someone tell me some hippie-dippie home remedy way of getting rid of puffy eyes STAT!

Put lemon water in your eyes before kite surfing.

Go kitesurfing!

Imago said:

Mine was better...AND faster!

i hope you both die.

I have them too... please help us.
Obviously the remedy is NOT to love an Englishmen.

Teabags or cucumber slices.

rushing07 said:

i need my eyes to like, read and stuff though. i suck at braille.

2the9s said:

Yours was too wordy motherfuker!

shanti0608 said:

we're doomed.

Have you tried myspace angles? That does the trick for many!

Genesia said:

cold ones i'm guessing?

evenstar said:

I think so. Unless we use their teabags on our eyes. That did not sound good.

Imago said:

if only i could walk around with a photo of my face taped to the actual thing!

evenstar said:

Actually, you don't have to put icecubes in your mouth when teabagging. It does give one's balls a great sensation though, but not necessary.

Imago said:

Jizz liberally applied to the affected area.

shanti0608 said:

don't worry val, when i get there we can tie them up and leave them in a closet somewhere and then have funtimes

evenstar said:

Yeah but NOT the fuzzy tingle times

dan
phil

evenstar said:

That is a plan

mdiver said:

obviously someone missed the looks val & i were exchanging

evenstar said:

Don't frown or squint. That only makes it worse.

evenstar said:

It is ok...they can stay oblivious.

Syringes in the mammary glands.

shanti0608 said:

benyamin said:

i'm going to wake up from a dead sleep screaming about that someday.

Imago said:

I hope you get a letterbomb from rushing.