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 Let me just gather all the org animals and get them the hell outta here!
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moderator2the9s said: DanceWme said: "....as he rode a bicycle by it. He then dragged it into the woods and had sex with it."
The deer should've been alive and just sleeping. Turned him over and fucked him That bicycle must have felt like a third wheel. what about this one ... oh deer 
(That's all I got.  )what about this one ... oh deer [Edited 2/21/08 15:40pm] | |
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Fury said: 
 Bambi, can't you understand?
Bambi, it's better with a man I don't quite think that's what he meant.
THAT was a genius post, Fury. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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SUPERIOR, Wis. - A Wisconsin man convicted of having sexual contact with a dead deer has been sentenced to nine more months in jail.
Bryan James Hathaway, 21, of Superior had his probation revoked last month for using alcohol and marijuana, lying to his probation agent, and having unapproved contact with a minor child and sexual relations with another adult. A judge sentenced Hathaway to nine more months in jail during a hearing on Friday. Hathaway was sentenced to probation in March. It was to be served at the same time as a nine-month jail sentence he received in February for violating his extended supervision. He was found guilty in April 2005 of felony mistreatment of an animal after he killed a horse with the intention of having sex with it. He was sentenced to 18 months in jail and two years of extended supervision on that charge as well as six years of probation for taking and driving a vehicle without the owner’s consent. Hathaway had just been released from prison for killing the horse when the deer incident happened. He is appealing his conviction on the deer charge. 
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June7 said: Let me just gather all the org animals and get them the hell outta here!
What about 
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DanceWme said: "....as he rode a bicycle by it. He then dragged it into the woods and had sex with it."
The deer should've been alive and just sleeping. Turned him over and fucked him lawd
even r-kelly shakin his head while he eats his el pollo loco. | |
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Fury said:
Bambi, can't you understand?
Bambi, it's better with a man | |
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Imagine how his poor parents must feel. They should change their names and move to Alaska. | |
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Fury said: SUPERIOR, Wis. - A Wisconsin man convicted of having sexual contact with a dead deer has been sentenced to nine more months in jail.
Bryan James Hathaway, 21, of Superior had his probation revoked last month for using alcohol and marijuana, lying to his probation agent, and having unapproved contact with a minor child and sexual relations with another adult. A judge sentenced Hathaway to nine more months in jail during a hearing on Friday. Hathaway was sentenced to probation in March. It was to be served at the same time as a nine-month jail sentence he received in February for violating his extended supervision. He was found guilty in April 2005 of felony mistreatment of an animal after he killed a horse with the intention of having sex with it. He was sentenced to 18 months in jail and two years of extended supervision on that charge as well as six years of probation for taking and driving a vehicle without the owner’s consent. Hathaway had just been released from prison for killing the horse when the deer incident happened. He is appealing his conviction on the deer charge.
_____ That's right accross the freakin' bridge (Superior, Wis is...(think San Francisco/Oakland)) from where I work I've heard this story so many times now it's just gross. | |
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back in the olden days sailors would skin seals and lay with them  | |
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Fury said:
Bambi, can't you understand?
Bambi, it's better with a man ROFL!
ok am i alone in waiting to just like pop that zit on his cheek!? | |
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Christopher said: Fury said:
Bambi, can't you understand?
Bambi, it's better with a man ROFL!
ok am i alone in waiting to just like pop that zit on his cheek!? Yes. Have at it.  |
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http://www.petitiononline...ition.html
Free Bryan Hathaway
To: All People Who Believe In Progress A caring and loving relationship with a consenting dead animal on the side of the road is a constitutional right of every American regardless of ethnic, religious, or economic background. Bryan James Hathaway is a young minority activist from Wisconsin who has been on the forefront of progressive struggle for the liberation of inanimate objects, plants, animals, and household appliances. His selfless devotion to fighting speciism and necrophobia in our society has led him to be brutally persecuted, tortured, and incarcerated - all for a laughable "crime" of "sexual gratification with a dead deer on the side of the road." As if his prior conviction of "horsing around" had not been enough, the bigoted ruling class is once again making him the whipping boy of their own suppressed anxieties, fantasies, and desires. As if the judges, the persecutors, and the police have never had sexual fantasies as they drove past roadkill - a juicy squirrel or a skunk - or as they visited a funeral, petted a neighbor's dog, fed guppies in a fish tank, or handled a toaster? I know I do - just as every other broadminded human being on planet Earth! Every generation should have a moral assignment, and one of ours should be justice for Bryan James Hathaway! Free Hathaway and all prisoners of conscience! Long live our collective commitment to sexual liberation of inanimate objects! Sincerely, | |
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