple tips, for timid men who have forgotten what it means to fuck like men:

1. Taking charge is not bad. Oh, there will be some women who feel that you are pushy. If you are making out with a woman, and she starts to push back, ask nicely if things are moving too fast. If she says yes, say something like "I'm sorry - you just look so fucking delicious. I'll go slower." Otherwise, skillfully move forward. If you start kissing a woman, and she responds well, and before long, you're both on the floor with her skirt pushed up, and you on top of her, it's not the time to roll onto your back and start awkwardly stroking the top of her head. Seriously, grow a goddamn pair. YOU'RE the man. Act like one.

2. Ohmyfuckinggod, please learn to respect the clit. It's different for every woman, so ask what she likes. Do not, I repeat, do not just wiggle your fingers around her pussy like you're trying to tickle her. Do not drum your fingertips against her vulva like you are impatiently waiting at the Sears Tire Center for your receipt. Do not push the clit like it is a doorbell at some house that you need to get inside of. Start by using all four fingers with firm yet gentle pressure against the outside of her pussy. Do not charge in with a single finger and start jabbing at things. And if you really don't know what to do, ask her. Just ask. "How do you like it?". It's a simple question, and most women will answer straight out. If she's being all coy, ask "Do you like pressure? Is it sensitive?" The clitoris is a varied item, indeed. Treat each one as though you have never encountered one before. Forget everything that your last partner liked.

3. Most women like to be fucked, and fucked well. Yes, there are women out there who want to "make love" every time - sweet, gentle, rocking love with lots of eye contact and loving kisses. Those women are not the majority. The majority like to be pounded. The majority like to have their hair pulled. The majority like a good, solid jackhammering. When a woman is bucking wildly against you, it's not because she wants you to pull back and slowly swirl your cock around her vagina like you're mixing a cake batter up there. It's because she wants you to hold down her arms, or grab her hips, or push her legs above her head, and fuck her harder. Don't be too afraid of what this means as far as gender equality goes - I am a raging feminist bitch, but I still want to be penetrated like you are planning on fucking my throat from the inside out.

4. A little roughness is nice. Do not pretend that you had no idea that some women like their hair pulled. Do not act shocked if she wants you to spank her ("Really? Spanking? Won't it hurt?" - yes, it does. That's the fucking point). We know you've read Stuff and Maxim, and that's all those laddie mags talk about in their "How to Please Her" sections. Start with light, full handed smacks to the area of her ass that she sits on. Judge her response and continue on from there. You don't have to bend her over one knee and tell her she's a naughty girl and that Daddy's going to punish her; save that for the fifth date. Women are less delicate than you think, so don't worry about breaking her hip.

5. It's OK for you to make noise. Otherwise, we feel like we are fucking a ninja. Unless you actually are a ninja, and have sneaked into our rooms with vibrating nanuchaku and zippered black pajamas, please, please make some noise. If you're banging a woman, and she's crying out and saying your name and moaning, and you can't even manage a grunt, she's going to feel like an idiot. You don't have to make the sounds she is making, but do SOMETHING. You know how when you are watching porn, and the girl does something great to the guy and the guy kind of goes "Ah!", half grunt, half yell? That's HOT. Do that. Whisper our name (assuming you know it) gruffly. Groan against her neck when you're in missionary position. You don't have to grunt like a mountain gorilla, but if you are totally mute, she's going to get worried.

6. Most women like dirty talk, in addition to the grunting. If you'd like to get some dirty talk going, ask her if she likes the way you fuck her. If she responds well, continue with something like, "I love fucking you. God, you look so fucking hot." Is she still moaning in response? "Your tits are so beautiful." Does that work? If she doesn't respond well to the term "tits", you might have to stop there. If she keep moaning or responding, pass Go and collect $200. Try the following:

"Oh, god. Your pussy is SO tight."
"You're so wet - are you wet because you like the feel of my cock ramming you?"
"I think I'm going to come inside you. I'm going to fill up your little cunt." It doesn't matter that you're wearing a condom; we LOVE hearing this.

If all of those work, you can then progress to things like "sexy little bitch" and "dirty whore". Tread carefully, but please, tread. Do not tiptoe. Do not sit down. Charge.

6. You're not obligated to eat a woman out. In return, she's not obligated to choke on your dick. Don't skip one and expect the other. If you do eat a woman out, the only comment you should make about her pussy is how nice it is. The length of her labia minora, the color of her interior, her waxing job or full bush - you are not John Madden. No time for color commentary.

7. Do not bitch about condoms. Oh, we hate them. Trust us. They hurt us more than they hurt you. But we don't want to be preggers, and you don't want to catch anything, right? Don't whine about condom sex. Do not explain that you can't come with one on. LEARN to come with one on, or if not, help us figure out what to do with you once we're satisfied and it's time for you to let loose your load.

8. We really like it when you come. It's called a money shot for a reason. Watching semen shoot out of you is one of the most gratifying things EVER. However, do not assume that she wants you to jack it off onto her face. She might, but don't assume. Seeing and/or feeling you come is rewarding for us, so there's no need to deprive us of it, but please do consult us before unleashing. "I think I'm going to come - how do you like it?" is a fair question that shouldn't rob you of your testicles.

In recent memory, I've been fucked by a very aggressive, manly guy, and I've been... well, fucked is the wrong term here. I've been penetrated by a total and utter wuss. Who am I going to run back to when I'm ready for my fill? Manly McHardon, that's who. -----

*New point of clarification - some people have brought up some really great issues in response to this post, so let me say this: I don't mean to imply that all women like to be treated like whores. I do mean to say that most women I know have told me that they like sex rougher than most men give it to them. Rough does NOT equal chains and bondage. And this applies to the bedroom only, and does not mean that she wants you to choose her dinner for her, or treat her like less of a person. **Some women have said that they don't like it rough and what the hell am I thinking? Well, girls, you're in the minority. HOWEVER, all women need to remember that, in addition to be straight forward about your sexual desires, you need to be straight forward about your sexual limits. Don't be afraid to ask for more, but when something feels wrong, say so. Don't ever do something you don't want to do in silence and then blame the guy. Silence is dangerous.






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Reply #137 posted 03/02/08 12:11am

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xplnyrslf said:

CalhounSq said:



Nobody is gonna do dinner, drinks, dancing AND a movie in one night lol This is over several dates (or at least 3). She's just stating the obvious - we like spending time together, so do the damn thing already exclaim


Who paid for the dinner and drinks? smile

lol You're just saying shit to be saying it now lol What does that have to do w/ what she's saying?? confused

Lemme put it like this - on my last date w/ a new boy I split the dinner check w/ him. His reluctance to agree to that could have been fake but whatever lol I'm all for things being "even". He wanted to go for drinks after, so I let him buy from that point on b/c I could have gone home after dinner (the date didn't go so well lol ). BUT had the date gone better & his personality matched his good looks??? PLEASE, I would have been ready to do him by the second date. nod If it's obvious you're diggin' each other, at some point somebody has to just go for it...

So why bring wallets into this? Are you opposing it all just to oppose it? smile


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Reply #138 posted 03/02/08 1:26am

morningsong

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#5 sent me rolling. Would a man tell another man such a thing? I don't think so.
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Reply #139 posted 03/02/08 5:13am

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Who cares what sex wrote it?

I could have easily wrote the same thing with the same terminology (and way worse) so it's clearly not just a man's way of thinking or a male's fantasy.

And the author is clearly not talking about a first date scenario.
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Reply #140 posted 03/02/08 7:11am

xplnyrslf

CalhounSq said:

xplnyrslf said:



Who paid for the dinner and drinks? smile

lol You're just saying shit to be saying it now lol What does that have to do w/ what she's saying?? confused

Lemme put it like this - on my last date w/ a new boy I split the dinner check w/ him. His reluctance to agree to that could have been fake but whatever lol I'm all for things being "even". He wanted to go for drinks after, so I let him buy from that point on b/c I could have gone home after dinner (the date didn't go so well lol ). BUT had the date gone better & his personality matched his good looks??? PLEASE, I would have been ready to do him by the second date. nod If it's obvious you're diggin' each other, at some point somebody has to just go for it...

So why bring wallets into this? Are you opposing it all just to oppose it? smile


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A common complaint with men, is how much they've spent on a date, and not gotten to 1st base.

In this day and age, things aren't what they seem, particularily on the internet, and it's anonymity. Daniel Lyons and "The Secret Life of Steve Jobs", comes to mind.
I can see where a man could've have written this, as a joke.

(it was a man, who originally pointed out to me, this was written by a man)
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Reply #141 posted 03/02/08 9:02am

uPtoWnNY

xplnyrslf said:

A common complaint with men, is how much they've spent on a date, and not gotten to 1st base.



Richard Pryor:

"If a MFer spends $35 on a date, he's gonna f**k somebody! That's the bottom line - somebody's givin' up something!" smile
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Reply #142 posted 03/02/08 11:02am

xplnyrslf

uPtoWnNY said:

xplnyrslf said:

A common complaint with men, is how much they've spent on a date, and not gotten to 1st base.



Richard Pryor:

"If a MFer spends $35 on a date, he's gonna f**k somebody! That's the bottom line - somebody's givin' up something!" smile


lol 1st base is too tame: home run is more like it.Ha!
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Reply #143 posted 03/02/08 11:18am

heybaby

really doesn't matter if it is coming from a man...its not far from the truth...
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Reply #144 posted 03/02/08 12:43pm

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uPtoWnNY said:

xplnyrslf said:

A common complaint with men, is how much they've spent on a date, and not gotten to 1st base.



Richard Pryor:

"If a MFer spends $35 on a date, he's gonna f**k somebody! That's the bottom line - somebody's givin' up something!" smile

Yeah player,....Richard Pryor was the man. True story; Right out of high school, I actually dated his daughter, Rain Pryor. We dated on and off for over a year. Cold part about it was, I NEVER got to met her father. And I mean, that was a drag. Because I LOVED Richard Pryor. I have all of his albums, his t.v. series. I had it (it was only 6 shows) on vhs waaaay before they released it on dvd. Rain had her own crib so that didn't help my chances on meeting him. That wasn't why I was dating her because when we first met, I didn't know who she was. I just thought she was cute and at that time, she had an amazing body. She was crazy thick. After a while, obviously she knew I was a huge fan of her dad's but I was never on the "Can I meet your dad?" shit. I got to go to his house one time with Rain cuz she needed to pick up something. But of course, Richard wasn't there. So I just waited in the car. Years later, I found out that Rain had become a lesbian.....Hope I wasn't the one to contribute to that!
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Reply #145 posted 03/02/08 12:58pm

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blackguitaristz said:

uPtoWnNY said:




Richard Pryor:

"If a MFer spends $35 on a date, he's gonna f**k somebody! That's the bottom line - somebody's givin' up something!" smile

Yeah player,....Richard Pryor was the man. True story; Right out of high school, I actually dated his daughter, Rain Pryor. We dated on and off for over a year. Cold part about it was, I NEVER got to met her father. And I mean, that was a drag. Because I LOVED Richard Pryor. I have all of his albums, his t.v. series. I had it (it was only 6 shows) on vhs waaaay before they released it on dvd. Rain had her own crib so that didn't help my chances on meeting him. That wasn't why I was dating her because when we first met, I didn't know who she was. I just thought she was cute and at that time, she had an amazing body. She was crazy thick. After a while, obviously she knew I was a huge fan of her dad's but I was never on the "Can I meet your dad?" shit. I got to go to his house one time with Rain cuz she needed to pick up something. But of course, Richard wasn't there. So I just waited in the car. Years later, I found out that Rain had become a lesbian.....Hope I wasn't the one to contribute to that!

Hmmm. The most recent news that I heard on Rain is that she's still doing the stand up along with acting gigs. Also, I heard she's still contesting her Dad's estate.
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Reply #146 posted 03/02/08 2:55pm

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xplnyrslf said:

CalhounSq said:


lol You're just saying shit to be saying it now lol What does that have to do w/ what she's saying?? confused

Lemme put it like this - on my last date w/ a new boy I split the dinner check w/ him. His reluctance to agree to that could have been fake but whatever lol I'm all for things being "even". He wanted to go for drinks after, so I let him buy from that point on b/c I could have gone home after dinner (the date didn't go so well lol ). BUT had the date gone better & his personality matched his good looks??? PLEASE, I would have been ready to do him by the second date. nod If it's obvious you're diggin' each other, at some point somebody has to just go for it...

So why bring wallets into this? Are you opposing it all just to oppose it? smile


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[Edited 3/2/08 0:12am]


A common complaint with men, is how much they've spent on a date, and not gotten to 1st base.

In this day and age, things aren't what they seem, particularily on the internet, and it's anonymity. Daniel Lyons and "The Secret Life of Steve Jobs", comes to mind.
I can see where a man could've have written this, as a joke.

(it was a man, who originally pointed out to me, this was written by a man)
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So you're saying every man who spends some $ is automatically expecting to fuck on the first date? confused So NOBODY actually just DATES anymore?? Not even twice?? It's either "fuck" or they're gone?? hmm

I don't think things have changed THAT much, surely men can figure they may not get something off a chick on the first date. shrug

& did it ever dawn on you that exactly the type of man being discussed in the piece (you know, the kind who doesn't KNOW this stuff) WOULD think that another man wrote it? That it couldn't have been written by a woman b/c women supposedly don't think like this?? whistling Just a thought... biggrin

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Reply #147 posted 03/02/08 2:57pm

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blackguitaristz said:

uPtoWnNY said:




Richard Pryor:

"If a MFer spends $35 on a date, he's gonna f**k somebody! That's the bottom line - somebody's givin' up something!" smile

Yeah player,....Richard Pryor was the man. True story; Right out of high school, I actually dated his daughter, Rain Pryor. We dated on and off for over a year. Cold part about it was, I NEVER got to met her father. And I mean, that was a drag. Because I LOVED Richard Pryor. I have all of his albums, his t.v. series. I had it (it was only 6 shows) on vhs waaaay before they released it on dvd. Rain had her own crib so that didn't help my chances on meeting him. That wasn't why I was dating her because when we first met, I didn't know who she was. I just thought she was cute and at that time, she had an amazing body. She was crazy thick. After a while, obviously she knew I was a huge fan of her dad's but I was never on the "Can I meet your dad?" shit. I got to go to his house one time with Rain cuz she needed to pick up something. But of course, Richard wasn't there. So I just waited in the car. Years later, I found out that Rain had become a lesbian.....Hope I wasn't the one to contribute to that!

Is she the one w/ that face? How did you stand it confused

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CalhounSq said:

blackguitaristz said:


Yeah player,....Richard Pryor was the man. True story; Right out of high school, I actually dated his daughter, Rain Pryor. We dated on and off for over a year. Cold part about it was, I NEVER got to met her father. And I mean, that was a drag. Because I LOVED Richard Pryor. I have all of his albums, his t.v. series. I had it (it was only 6 shows) on vhs waaaay before they released it on dvd. Rain had her own crib so that didn't help my chances on meeting him. That wasn't why I was dating her because when we first met, I didn't know who she was. I just thought she was cute and at that time, she had an amazing body. She was crazy thick. After a while, obviously she knew I was a huge fan of her dad's but I was never on the "Can I meet your dad?" shit. I got to go to his house one time with Rain cuz she needed to pick up something. But of course, Richard wasn't there. So I just waited in the car. Years later, I found out that Rain had become a lesbian.....Hope I wasn't the one to contribute to that!

Is she the one w/ that face? How did you stand it confused

falloff j/k!!! evillol I'm sure she's a wonderful person giggle bananadance

Oh, u mean the Ruth Buzzy face? I can dig it. Truthfully, she didn't look like that back then. Or not nearly as much. Her hair was a lot longer and her face was fuller. She was cute. She was 18 so yeah, she had a much softer look. And like I stated, her body was bangin'. She's a tall girl herself. But yeah, I too was surprised when I saw her years later. I was like "Hmm,...I wonder did Richard ever sleep with Ruth?"
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Reply #149 posted 03/02/08 3:14pm

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CalhounSq said:


Is she the one w/ that face? How did you stand it confused

falloff j/k!!! evillol I'm sure she's a wonderful person giggle bananadance

Oh, u mean the Ruth Buzzy face? I can dig it. Truthfully, she didn't look like that back then. Or not nearly as much. Her hair was a lot longer and her face was fuller. She was cute. She was 18 so yeah, she had a much softer look. And like I stated, her body was bangin'. She's a tall girl herself. But yeah, I too was surprised when I saw her years later. I was like "Hmm,...I wonder did Richard ever sleep with Ruth?"

lol I know that's rude as fuck but I had to ask. Glad to hear she looked better when y'all was tonk giggle
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