http://english.pravda.ru/...an_alien-0

This happened last year, why didnt anyone say anything about this? This is really bizarre and very very interesting!

uhm, wtf is this site?

i seriously have tears in my eyes

horatio said:

It's FOXski News.

Convenient that the body disappeared.

Oh geez

shifty little bastard had it comin'.....

Seems legit.

did you read about the russian fishermen who caught an alien and ate it?

ZombieKitten said:

tasted like chicken.... true story....

i'm sure someone out there believes this wholeheartedly.

pardonme4livin said:

he said it was the most delicious thing he had ever tasted!
I saw the footage, looked like an upside down bloated ray of some sort, though experts speculated it could have been a type of sturgeon

ZombieKitten said:

What kind of experts Charlotte? Alien Chef's perhaps?

pardonme4livin said:

pardonme4livin said:

ichthyologists

No doubt, it was searching for this...

Does nobody ever think to take a high res pic of these incredible mysterious discoveries with something better than a camera phone?

Fauxie said:

noooo, then it might look unreal or something outrageous like that!

Wtf is that thing

Protege said:

Though to be fair every time I've stumbled upon an alien autopsy I've only ever had the Nokia on me. I know this one's pretty inconclusive given the poor quality.



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^ such a lucky thing the phone is always at hand, too.

Protege said:

I won't try to convince you, but rather let the picture speak for itself.

That is if my photobucket will stop freezing and let me upload what is, admittedly, quite a controversial image that some people may want kept from the public.

damn photobucket!

"“I was about to throw it away like a piece of trash. But that thing looked like a real alien, I kind of liked it. Finally, I put it on the garage roof,” Nurtdinov said."


This has got the be the most random shit ever

benyamin said:

Also,

"The old woman died in a hit-and-run accident in August 1999. She was knocked down by a car just a few days before a team of researchers arrived in the town from Moscow."

How convenient indeed

Fauxie said:

Yer funnee.

Scientists may soon unravel the mystery of the “Uralian alien,” a tiny creature found near the town of Kyshtym in the Urals. Scientists carried out five series of laboratory studies investigating the DNA samples of the creature’s biological material.

The latest study conducted by a Moscow-based Institute of Forensic Medicine produced sensational results.

“A gene discovered in the DNA samples doesn’t correspond with any genes pertaining to humans or anthropoid apes,” said Vadim Chernobrov, a coordinator with the public research center Kosmopoisk. “No gene samples available at the laboratory match the gene. The experts in DNA research haven’t come across any creatures with such an elongated DNA molecule,” Chernobrov added.

Scientists have been looking for an explanation of the Kyshtym phenomenon for more than ten years. The story began in the summer of 1996 after a miniature creature was found in the Chelyabinsk region. The find was soon dubbed the “Kyshtym alien.” A local medical examiner who performed an autopsy concluded that the dead body was neither human nor animal in nature.

Ufologists regarded the Kyshtym dwarf as a clear-cut case of the extraterrestrial. The clergy believe the dwarf was a demon. The creature was still alive when it was found by an old and barely literate woman. She was the only one who gave the dwarf a human name – Alioshenka (a diminutive of the Russian name “Alexei” – ed. note).
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Ok u guys I thought this was fun and games at first but this is like 12 years old now and it looks pretty real to me
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paisleypark4 said:

There was a case in the late '70s of a similar creature in America. They called it the Dover Demon. REALLY fascinating stuff. I encourage anyone with even a passing interest in weird/undiscovered animals to buy "Mysterious America" by Loren Coleman. Note: Coleman is a college professor and social worker and is anything but a fringe scientist. So you can believe what you read in his books.