DanceWme said:

mickey D's?....oh you'll feel it in your chest alright..

SirPsycho said:

ok ok ok we can go to red lobsters.

DanceWme said:

uh oh....swing me by JC Penny's and i just might be all yours..

SirPsycho said:

Deal boo!

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no more "obscenery" guys?



i thought this was the org...

DanceWme said:

MoniGram said:

come on moni...i know you got one...

SirPsycho said:

The ones I have..will be to rated X

MoniGram said:

*cough*orgnote*cough*

MoniGram said:

more than funk mistress'?

KidaDynamite said:

SirPsycho said:

Mach said:

FunkMistress said:

Kris is an eloquent sumbitch ain't he....

MoniGram said:

POST THEM!

Ok well since I laughed out loud when I read this thread I might as well share. He said to me...

"come on, make that big sausage come for me"

That might turn alot of other guys on but I'm a vegetarian and meat products I don't find any kind of sexy
I went on with it but the next day I was like " what the hell did he say to me!?" and busted a gut which I seem to do everytime I think about it, it was just so random.

oh... what is a magical dragon maybe i'm one of those!
[Edited 2/21/08 15:47pm]

matthewgrant said:

OMG

jess555ja said:

The strangest thing she's ever said was. "Hook it up, Daddy," or "lay it down." It didn't turn me off or bother me or anything...I just proceeded to lay it down.

I don't talk when I'm banging other than "I love you," (if we're making love) or "I love screwing/doing/fucking you." She doesn't seem to mind it.....

Volitan said:

MoniGram said:

Good Gravy, Marie...! ! !

I really don't remember silly stuff, but I do remember stopping short and screamin.....


YOU GONNA FU KKIN BACK PEDAL ON ME GOT DAMMIT! n! ! ! ! ! ! !!


I got up, took a shower, put my clothes on, went out the door....

He followed me all the way to Wal-mart, insisted I come back...

I played hard to get for about 10 more minutes, pouting about the mutual satisfaction we were both supposed to have...



We did it like dogs for at least another hour.....



...or was i dreamin????

Volitan said:

Man, that would so totally ruin the mood for me. I like that shit ruff 'n' dirty. I don't want to hear none of that "Ooh sweetie pie, I loves ya"
shit when I'm fucking

FuNkeNsteiN said:

aaaaawwwww stop ya lies, funk.....stop ya lies.....

myfavorite said:

FuNkeNsteiN said:

There's a difference between fucking and making love....

I think if anything to weird was said to me I would spend the whole time laughing ..in turn infuriating him to the point that he wouldn't know whether to put me over his knee or gag me
I can hear his "do u mind Im trying to make love to u " comment now
Actually I quite often get the giggles ..hell thats half the fun!!

Volitan said:

Yea, and I only 'do' fucking

FuNkeNsteiN said:

Volitan said:

No but seriously, I don't get off on that slow, romantic shit. That doesn't mean I can't be romantic otherwise, I just can't combine that shit with sex.