Fair is fair I say.....
!. Why wont u ask for directions?
2. Why do u forget certain important dates...like anniversarys or the date of the first kiss
3. Why do u have to have such a damn big tv
4. And why the hell cant u just shut up, go to the store and bring us back some tampons and a crate of chocolate dammit????
U know what time of month it is....didnt u just get yelled at for drinking milk outta the carton.....whats the matter, afraid ure buddies might see u

This was already a thread. But anyway.....

1. I would ask for directions
2. good question. I have no idea.
3. My tv is tiny.
4. I would buy tampons...

Volitan said:

he's a keeper

DesertEskimo said:

Actually my hubby will buy tampons at least...he dosent care
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1. They don't know how to speak
2. They have no intelligence
3. (a) they are blind (b) they love their big damn TVs more than their wives
4. Some men get mixed up between toilet paper and tampons....Best to get them yourself.


anything else u would like to ask?

chillichocaholic said:

chillichocaholic said:

mine neither, he got me loads of maternity pads once, just cause they were on special, and I was like, this is gonna last 6 months!!! I only need them 6 weeks

OOOppss just realsied there is another thread like this...sorry stymie
Mods can lock this now

Volitan said:

!. Why wont u ask for directions?
I dont drive...But If I did..I wouldn;t ask for Directions because I dont like people very much..and If I have to deal with them I dont want their impression of me to be that of someone who is not IN CONTROL !

2. Why do u forget certain important dates...like anniversarys or the date of the first kiss

I dont forget those things...Thats typical men..


3. Why do u have to have such a damn big tv

I dont...But If I did..It would be to watch all my Jimi Hendrix, Sly Stone, and Prince Bootleg DVDs in Living "Lifesized" Color !

Christopher said:

On the real though. I'll never understand why men are embarrassed by buying tampons. It's not like the cashier is gonna think they're for me. I'm clearly buying them for somebody. I had to buy a pregnancy test for a friend and that was far more embarrassing.....
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Volitan said:

U never know, she might think u have some kinky sexual fetish, or that ure gonna stick them in ure nose

chillichocaholic said:

Volitan said:

U can laugh, but while drunk one night a friend of mine stuck a tampon up her nose to stop it running (she had a cold). She had to go to hospital to get it removed try explaining THAT to the Emergency room

chillichocaholic said:

i would say!

chillichocaholic said:

1. No need to with a GPS
2. I never forget important dates...trust me.
3. I don't...wouldn't mind one, though lol...would make many movies that much more enjoyable to watch
4. I always bought tampons when asked, even at 5 stinkin' am ...and more than likely I saw my buddies standing in line buying some, too lol

Byron said:

well at least u could buy some frozen waffles while ure there

chillichocaholic said:

Oh, that's a given ...

chillichocaholic said:

haha. Oh my god, wtf??

Volitan said:

Try buying make up lol ...the ol' "Can you pick me up some eye liner while you're at the drug store?"...then you have to memorize the brand and color or whatever...I actually had a cashier who thought it was for me, and when I said it wasn't, she got a little embarrassed and said something like "Well, you know, you can never tell nowadays" lol...