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I have the hots for Michael Imperioli
I know he's not traditionally handsome or anything but I have the hots for him anyway. I also know he's married with kids and stuff and I'm not saying that I want to break up his marriage or anything... But I have the hots for him. He's cool. He's a very talented actor. He and his wife own and run a small theater in New York City that shows independent plays (Studio Dante) AND he's the lead singer in a band (La Dolce Vita). The cherry on this sundae is that his birthday is March 26th and mine is March 27th...that means we're star crossed soulmates. Okay...I just wanted to share...now I'm off to bed, hopefully to dream about micheal imperioli but more likely I'll just have anxiety dreams about my very first small animal medicine case that I have tomorrow. I'm sorry this thread can't be about you, Threadbare but I loves you anyways and you knows it. | |
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there's a guy on my rotation who looks like michael but i think that he's married, too.
either he's married or he really just likes to wear plain silver band on the ring finger of his left hand. And this distresses me because it gets me thinking that all rather shortish men with large noses and black hair are already taken and this makes me sad. | |
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JasmineFire said: there's a guy on my rotation who looks like michael but i think that he's married, too.
either he's married or he really just likes to wear plain silver band on the ring finger of his left hand. And this distresses me because it gets me thinking that all rather shortish men with large noses and black hair are already taken and this makes me sad. You need counseling....quickly....don't wait....run.....we'll be right here when you get back.... | |
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pardonme4livin said: JasmineFire said: there's a guy on my rotation who looks like michael but i think that he's married, too.
either he's married or he really just likes to wear plain silver band on the ring finger of his left hand. And this distresses me because it gets me thinking that all rather shortish men with large noses and black hair are already taken and this makes me sad. You need counseling....quickly....don't wait....run.....we'll be right here when you get back.... i need to go to bed. | |
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Girl!
Good luck tomorrow. | |
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he creeps me out because if you shaved his head and gave him glasses, he'd look just like my NYC ex-boyfriend. the eyes, the lips, the schnozz. it's uncanny. | |
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pearle said: Girl!
Good luck tomorrow. thank you! | |
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Anxiety said: he creeps me out because if you shaved his head and gave him glasses, he'd look just like my NYC ex-boyfriend. the eyes, the lips, the schnozz. it's uncanny.
shave all that beautiful hair! blasphemy for even thinking such a thing! | |
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JasmineFire said: there's a guy on my rotation who looks like michael but i think that he's married, too.
either he's married or he really just likes to wear plain silver band on the ring finger of his left hand. And this distresses me because it gets me thinking that all rather shortish men with large noses and black hair are already taken and this makes me sad. you would just love my GP then | |
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JasmineFire said: Anxiety said: he creeps me out because if you shaved his head and gave him glasses, he'd look just like my NYC ex-boyfriend. the eyes, the lips, the schnozz. it's uncanny.
shave all that beautiful hair! blasphemy for even thinking such a thing! that's one feature they don't have in common. my ex had plenty of hair, but it was less soft and wavy and more like steel wool. better it stay shaved. | |
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ZombieKitten said: JasmineFire said: there's a guy on my rotation who looks like michael but i think that he's married, too.
either he's married or he really just likes to wear plain silver band on the ring finger of his left hand. And this distresses me because it gets me thinking that all rather shortish men with large noses and black hair are already taken and this makes me sad. you would just love my GP then what's a gp? grandpa? sorry...too old. | |
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Shows what you know. In the right lighting, I look just like whatshisface... OK, pitch-black lighting, but still... You're making our courtship and eventual nuptials an uphill deal, woman. | |
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ThreadBare said: Shows what you know. In the right lighting, I look just like whatshisface... OK, pitch-black lighting, but still... You're making our courtship and eventual nuptials an uphill deal, woman. i thought you didn't want me because i don't go to chruch, don't know how to cook, and own cats. you confuse me. but mr. imperioli is very straightforward. | |
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JasmineFire said: ThreadBare said: Shows what you know. In the right lighting, I look just like whatshisface... OK, pitch-black lighting, but still... You're making our courtship and eventual nuptials an uphill deal, woman. i thought you didn't want me because i don't go to chruch, don't know how to cook, and own cats. you confuse me. but mr. imperioli is very straightforward. I hear his wife says the same. And, a few well-cooked meals, and you'll have no problem going to church. You'll see the light. . [Edited 2/19/08 20:30pm] | |
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ThreadBare said: JasmineFire said: i thought you didn't want me because i don't go to chruch, don't know how to cook, and own cats. you confuse me. but mr. imperioli is very straightforward. I hear his wife says the same. can't a have a fantasy? it says 'thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife' it says nothing about thou shall not covet thy moviestar's husband! so moviestar husbands are totally on limits for coveting. so there. look... you made him mad. | |
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or maybe you just made him squint. | |
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or maybe a breeze was threating his comb-over | |
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ThreadBare said: or maybe a breeze was threating his comb-over
jealous. don't piss off my man... [Edited 2/19/08 20:42pm] | |
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JasmineFire said: ZombieKitten said: you would just love my GP then what's a gp? grandpa? sorry...too old. general practitioner | |
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ZombieKitten said: JasmineFire said: what's a gp? grandpa? sorry...too old. general practitioner oh la la! a human doctor? hook me up! | |
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JasmineFire said: ZombieKitten said: general practitioner oh la la! a human doctor? hook me up! | |
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JasmineFire said: ZombieKitten said: general practitioner oh la la! a human doctor? hook me up! is your current doctor an ostrich? | |
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Anxiety said: JasmineFire said: oh la la! a human doctor? hook me up! is your current doctor an ostrich? i meant as opposed to a veterinarian or a fraud with an online degree. | |
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JasmineFire said: ZombieKitten said: you would just love my GP then what's a gp? grandpa? sorry...too old. | |
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JasmineFire said: ThreadBare said: or maybe a breeze was threating his comb-over
jealous. don't piss off my man... [Edited 2/19/08 20:42pm] your pic quit on ya. | |
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ThreadBare said: JasmineFire said: jealous. don't piss off my man... [Edited 2/19/08 20:42pm] your pic quit on ya. you're still jealous! | |
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JasmineFire said: ThreadBare said: your pic quit on ya. you're still jealous! Jealous of what, dear J? | |
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of the sexiness, that's what. | |
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JasmineFire said: of the sexiness, that's what. He's building that chord all wrong. Poseur. | |
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ThreadBare said: JasmineFire said: of the sexiness, that's what. He's building that chord all wrong. Poseur. you don't know that. he's so cool, he's probably inventing his own chord. jealous! | |
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