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Lulu Was A Prostitute One day there was a raid.
All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one. As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for. Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting. Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line. When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said, 'How the heck do you do this at your age?' She said 'I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck'em dry!' The policeman fainted. | |
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Maybe we can go to the movies and cry together | |
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PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic | |
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LMFAO! | |
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If it were not for insanity, I would be sane.
"True to his status as the last enigma in music, Prince crashed into London this week in a ball of confusion" The Times 2014 | |
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"Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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funkpill's friday funny | |
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DANGEROUSx said: LMFAO!
Changing avatar, eh? Oh and, @ the joke It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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ewwww!
Happy Friday. | |
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seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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And where the heck is Threadbare??? | |
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WTF?!?!
surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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happy friday funk
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funkpill said: And where the heck is Threadbare???
Took me a moment to figure out the thread title... | |
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Bahahahha! | |
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Moderator | In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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