okay....so, i was laughing with a lover about unconsiously resorting to generic sayings while in bed (which, as a poet, i find unacceptable in myself as i still continue to do it)...for all my "slick-talkery" i'll still end up on some "you like that?" or "who's is this?" type shit...

...even tho im well aware, the girl could easily be saying to herself "last time i checked it was Craig's, but...why not kiddo, sure it's yours"


so, here's my question....


ladies: whats the silliest/strangest/lamest thing a man has said to you mid-coitus? ....meant 2 impress you or turn him on


here's a few examples (tho not very rare, I imagine):

-say u like daddys ___
-whats my name.....(u get the picture)


but im sure we've said worse...

men: whats the silliest/strangest/lamest thing a woman has said to you mid-coitus? ....meant 2 impress you or turn her on


here's a few examples (tho not very rare, I imagine):

-call me mommy
-it's so big...i can feel it in my chest .....(u get the picture)



or...what's the ...blah-blah-blah-est...thing that YOU'VE said? ...did it "work"?







also...even if you recogize it as silly/lame/strange...did it turn u on? did u laugh under your breath? did you go ?











....pretty much, i know we've all said some funny shit...so, what have you said? and whats been said to you?

"Fuck yes, you mother FUCK!"

FunkMistress said:

SirPsycho said:

" I love you so much Lisa "

Mach said:

Damn.

Why'd you call him Lisa?

FunkMistress said:

LMFAO

He called me Lisa

so I shoved his ass to the floor wailed a shoe at him and left

I was 19 and foolish

I hate to be asked a bunch of questions and being expected to answer...in complete sentences...WTH is that about?


The WORSE Is...."Did you cum?"



If you don't know....then HELL NO!!!

it's so big...i can feel it in my chest


um.... i've said that

Rhondab said:

....well.....did ya?

DanceWme said:

the question is, were you lyin for the sake of his ego?

SirPsycho said:

or even worse....to get him to try harder, cuz he just wasnt doin it for ya

SirPsycho said:

No. I had to go to the hospital afterwards. Something was out of place.







ok seriously, yeah...i lied to him

DanceWme said:

come on...we're supposed to be men right?...we can take it...

SirPsycho said:

some of yall cant. Cuz i've been honest before and almost got my head cut off

Rhondab said:

omg

DanceWme said:

Rhondab said:

KidaDynamite said:

not funny

My ex asked me if the sex was good..and i told him "as many times we had sex, u never made me cum". He damn near lost his mind.

I don't think I've ever had anything silly said to me during and I can't think of something silly I've said.

But everyone elses posts are cracking me up.

DanceWme said:

did he look like this.....

KidaDynamite said:

OMG where did u get Tyrone's picture from?????

DanceWme said:

fuckin boys

...well some of us can...i actually like a little verbal ...

i'd rather honestly need work, then be "the man" in some fantasy world...





it's shit like this that have me sayin "yeah, okay" whenever i get complimented

SirPsycho said:

ok so lets try and then after we finish u ask me questions and i'll be honest with u

Am I a magic Dragon?

DanceWme said:

:sucks teef:....can i get some flowers first?!...i mean damn

SirPsycho said:

oh my gawd


fine. flowers and mcdonalds.

DanceWme said:

.....supasize?

DanceWme said:

that's lil ray ray's cousin....

SirPsycho said:

oh my goodness.

ok fine. u breakin my pockets. after all this..i better feel it in my chest.