Fellas, why is it that when some of you go out looking for a woman to bone, you find her and sleep with her, she is the slut and you aren't?

Why do some of you want the prettiest woman but do nothing to keep yourselves up?

Why are some of you two pump chumps?

Inquiring minds wanna know.

Because men, like women, suck.

Why do some of you want to fuck hot ass bitches but not commit to them and then go and marry plain Janes?

Wait, was it ok to ask that one?

Ace said:

Yeah, I know that but answer the questions.

1. I am ALWAYS a slut.

2. I drink lite beer when possible.

3. N/A, but I can only assume it is because all women are so beautiful, they are over'come' when you touch them.

JustErin said:

Why do they fuck the plain Janes and marry the hot ass bitches?

Which brings another question: Why do guys marry chicks who won't give head and then cheat on the wife with someone who does?

JustErin said:

excellent question!

Mars23 said:

You kill me.

Stymie said:

That's not what I've seen...and it kinda ties into your question. They marry the plain janes and then spend their time lusting after other women or waste money at strip joints. Why?

1. I don't go out looking for chicks to bone. I'm a one woman guy and stay committed to the one girl I'm with

2. I keep my appearances up....

3. A lot of guys are two pump chumps because the chick is really hot. It's happened to me a couple of times, (like my first time), and that was just because my girl is a stone cold fox.....

jess555ja said:

Ima sayin!

Stymie said:

I think questions #2 and #3 might help answer question #1...who else BUT a slut would sleep with an out of shape loser who's only good for about 45 seconds of sex? lol ...

Stymie said:

Never happened. I'm the classic 'shy one you have to look out for'.



Well that's subjective, isn't it? I can honestly say I try to keep up my end of the bargain.





PEJ used this term in another thread yesterday and it was the first time I'd ever heard that term. Hilarious.

getting that "Man Hater Club" vibe...but in the spirit of the season....

1. I've always reveled in my slut status.....I don't hate on anybody of any gender getting their bone on when and where ever they can.....

2. I can't speak for most, but at 41 my physical fitness/appearance regimen kicks my ass on the daily....

3. Some men are two pump chumps for the same reason that some women are cold, lifeless fish.....they don't know any better....instead of getting a bit of encouragement or some instruction from the obviously more skilled lover, they instead get slammed for being a 2-PC.....

just my

Stymie said:

Fixed it.

Volitan said:

That's why I said "some" guys.

violator said:

I'm so NOT a slut....

Why are you calling me fat?

No one has ever accused me of being a two-hump jump....


My self-esteem has plummeted from this inquizition.....

Stymie said:

JustErin said:

That's the pancake theory. The hot crazy bitches will fuck your brains out, but the plain jane can make you pancakes.

pardonme4livin said:

Oh you are so not fat.

Mars23 said:

I was thinking something like this right after I responded to her post

is this thread about gene simmons?

Mars23 said:

+1

But every once and a great while, you get once that does both!

Mars23 said:

Mars23 said:

Yeah, I thought this was fairly obvious.

JustErin said:[quote]Why do some of you want to fuck hot ass bitches but not commit to them and then go and marry plain Janes?

Wait, was it ok to ask that one?[/quote]

Well if you're gonna ask Erin...ask with some conviction dammit!

I think all of US (male and female) want to "fuck hot ass bitches"... the commit part is a different question all together....but I'll say this...maybe...just maybe it's the "hot ass bitches" that don't want to commit and the "plain Jane's" are the ones who show some friggin' gratitude once in a while....



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Mars23 said:

You should see the way I can scramble some eggs.

violator said:

I still don't get it.