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Two women playing golf ........ Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as
her ball headed directly toward a Foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands Together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked,'How does that feel'? He replied:"It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken." If U don't know someone with Autism....... U will...... April is Autism awareness month.... please get involved.... | |
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purplekisses said: Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as
her ball headed directly toward a Foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands Together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked,'How does that feel'? He replied:"It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken." 
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Nothinbutjoy said:
hey woman  If U don't know someone with Autism....... U will...... April is Autism awareness month.... please get involved.... | |
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moderatorOne4All4Ever said: purplekisses said: Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as
her ball headed directly toward a Foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands Together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked,'How does that feel'? He replied:"It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken."
where have you been ?? under ur desk 
i am around... i am just not a poster like U  If U don't know someone with Autism....... U will...... April is Autism awareness month.... please get involved.... | |
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heya She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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emm said:
heyahope ur staying warm up there woman If U don't know someone with Autism....... U will...... April is Autism awareness month.... please get involved.... | |
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purplekisses said: emm said:
heyahope ur staying warm up there woman making another quick trip my dear... end of march She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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emm said: purplekisses said: hope ur staying warm up there woman making another quick trip my dear... end of march this time heads up
the girls will be here for spring break and the Renaissance festival is here till the end of march as well..... If U don't know someone with Autism....... U will...... April is Autism awareness month.... please get involved.... | |
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 Hey Ocean.... ya up for some "golf"..... | |
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pardonme4livin said: Hey Ocean.... ya up for some "golf"..... U heard alwayslate...stop flirting with her women  | |
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Ocean said: pardonme4livin said: Hey Ocean.... ya up for some "golf"..... U heard alwayslate...stop flirting with her women pffffft! F-O-R-E!!!!!  | |
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pardonme4livin said: Hey Ocean.... ya up for some "golf"..... don't be jackn my thread..... 
i do maybe 1 thread a yr  If U don't know someone with Autism....... U will...... April is Autism awareness month.... please get involved.... | |
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What was the other woman and the three other guys doing? Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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purplekisses said: emm said: making another quick trip my dear... end of march this time heads up
the girls will be here for spring break and the Renaissance festival is here till the end of march as well..... Emm will you be coming through my way???
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purplekisses said: Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as
her ball headed directly toward a Foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands Together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked,'How does that feel'? He replied:"It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken."
Good One!  The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: purplekisses said: Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as
her ball headed directly toward a Foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands Together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked,'How does that feel'? He replied:"It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken."
Good One! so do U play golf????  If U don't know someone with Autism....... U will...... April is Autism awareness month.... please get involved.... | |
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PREDOMINANT said: What was the other woman and the three other guys doing?
good question If U don't know someone with Autism....... U will...... April is Autism awareness month.... please get involved.... | |
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purplekisses said: pardonme4livin said: Hey Ocean.... ya up for some "golf"..... don't be jackn my thread.....
i do maybe 1 thread a yr  Hey I was tryin' to help.... 
Question... did Ocean write your sig?
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purplekisses said: DexMSR said:
Good One! so do U play golf???? 
The question is.....DO YOU?  The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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pardonme4livin said: purplekisses said: don't be jackn my thread.....
i do maybe 1 thread a yr Hey I was tryin' to help....
Question... did Ocean write your sig?
no
it was from the last season of Rock of Love If U don't know someone with Autism....... U will...... April is Autism awareness month.... please get involved.... | |
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DexMSR said: purplekisses said: so do U play golf????
The question is.....DO YOU? no the balls are to small If U don't know someone with Autism....... U will...... April is Autism awareness month.... please get involved.... | |
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purplekisses said: DexMSR said:
The question is.....DO YOU? no the balls are to small Then who in the hell is gonna rub mine when my thumb hurts? Whap! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: purplekisses said: no the balls are to small Then who in the hell is gonna rub mine when my thumb hurts? Whap! i doubt urs are small If U don't know someone with Autism....... U will...... April is Autism awareness month.... please get involved.... | |
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purplekisses said: DexMSR said: Then who in the hell is gonna rub mine when my thumb hurts? Whap! i doubt urs are small The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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hey purplekisses I hope you are feeling better  I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F.  | |
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