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Thread started 02/22/08 1:18am

funkpill

Lulu Was A Prostitute

One day there was a raid.
All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one.

As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and
was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation.

Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for. Lulu,
saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to
those waiting. Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the
end of the line.

When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He
said, 'How the heck do you do this at your age?'

She said 'I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck'em dry!'

The policeman fainted. confused


disbelief

rolleyes




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Reply #1 posted 02/22/08 2:03am

Volitan

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lol lol lol
Maybe we can go to the movies and cry together
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Reply #2 posted 02/22/08 2:07am

chillichocahol
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spit falloff falloff falloff falloff
PRINCE IS WATCHING U evillol" When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate

U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter
In my Profile Pic
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Reply #3 posted 02/22/08 2:08am

PANDURITO

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lol lol
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Reply #4 posted 02/22/08 2:12am

DANGEROUSx

LMFAO!
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Reply #5 posted 02/22/08 2:32am

Whitnail

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eek eek eek

falloff
If it were not for insanity, I would be sane.

"True to his status as the last enigma in music, Prince crashed into London this week in a ball of confusion" The Times 2014
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Reply #6 posted 02/22/08 2:46am

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lol razz
"Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack
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Reply #7 posted 02/22/08 4:14am

paintedlady

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lol lol lol




boogie
funkpill's friday funny

lips
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Reply #8 posted 02/22/08 4:22am

FuNkeNsteiN

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DANGEROUSx said:

LMFAO!

Changing avatar, eh? biggrin


Oh and, falloff @ the joke
It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.

- Lammastide
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Reply #9 posted 02/22/08 4:47am

alwayslate

ewwww! lol

Happy Friday.
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Reply #10 posted 02/22/08 5:56am

prb

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falloff
seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before music beret
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Reply #11 posted 02/22/08 3:05pm

funkpill

And where the heck is Threadbare??? rolleyes
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Reply #12 posted 02/22/08 3:36pm

KidaDynamite

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eek WTF?!?! shake

evillol evillol
surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #13 posted 02/22/08 5:06pm

emm

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happy friday funk kiss



dancing jig
doveShe couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay dove
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Reply #14 posted 02/22/08 9:08pm

ThreadBare

funkpill said:

And where the heck is Threadbare??? rolleyes


lurking

Took me a moment to figure out the thread title... lol
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Reply #15 posted 02/22/08 10:04pm

matthewgrant

eek lol
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Reply #16 posted 02/22/08 10:37pm

purplesweat

Bahahahha!
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Reply #17 posted 02/25/08 6:01pm

Sweeny79

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giggle
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
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