Fella's Holla If Ya Herre Me

1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.

2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.

3. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.

4. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.

5. Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an "on/off" switch.

6. Women think all beer is the same.

7. Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower.

8. Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things *could* be.

9. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.

10. Women are *never* wrong. Apologizing is the mans responsibility, "It's there in the bible". hmmm who was it that gave Adam the apple?

11. "Oh, nothing," has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man-language.

12. All women are overweight by definition, don't argue with them about it.

13. Women want equal rights, but you rarely hear them clamoring to be let into the draft to cover the responsibilities that go with those rights.

14. Only women understand the reason for "guest towels" and the "good china".

15. Women never check to see if the lid is up. They seem to prefer taking a flying butt leap towards the bowl and then chewing men out because they"left the seat up" instead of taking two seconds and lowering it themselves.

Bonus. Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. You don't see womens trampling over Tom Cruise to get to Gilbert Gottfried do you?

thank you

I am not guilty of ANY of these!

lol...funny.

4LOVE said:[quote]Fella's Holla If Ya Herre Me


15. Women never check to see if the lid is up. They seem to prefer taking a flying butt leap towards the bowl and then chewing men out because they"left the seat up" instead of taking two seconds and lowering it themselves.


so true!

Well, well
All this time I thought I was a "woman".
If this list is right, I am "something else".

4LOVE said:

HE,HE,HEEE!!!

4LOVE said:

Oh I can see someone sending this thread to those militant butches in the N.O.W!!! And on a seperate note; 4Love if your wife reads this then your cut off for a month!!! Play on Player!!!

funkbible said:

Single and loving it
Marriage been there done that.

Single and loving it
Marriage been there done that.[/quote]


Good man. Learning from your mistakes I see. Dude stay single until your 70 and then marry a cute little 18 year old blond with nice sweater puppies that works in your nursing home!!! I can`t wait until retirement!!!

I'd like to RESPOND to this list...

1. actually i just like the fact that i have more clout to blow on clothes than anyone.

2. i don't like to bargain i want what i want... there is nothing else.

3. I never cry.

4. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. its called a smoke break.

5. Women never understand why men love toys. i prefer toys with on/off switches myself..

6. BEER, yuck...don't touch the stuff - or any man who drinks it.

7. CORRECTION:) 3 conditioners and 2 shampoos.

8. i understand NASCAR and strippers my **fax** pastimes.

9. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day. - this i'll give U...

10. I may be capable of being wrong - i'm just not there long enough to admit it.

11. "Whatever," has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man-language.

12. All women are overweight by definition, don't argue with them about it. - heh heh

13. Women want equal rights, but you rarely hear them clamoring to be let into the draft to cover the responsibilities that go with those rights. - protest this yes i did enlist, they don't take single parents

14. Only women understand the reason for "guest towels" and the "good china". - well u got me

15. its called His and Her's...

Bonus. Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. You don't see women trampling over Tom Cruise to get to Gilbert Gottfried do you?>did u ask them the context of the relationship?

Damn that shit is so true!

2 months ago I put a sign on my toilet lid.
its says "LID DOWN, bcuz of baby".
Reason is I have this fear of my baby drowning in the toilet.
I get pissed when anyone ignores it.

Paisley said:

Not for every woman, though! I don't do MOST of those things (you've got me on the sale stuff!)