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whats brown and sticky a stick
ur turn seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before   | |
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Two fish in a tank and one says to the other "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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Two birds sat on a perch and one says to the other "Can you smell fish?"
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Two cannibals are eating a clown, and one cannibal says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?".. | |
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Byron said: Two cannibals are eating a clown, and one cannibal says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"..
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prb said: a stick
ur turn 
That's MY joke!!!
Seriously, I've been telling that joke as my favorite joke for 14 years. |
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Q: What's blue and fluffy?
A: Blue fluff. | |
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ArielB said: Q: What's blue and fluffy?
A: Blue fluff.  | |
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CarrieMpls said: prb said: a stick
ur turn
That's MY joke!!!
Seriously, I've been telling that joke as my favorite joke for 14 years. 
it was on tv when i started this thread
at least i can remember that one - im hopeless with punchlines seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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theodore said: This thread
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Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines. | |
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Byron said: Two cannibals are eating a clown, and one cannibal says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"..
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DevotedPuppy said: Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines.  seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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ArielB said: Q: What's blue and fluffy?
A: Blue fluff. | |
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Q: What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
A: You can't beat a wank. if you've gotta pay for things that you've done wrong I've gotta big bill coming at the end of the day- Gil Scott Heron
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whats black, white and red all over?
A newspaper PRINCE IS WATCHING U  " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic | |
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Q:What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh. Q: What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? A: Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12. | |
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What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather Kinky = using the whole chicken | |
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What do u call a deer with no eyes?
NO idea 
what do u call a dear with no eyes and no legs? STIll no idea
What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no penis? Still No Fu**ing idea PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic | |
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chillichocaholic said: whats black, white and red all over?
A newspaper I always thought it was a nun on a meat hook?  if you've gotta pay for things that you've done wrong I've gotta big bill coming at the end of the day- Gil Scott Heron
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soulyacolia said: chillichocaholic said: whats black, white and red all over?
A newspaper I always thought it was a nun on a meat hook? There are a few answers to that one PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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chillichocaholic said: soulyacolia said: I always thought it was a nun on a meat hook? There are a few answers to that one  What's black and white and red all over?
A skunk in a blender.  RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: chillichocaholic said: There are a few answers to that one What's black and white and red all over?
A skunk in a blender. | |
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InsatiableCream said: psychodelicide said: What's black and white and red all over?
A skunk in a blender. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Here's another one:
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A nun rolling down the stairs. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Why did the farmer bury all his money?
to make his soil rich! | |
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prb said: theodore said: This thread
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