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FuNkeNsteiN said: Volitan said: I don't talk when I'm banging other than "I love you"
Man, that would so totally ruin the mood for me. I like that shit ruff 'n' dirty. I don't want to hear none of that "Ooh sweetie pie, I loves ya" shit when I'm fucking
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Ocean said: I think if anything to weird was said to me I would spend the whole time laughing ..in turn infuriating him to the point that he wouldn't know whether to put me over his knee or gag me
I can hear his "do u mind Im trying to make love to u " comment now
Actually I quite often get the giggles ..hell thats half the fun!!5 for ocean ..... THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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Ocean said: I think if anything to weird was said to me I would spend the whole time laughing ..in turn infuriating him to the point that he wouldn't know whether to put me over his knee or gag me
I can hear his "do u mind Im trying to make love to u " comment now
Actually I quite often get the giggles ..hell thats half the fun!!Isn't that just how sex is normally done? | |
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JustErin said: I don't think I've ever had anything silly said to me during and I can't think of something silly I've said.
But everyone elses posts are cracking me up. Likewise. I don't believe half of them either. There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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i've heard a two different women apologize to me mid-sex...oddly enough for nothing in particular  ....i asked the last one what she was apologizing for..she said "i don't know, i just felt like i'd been doing somthing wrong"...
(2 be fair she also used to say i was "rationing" dick to her, since she would often want it when i wasn't in the mood...how's that for a flip )
...come to think of it, this same girl used to keep saying "no! it's no fair" and at one point was phsyically pointing at her left eye ...when i asked what she was doing she said "what?...oh...i dont know..keep goin"
i'll guess you'll add this one to your list huh JD?....i dont blame you... then again...i've always been attracted to strange girls  [Edited 2/22/08 11:55am] | |
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JustErin said: Ocean said: I think if anything to weird was said to me I would spend the whole time laughing ..in turn infuriating him to the point that he wouldn't know whether to put me over his knee or gag me
I can hear his "do u mind Im trying to make love to u " comment now
Actually I quite often get the giggles ..hell thats half the fun!!Isn't that just how sex is normally done? oh erin...your so dreamy | |
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SirPsycho said: JustErin said: Isn't that just how sex is normally done? oh erin...your so dreamy | |
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once with a german girl she said:
Hold me tight you englishman, you. I wasn't that passionate and at some point images of homophobic blokes wearing pink shirts with their shirt tails hanging out to hide their beer guts, standing at the bar, lonely, aggressive and frustrated started popping into my old brain. The brits comment was just too inpersonal, I had to laugh, then I lost it, never to find it again. once with a more sophisticated lady (also German), she said, "your c*ck is so amazing, ooh..." that was a real turn on for me at the time. Usually I don't like it, to talk during the act, especially if she wants me to answer. small circles, big wheels!
I've got a pretty firm grip on the obvious! | |
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Sex and conversation. Giraffes and scarves. All subelty is lost. | |
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Rightly said: Hold me tight you englishman, you. That's actually quite sweet in a Jane Austiny way. This is the kind of thing I'd like any daughters of mine to say when someone's banging them. | |
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Rightly said: "your c*ck is so amazing, ooh..." Just two oo's? And what's a c*ck and how's it pronounced? | |
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Number23 said: Rightly said: Hold me tight you englishman, you. That's actually quite sweet in a Jane Austiny way. This is the kind of thing I'd like any daughters of mine to say when someone's banging them. |
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jess555ja said: FuNkeNsteiN said: Man, that would so totally ruin the mood for me. I like that shit ruff 'n' dirty. I don't want to hear none of that "Ooh sweetie pie, I loves ya" shit when I'm fucking
...  ... ... ...
It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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CarrieMpls said: Number23 said: That's actually quite sweet in a Jane Austiny way. This is the kind of thing I'd like any daughters of mine to say when someone's banging them. I know, I'm the old fashioned type. | |
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Number23 said: Rightly said: "your c*ck is so amazing, ooh..." Just two oo's? And what's a c*ck and how's it pronounced? Don't encourage them. Any more oo's and your descending into Frankie Howard territory. The thread is vile enough as it is. There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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"Can you pass me my purse? I need my wipes, because you're getting me all hot and wet down there..."
I guess she likes dry humping  | |
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ArielB said: "Can you pass me my purse? I need my wipes, because you're getting me all hot and wet down there..."
I guess she likes dry humping EW! seriously?! | |
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evenstar said: ArielB said: "Can you pass me my purse? I need my wipes, because you're getting me all hot and wet down there..."
I guess she likes dry humping EW! seriously?! I'm sayin'! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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evenstar said: ArielB said: "Can you pass me my purse? I need my wipes, because you're getting me all hot and wet down there..."
I guess she likes dry humping EW! seriously?! Yup. she actually wiped herself
Since I can't remember her name  , she is refered to as Wipy Girl. | |
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ArielB said: evenstar said: EW! seriously?! Yup. she actually wiped herself
Since I can't remember her name , she is refered to as Wipy Girl.i just...wow. cannot fathom. | |
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evenstar said: ArielB said: Yup. she actually wiped herself
Since I can't remember her name , she is refered to as Wipy Girl.i just...wow. cannot fathom. It's the first and only time I've heard about a girl wiping herself off in the middle of foreplay. And when she was riding me, she was sitting almost on my stomach, and couldn't figure out why this position isn't working. | |
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ArielB said: evenstar said: i just...wow. cannot fathom. It's the first and only time I've heard about a girl wiping herself off in the middle of foreplay. And when she was riding me, she was sitting almost on my stomach, and couldn't figure out why this position isn't working. someone was confused about basic sex mechanics, i think. | |
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evenstar said: ArielB said: It's the first and only time I've heard about a girl wiping herself off in the middle of foreplay. And when she was riding me, she was sitting almost on my stomach, and couldn't figure out why this position isn't working. someone was confused about basic sex mechanics, i think. Actually, she was sitting almost up to my chest. At the end od the night, when I was waiting with her for the street car, she says "I love you".
This was really not her night. This was my one and only one night stand. No more! | |
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there really isn't much talk going on whenever anything happens
the only thing that made me  was "you're so beautiful" and it wasn't because it was funny, but... considering the disposition i was in...
...yeah [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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um, am i the only one who likes talk, as long as it's not silly/stupid? | |
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evenstar said: um, am i the only one who likes talk, as long as it's not silly/stupid?
Yes, but only if it's utterly filthy. | |
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JustErin said: evenstar said: um, am i the only one who likes talk, as long as it's not silly/stupid?
Yes, but only if it's utterly filthy. 
or dominating. [Edited 2/22/08 17:43pm] | |
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evenstar said: JustErin said: Yes, but only if it's utterly filthy.
or dominating.
[Edited 2/22/08 17:43pm] That's a must...but I'm not the one saying it. He is. | |
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JustErin said: evenstar said:
or dominating.
[Edited 2/22/08 17:43pm] That's a must...but I'm not the one saying it. He is. oh, definitely. though on rare occasions i might do it.  | |
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