Having a really crappy day,want to run away

Sig other is getting on my boobies

someone please make me laugh

Much love Pochacco

David Allen Grier thinks Prince has a hairy booty--he said this as the old derilict(sp?) man in the cafe on In Loving Color

Miss Lucy had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
Miss Lucy went to heaven
the steamboat went to hello operator..

Pochacco ... you're a really sweet guy, you don't deserve to have crappy days

I'll give you one of my favourite jokes:


"So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the
splits?".

He said "How flexible are you?".

I said "I can't make Tuesdays"

But I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.
I can hardly contain myself.

A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f*** bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf? We haven't got any f*** bread, ask me
again and I'll nail your f*** beak to the bar you irritating b***
bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?

I hope your day gets better... I'm having a pretty shitty day myself.

AzureStar said:

to both of you now put on some faces...

sag10 said:

Thanks, Sag...

Okay... I just got this in e-mail and it made me smile. Not really a joke, just something to ponder.


Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen's butt looked edible?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? After all they are both dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Why is a person that handles your money called a Broker?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window.

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

Thanks everyone

Much love Pochacco

i do alot of typing at work and just got bitched out for typing in prince ebonics

Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard, to get her poor dog a bone, but when she got there, the cupboard was bare, so he gave her a bone of his own

Had a bad day yesterday too.. At 7 in the morning I squirt some foot talc in my eye and now I'm walking around the house, half-blind, with my eye red as hell.. It's leaking all the time, and my eyes are really aching..

Plus I couldn't go to this book fair where my favorite writter was and couldn't go and play pool with my three friends.. This sucks..

rdhull said:

I remember that skit roflmao