I would post my opinion on this but folks take what i say way too personally on here lately.

morningsong said:

Why does a man need to rob a Brinks truck in order to provide?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

This is exactly why marriage is not necessary....it is the committment and work...that keeps relationships together. Not a rock, or a certificate!

DexMSR said:

Then why is gay marriage such a hot topic when debating things like electing a president?
There are many things in life that we do that are "not necessary".
I think it is a matter of opinion and I value yours.

shanti0608 said:

Because Gays are the new millenium "Nigger" and how you say they should be treated (OTHER THAN FUCKING HUMAN!) is an abomination to some.....

Whap!

Why does a man need to rob a Brinks truck in order to provide?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

not so much a Brinks truck....just three months salary (at least) and BINGO!! You're in there like swimwear.....

reneGade20 said:

You crack me up.

...just three months salary (at least) and BINGO!! You're in there like swimwear.....

reneGade20 said:

i guess my future husband only needs to make $600 a month then

ZombieKitten said:

Is that rude? But don't you think that's true?

NDRU said:

I bet it is true, and a diamond chastity belt doesn't have the same ring to it

ZombieKitten said:

And talk about three months' salary!



"same ring" I get it!

NDRU said:

well well, look what I found


Male chastity belt is wrong for all the reasons you can think of

If I encountered this... this... this instrument without the accompanying explanation, I probably think "cool armour". The fact is, just looking at it gives me the shivers.

This, my esteemed readers, is a chastity belt. A male chastity belt, in that it is a chastity belt accustomed to the male form. An object certifying the virginity of a fair maiden of medieval lore it is not.

On to practicalities, the Latowski CB http://www.latowski.de/la...sh/410.htm has an "Organ Chamber" for your frank n' beans to sit in, allowing you to relieve your bladder. The organ chamber is cleaned by aid of saline and syringes. In addition there's another hole at the rear... Actually, I can't go on. Just check out the website for further details while I go and scrub myself with carbolic soap.
http://www.brandish.tv/20...index.html

What's up with that clamp & dish? That scares me, too. What's wrong woth young people today?!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

This is exactly why marriage is not necessary....it is the committment and work...that keeps relationships together. Not a rock, or a certificate!

NDRU said:

that is how you empty it

ZombieKitten said:

yech who wants some old musty cooped up dirty privates on their lover?

NDRU said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

You give yourself too much credit Richard, you don't have the power to make me "defensive" i simply stated how i feel on the matter. It really is that simple and if you actually knew anything about me or about Valory you would actually understand the words above as opposed to your removed ideas.
I really do worry about this view you have of women in general, i am starting to think that maybe the female role models in your life have let you down in some way because your generalizations on females are both rude and off beam. If your life experience of women (bearing in mind you are gay and therefore don't relate in the same manner as those of us formulating that different bond) has been of women like you constantly describe here then most definitely need to deal with those issues as opposed to trying to convince the rest of us, who have balanced relationships with women, and strangely enough don't feel constrained by the kind of stereotypes you try to tell us we feel, that you are right and we are wrong.

DexMSR said:

I bet if you had the right sugar momma, you'd change your tune.....

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

ick, neither. especially not the heart-shaped one. and isn't a 3-stone ring for an anniversary after many years of marriage?

evenstar said:

I would like for the jury to note that the one she disliked the MOST was the D-2 THE-I-2 THE-A-2THE-M.....O-2 THE-N-2 THE D 2 THE PEARLS OF LOVE

See guys. The girl rejected the DIAMNOND!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

No, they rejected the tasteless one.

mdiver said:

They were both hideous and tasteless if you ask me.

shanti0608 said:

But the heart one was the most vile

evenstar said:

I would like for the jury to note that the one she disliked the MOST was the D-2 THE-I-2 THE-A-2THE-M.....O-2 THE-N-2 THE D 2 THE PEARLS OF LOVE

See guys. The girl rejected the DIAMNOND!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

uh, i rejected it solely on the heart shape, because it's way too blatantly mushy romantic for me. not because of the stone...