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Number23 (and maybe others) I have another driving test on Wednesday. The fourth attempt. Any tips from a veteran like yourself? | |
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i won't be there, so you'll pass. | |
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Nope, sorry passed first time and before they made people do that nasty written test, so I can drive I just don't understand the signs oh mama I wish I could resist ... | |
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Of course you cheeky scamp. When the examiner produces a language communication tool from his pocket/briefcase/behind ear, just enquire "Kind sir, excuse my interuption however I can't help but note how exquisite that writing pen you have produced from your pocket/briefcase/behind you ear is. Why, such a pen must be worth at least £1000. Entirely coincidentially, I happen to have £1000 on my person. how would you feel about such an exchange?"
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Just don't drive like an ass. Follow all the rules you read about in the book. Seriously, I'm starting to think I'm more doom than the lot of you. | |
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Number23 said: Of course you cheeky scamp. When the examiner produces a language communication tool from his pocket/briefcase/behind ear, just enquire "Kind sir, excuse my interuption however I can't help but note how exquisite that writing pen you have produced from your pocket/briefcase/behind you ear is. Why, such a pen must be worth at least £1000. Entirely coincidentially, I happen to have £1000 on my person. how would you feel about such an exchange?"
Pass. I'm a student. A grand is hard to come by. My idea is to buy him fish and chips. Then kill him and tick the pass box. | |
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benyamin said: Number23 said: Of course you cheeky scamp. When the examiner produces a language communication tool from his pocket/briefcase/behind ear, just enquire "Kind sir, excuse my interuption however I can't help but note how exquisite that writing pen you have produced from your pocket/briefcase/behind you ear is. Why, such a pen must be worth at least £1000. Entirely coincidentially, I happen to have £1000 on my person. how would you feel about such an exchange?"
Pass. I'm a student. A grand is hard to come by. My idea is to buy him fish and chips. Then kill him and tick the pass box. You'll have to forge his signiture too. But good thinking. | |
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gemini13 said: Just don't drive like an ass. Follow all the rules you read about in the book. Seriously, I'm starting to think I'm more doom than the lot of you.
Lenin's corpse could get a driving licence in the US. | |
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Number23 said: benyamin said: I'm a student. A grand is hard to come by. My idea is to buy him fish and chips. Then kill him and tick the pass box. You'll have to forge his signiture too. But good thinking. No, I've noticed this - they always sign it first. It's that or as he says "I'm sorry to say you've f-" I pull a knife and say "sorry say what, gramps?" | |
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gemini13 said: Just don't drive like an ass. Follow all the rules you read about in the book. Seriously, I'm starting to think I'm more doom than the lot of you.
It's different in England. | |
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benyamin said: Number23 said: You'll have to forge his signiture too. But good thinking. No, I've noticed this - they always sign it first. It's that or as he says "I'm sorry to say you've f-" I pull a knife and say "sorry say what, gramps?" What if he was about to say 'fucking pulled' and kissed you? | |
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Number23 said: gemini13 said: Just don't drive like an ass. Follow all the rules you read about in the book. Seriously, I'm starting to think I'm more doom than the lot of you.
Lenin's corpse could get a driving licence in the US. But it's not my fault or Lenin's that you guys drive on the wrong side of the road. | |
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benyamin said: I have another driving test on Wednesday. The fourth attempt. Any tips from a veteran like yourself?
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mdiver said: benyamin said: I have another driving test on Wednesday. The fourth attempt. Any tips from a veteran like yourself?
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Chill out to some J.S.Bach just before hand, thats what I done and I passed! Sometimes Life is like the post...You just don't get it! | |
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Number23 said:[quote] benyamin said: No, I've noticed this - they always sign it first. It's that or as he says "I'm sorry to say you've f-" I pull a knife and say "sorry say what, gramps?" What if he was about to say 'fucking pulled' and kissed you?[/quote} You lurker, you. drunk edit [Edited 2/17/08 13:34pm] | |
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Number23 said: mdiver said: Us drivers gotta stick together mate, we don't need anymore like him on the road Ben.....even my sis passed on her 4th go.....no pressure. | |
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gemini13 said:[quote] Number23 said: benyamin said: No, I've noticed this - they always sign it first. It's that or as he says "I'm sorry to say you've f-" I pull a knife and say "sorry say what, gramps?" What if he was about to say 'fucking pulled' and kissed you?[/quote} You lurker, you. drunk edit [Edited 2/17/08 13:34pm] It's always be to be missed. Hopefully no-one thought I was dead. | |
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haha forget it! | |
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mdiver said: benyamin said: I have another driving test on Wednesday. The fourth attempt. Any tips from a veteran like yourself?
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iceblue07 said: Chill out to some J.S.Bach just before hand, thats what I done and I passed!
I tried that 3rd attempt. We're running out of ideas here. | |
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mdiver said: Number23 said: Us drivers gotta stick together mate, we don't need anymore like him on the road Ben.....even my sis passed on her 4th go.....no pressure. Bastard. First place I'm driving to is your house. And I'm bringing students. | |
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Number23 said: benyamin said: No, I've noticed this - they always sign it first. It's that or as he says "I'm sorry to say you've f-" I pull a knife and say "sorry say what, gramps?" What if he was about to say 'fucking pulled' and kissed you? That would just be weird. Nothing more. | |
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benyamin said: mdiver said: Us drivers gotta stick together mate, we don't need anymore like him on the road Ben.....even my sis passed on her 4th go.....no pressure. Bastard. First place I'm driving to is your house. And I'm bringing students. Let me know when you are coming. I will park the car on the driveway | |
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mdiver said: benyamin said: Bastard. First place I'm driving to is your house. And I'm bringing students. Let me know when you are coming. I will park the car on the driveway I'll park it on your bike, bitch! | |
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benyamin said: mdiver said: Let me know when you are coming. I will park the car on the driveway I'll park it on your bike, snip Be careful | |
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Offer sexual favours in return for a pass! Sometimes Life is like the post...You just don't get it! | |
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mdiver said: benyamin said: I'll park it on your bike, snip Be careful Arse. | |
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iceblue07 said: Offer sexual favours in return for a pass!
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benyamin said: mdiver said: Be careful Arse. Val says "do it on a different day to wednesday this time" What she meant to say was "you're screwed" | |
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