Ace said:

Whoa.

Fellas, why is it that when some of you go out looking for a woman to bone, you find her and sleep with her, she is the slut and you aren't?

I don't generally assume that the woman is a slut, though if she saw our encounter as a one night stand, I'd be more inclined emotionally to believe that. Then again, I hope it wasn't because I sucked in bed.

Why do some of you want the prettiest woman but do nothing to keep yourselves up?

Because we are superficial and lazy. But as they say, you ultimately attract your own kind, so if we guys don't make any effort to maintain ourselves, we end up with women who are sloppy as well.

Why are some of you two pump chumps?

Because we either get sexual anxiety or masturbate too much.

Why do some of you want to fuck hot ass bitches but not commit to them and then go and marry plain Janes?

Because the incredibly hot ass bitches who may be great in bed tend to also be high maintenance people, and that is a turnoff for a lot of guys. Also, a lot of guys tend to relate better to plain Janes on an emotional level and value their friendship as much as their bodies.

They marry the plain janes and then spend their time lusting after other women or waste money at strip joints. Why?

Because we love seeing beautiful women naked. And also because those who are in a long term relationship with a woman can get into a rut and need to find a way to stir some excitement into their lives. There are a lot of loyal, faithful, and monogamous men who go to strip clubs just to be able to get horny for their wives and girlfriends that they have been with for years. Plus a strip club is a place for other men to bond with each other.

Why do some of you want the prettiest woman but do nothing to keep yourselves up?

See above.

When masturbating is it the up stroke or the down stroke that feels the best to you?

They both feel good to me.

Would you watch as the woman you love pushes out your child or would you avoid looking at that area during childbirth?

I've seen some PBS films where they show close ups of the child coming out of the woman's vagina, which freaked me out. I guess it may be different if it were my own child being born, but in a lot of places the ob-gyn or midwife is the only person allowed near the woman's birth canal.

Would you teach your daughters honestly and openly about menstruation and sex or would you have a female do it?

I'd teach whatever sexual information I could to my duaghter, but I would have to have a female teach her the basics of female anatomy, as I have no idea what it is like to have a period or go through PMS.

Would you teach your son about safe sex and how to use condoms?

Absolutely.

Would you let your woman, just once, paint your toenails bright red?

I don't think my woman would want to paint my toenails they way they are now.

JustErin said:

Surely you've heard of the Madonna-Whore Complex before?

Humans have over complicated life.

Ace said:

No. Unless it's on Entertainment Tonight...I'm clueless.

Ace said:

...and women are crazy

Answer to everything: Because you almost always forgive us. You almost always do. And if you don't, there's someone who will.

LazarusHeart said:

and that someone can have you 'cause there's always someone who will have us

heybaby said:

728huey said:

Awesome answers. Thanks.

noimageatall said:

I'm helping put aspiring young ladies through college....nothing more.....

Stymie said:

Stymie said:

....that's why I stay my ass in trouble....because some of my best friends are women.....

So here's my question....why is it OK for married/spoken for women to have male friends, but its not ok for married/spoken for men to have female friends?

1. How come women can not remain friends with another woman for more than 5 years before some petty drama breaks out and they are not longer friends anymore?

2. Has any woman on the org ever fallen inside the toilet because somebody left the toilet seat up?

1. I haven't had a falling out with a friend since I was a teenager. I have several friendships that have lasted almost 20 years now.

2. Fuck. yes.
[Edited 2/21/08 11:25am]

jaimestarr79 said:

reneGade20 said:

I would like to know the answer to your question myself.

jaimestarr79 said:

1. I never end friendships over petty drama. My closest female friend and I have been friends for 28 years now.

2. No.

Why am I ALWAYS the other woman?

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Me, too.

Why can't I ever tell the difference between a real woman & the other woman named Miguel until it's too late?
I mean, come on! I have a bachelor's degree!

TheMightyCelestial said:

Um....you do know I'm a man, right?

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Of course I do, bro!
I knew from the get go.
I'm only funnin', izzall

Stymie said:

It's NOT ? you mean after 23 yrs together I am going to have to change who I "allow" my husband to be friends with go figure

Mach said:

Whoa, I missed this question.

I think that it's totally ridiculous for anyone to dictate to their partner who they can or can not be friends with.

Mach said:

Oh shut up you.

I have this happen with a lot of my male friends. Not all but lots.

reneGade20 said:

It is perfectly fine for a married man to have female friends, so long as the man isn't telling the business (problems in the marriage, sexual fantasy, keeping secrets, or seeking relationship advise that he won't share with his wife).

Some men tend to emotionally cheat with other women, and never open up to their wives because of it.

Hey, fellas, what's the best way to tell your wife to get the fuck lost?

Oops did I say that?
[Edited 2/21/08 13:14pm]

Adisa said:

Just walk away man.....get lost yourself....they don't understand that shit!

OK guys here's a question I've had for a while...

When you cum and your legs shake does that mean that it hurts?