Hey Do you have a joke, you liked to share? Here's one I have that somebody told me a while back, I thought it was hilarios.

Once there was this man who had to walk through the park everyday just so he could get home from work. He didn't mind walking through the park, because of serenity it gave to him with being around nature .This man was obivously healthy, he never been sick or never even seen a docotor before in life. He enjoyed life and evrything it had to offer.In his mind he thought he had it all figured out until one day, he saw this other man with no arms and no legs sitting in a wheel chair ... yet dispite the hard ships the man in the wheel chair had in his life, he managed to make it appear that he was happy in life.he would be bouncig around, looking as if he was dancing, giving everybody smiles as the walked by. Everday the man who could walk, would just stop by to admire the man in the wheel chair. He would see the man jumping around in his wheel chair like he was leaping for joy. The man who could walk would wonder to himself "I see this man everyday who can't walk, who has no money,no arms or no legs yet he's happier then most people I ever met in my life, what could he be so happy about? what could be his secret?" Until one day he got the nerve to walk up to the man in the wheel to ask him...

The man walked up to the man in the wheel chair, who bouncing around as usual, giving different stranger smiles as they past bye, he said " I walk through this park everday. and I always see you bouncing around in your wheel chair looking like your happy, Can you please tell me what's your secret?"

The man in the wheel chair answered " Man I ain't happy, I just been trying to strach my nutts for the past few days, thinnk you can help?"

this site is a joke in itself is it not?... Why ask for more?

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