Let's write one.

One day LittlemissG logs on to th org and reads a thread she just can't believe! It says....

completely rational and intelligent things...

...make me horny...

LittlemissG tries to contact a moderator for an explaination. Unfortunately, Carriempls is busy working her second job at the coffee shop.

Carriempls: Next Please!

Customer: I want something hot, sweet, and creamy. When do you get off?

Blushing Carriesmpls leans forward and replies....

littlemissG said:

I can't because my husband supa expects me to ravish him when I get home and he's doing the dishes


When Carrie got home later that night.....
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She was greeted by an unexpected visitor. It wasn't her period, it was...

littlemissG said:

The hot half-Thai pool boy, Somchai Imagochokonapenit, clad only in speedos and styling products. The surprise wasn't that he was there, but that...

Fauxie said:

He had better hair than Carrie Somchai grabs Carrie by the hand and takes her to.....

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

the salon, where the hair incident was rememdied with a quickness. "No man shall have better hair than me!" she declared as they walked in.

Little did they know, another orger was about to enter the salon. In walked...

oops.

CarrieMpls said:

Did you get off or did you drop something?

Is the narrator drunk?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

double post. My internet was messing up.

CarrieMpls said:

JustErin, who exclaimed: "I was teasing you all with thoughts of a new haircut. In reality I came to burn this place down".

CarrieMpls said:

Rushing07, his face warped into a mad fierce countenance that screamed 'oh no he di'nt!'

He reached into his pocket, and striding forward with the purpose and sass only an agrieved gay man can muster, produced...

Fauxie said:

a snickers bar "cause packed with peanuts aye mamacita it really satisfies"cooed rushing as he licked his lips.he then asked for his hair to look like prince in purple rain cause those raven black locks could stop a grown man in his tracks....suddenly prince comes out from the back in a smock ready to do the hair eating chicken wings licking his fingers saying....

"Excuse me my cell phone is ringing."

Prince answers his phone. He gets a look of shock on his face and hangs up says, "That was 2the9s! He's still horny!"

"There's only one cure for that", a voice said from the door way, it was...
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littlemissG said:

it was Althom, wearing nothing but the silk underwear his last mistress had bought him during their wild fling in vegas. "Take two of these and call me in the morning" Althom drawled, handing Prince a sand dollar then

XxAxX said:

Althom waved a couple of carrots and Imago hopped thru the door.
"That boy's gone a little loopy since he has gone raw ya know."
Rushing07 ran to embrace his boo only to be rejected.

Imago,"Sorry my heart belongs to one sweeter and sexier than you could ever be. "

LittlemissG walks in and strokes Imago head lovingly, and says....

littlemissG said:

and says
"well knock me down and fuck me but was that andy rooney in here a moment ago??!!" I could have sworn I saw andy rooney walk in here. I have GOT to get his autograph" Pushing Prince rudely aside in her haste to pursue Andy Rooney, LittlemissG

LittlmissG forgot her search for Andy Rooney when she saw Christopher in his chef hat. He was wheeling in a cart of delicious smelling banana pancakes! Everyone grabbed a plate and dugged in, except for Imago who's raw and ate only the bananas.

"You know what you need with those pancakes?"

Everyone turned to see....

littlemissG said:

threadcula holding up a plate with a large banana nut bread and only one picture remaining in her hands. This picture would reveal the identity of the last orger in the running to claim the title of America's Next Top Balls. She slowly turned over the photograph to reveal the smiling countenance of...

Ace said:

...Barry Manilow!

"Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there
She would merengue and do the cha-cha
And while she tried to be a star, Tony always tended bar
Across a crowded floor, they worked from 8 till 4
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more?

At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana)
The hottest spot north of Havana (here)
At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana
Music and passion were always the fashion
At the Copa....they fell in love

(Copa Copacabana)

His name was Rico, he wore a diamond
He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancin' there
And when she finished, he called her over
But Rico went a bit too far, Tony sailed across the bar
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single gun shot
But just who shot who?

At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana)
The hottest spot north of Havana (here)
At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana
Music and passion were always the fashion
At the Copa....she lost her love

(Copa. . Copacabana)
(Copa Copacabana) (Copacabana, ahh ahh ahh ahh)
(Ahh ahh ahh ahh Copa Copacabana)
(Talking Havana have a banana)
(Music and passion...always the fash--shun)



Her name is Lola, she was a showgirl
But that was 30 years ago, when they used to have a show
Now it's a disco, but not for Lola
Still in the dress she used to wear, faded feathers in her hair
She sits there so refined, and drinks herself half-blind
She lost her youth and she lost her Tony
Now she's lost her mind!

At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana)
The hottest spot north of Havana (here)
At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana
Music and passion were always the fashion
At the Copa....don't fall in love

(Copa) don't fall in love
Copacabana
Copacabana"


Barry dedicated the song to...

Me, because I'm fucking marvelous. However, my Chinese-style execution of Barry did not sit so well with...

Funkpill.
Funkpill, "Listen boy when you do the Barry your got to get you funky coco cabana grove on. Watch me!"

The music started and Funkpill broke it down until...
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