TheMightyCelestial said:

Stymie said:

1)When I go out looking for a woman to bone, when I find her and I sleep with her, I definately do not see her as a slut. I see her as someone who wants to sleep with me as I want to sleep with her. We get together and make it happen. And we make love and it's glorified fantastic.... Is that so wrong?

2)I do want the prettiest women (my version anyway) and I do everything to keep myself up. Not just for the woman but also for myself. Cuz I know the better I look, the easier it is for me to fall into my zone. And when I'm in my zone, I'm not to be fucked with. Meaning there's no stopping me and my quest for my conquest.
3) Baby, since I was 13 and lost my virginity, I've NEVER been a two pump chump. More like a thousand and one stroke untill u choke.

blackguitaristz said:

(coughing) Damn...this has GOT to be the TIGHTEST post on here.

JustErin said:

I'll always commit to a hot ass bitch. Every single one of them!

I still don't understand why so called plain Janes are considered to be faithful and more committed in a relationship than "hot" women.

Serious said:

Sometimes that's not true either.

blackguitaristz said:

blackguitaristz said:

It's evident somebody has took one hell of a walk down generalization/sterotypical women lane. What a pity they have no life. Get them up to speed hun.

blackguitaristz said:

Damn, there's a lot of questions on this thread.

Here it goes;

why is it that when some of you go out looking for a woman to bone, you find her and sleep with her, she is the slut and you aren't?

Sluts were in high school because they fucked the football team. As adults people fuck each other, the end.

Why do some of you want the prettiest woman but do nothing to keep yourselves up?

This is a great question. I think it's because guys can breed until they're old and think that every woman will fuck them. (this is regardless of what they look like

Why are some of you two pump chumps?

Here's some answers to why some guys are quick (2 pumps should have just been the first time). In no particular order, it's really early and I'm still sleeping, it's been over a week without the release and sometimes being worked up, it doesn't take long but watch out for the second, third, sixth time!

Why marry someone that you're not completely lusting after and instead spend all your time wishing you were sexually with someone else?

Sexually, we want to fuck EVERYTHING that's attractive (or even a hot, thick, bowl of soup). Our minds are what stop us and for those without minds, they don't.

Why do some guys marry chicks that turn them on but feel the need to do the horizontal joyride with someone else?

see last answer

Why do guys marry crazy hot loyal chicks and still go to strip clubs or cheat?

At a basic sense, we're just animals, our need to spread the seed sometimes goes against common sense or logic.

Why do men break up with you the minute they find out you cheated, yet expect you to forgive them when they do? And turn around and tell you it was your fault anyway?

Jedi mind tricks to keep the pussy you have but don't want the pussy that someone else just had is again, a primal instinct. The Jedi mind tricks only work on the weak willed (if you ever really watched Star Wars and gave 2 shits, )

Why do beautiful, successful women sometimes marry or stay with unattractive men? (Jay-Z/Beyonce--Janet/Jermaine) But, you will never see a rich, successful man with an ugly woman.

This is an easy one, so all of their hot friends will never try to fuck them or because these are the guys that have never been fucked and will do everything humanly possible to keep the hottest piece of ass they've ever had.

To the other point why would men marry plain janes and want to fuck the gorgeous ones, from my experience men have been trying to fuck the gorgeous ones since they were 13 and that has seriously fucked their heads up. So let's rephrase, do I want to marry a crazy as batshit, really pretty girl who is great in bed but just may be boiling my pets when I get home or...cute girl who is just the normal amount of crazy and will not wake me up in the middle of the night just staring at me while I sleep (man, crazy chicks have traumatized me from a young age and it's because I always went after the extremely hot, pretty girls)

When masturbating is it the up stroke or the down stroke that feels the best to you ?

It's all about the base, down stroke but people say all guys are different in this regard.

Would you watch as the woman you love pushes out your child or would you avoid looking at that area during childbirth ?

After seeing "Knocked Up" and that crowning scene, I've had enough. I'll be there right next to her and holding her hand and even a video camera if she wants but up close and personal for a placenta, no thanks.

Would you teach your daughters honestly and openly about menstruation and sex or would you have a female do it ?

If I have a daughter, I'd like to be able to talk about anything with her. This includes things that I may have to read up on...

Would you teach your son about safe sex and how to use condoms ?

In today's age, you'd have to be a dumbass not to teach him.

Would you let your woman, just once, paint your toenails bright red ?

Oh yeah, I've done this, and eye make-up (not at the same time) and I just don't get why women enjoy this.

Hey, fellas, what's the best way to tell your wife to get the fuck lost?

Yeah, you do that and you won't have a wife. I'm engaged but I do know what the word diplomacy means. There's a way to say things and there's a way to get ANYBODY pissed off at you.

When you cum and your legs shake does that mean that it hurts?

my favorite question of them all.

It's uncontrolled, instinctual reaction. The same one that makes us shake a little when we're done pissing. At that moment, we're not in pain but the best we're ever going to feel all day.

Slave2daGroove said:

Wow Slave,...go head on with your bad self, player. I must admit, u turned it out with that post.

I refuse answering these questions!

blackguitaristz said:

True enough BG. It's one thing to talk the talk but does he really walk the walk. ing ain't easy.

Who's The Mack- IceCube
[Edited 2/23/08 19:22pm]

Stymie said:

I'm a two pump chump for two reasons:
1. Too much masturbation and not enough sex.
2. I spend a lot of time with foreplay, so when I get to the point of 'pumping', I'm already there.

Slave2daGroove said:

Thank you for a real answer to my question..... finally a man thats man enough to answer!

DaveT said:

I'm glad I read a few of these before responding. This is exactly what I was going to say. (I'd probably substitute "dudes" for "blokes" though ).

Some people act like cheating is inevitable. I wouldn't commit to anybody if I wasn't really into them both physically and mentally . I guess temptation hits after you've been with somebody for a while, but like Fauxie said the thing to do is to pick somebody you're very attracted to. Then of course you need somebody you can relate to spiritually and mentally as well. That way as the physical attraction wanes-- it will come and go like the tide-- you've got a great friend and a spiritual connection holding things together.

Of course I'm still single so what do I know?

As for hot women losing out to "plain janes" it has a lot to do with these women getting over themselves and working on their character. Combine that with insecurity on the part of some men and there you have the reason a lot of "hot" women remain single. Sometimes I'm sure fine women will hold out longer for the right mate because they know they have many options.

Mach said:

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Mach said:

The up stroke.

Mach said:

If I haven't fainted, I'd watch.

Mach said:

I'd have a female do it, because I'd probably blush and stutter while trying to explain it.

Mach said:

If they don't learn it in school, then yes. (With a lot of blushing and stuttering)

Mach said:

Apparently it's already a plan, and I have no say in the matter. So I guess that's a yes.

MsLegs said:

Watch it MsLegs...I only wear one face and it's the real one.

Thanks BG, keepin' it real since the day I was born.