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Florida pastor challenges married couples to have sex every day for month at 23:48 on February 18, 2008, EST.
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS YBOR CITY, Fla. - A southwestern Florida church issued a challenge for its married members: hanky panky every day. Relevant church head pastor Paul Wirth issued the 30-day sex challenge to take on high divorce rates. "And that's no different for people who attend church," Wirth said Sunday. "Sometimes life gets in the way. Our jobs get in the way." The challenge doesn't extend to unwed congregants, however. ©The Canadian Press, 2008    
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I'm just wondering how he's going to select the winners... I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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luv4u said: Florida pastor challenges married couples to have sex every day for month
With each other?... | |
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Byron said: luv4u said: Florida pastor challenges married couples to have sex every day for month
With each other?...  | |
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I think we could be in the running for this....what is the prize?  | |
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Byron said: luv4u said: Florida pastor challenges married couples to have sex every day for month
With each other?... You would think so
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luv4u said: Byron said: With each other?... You would think so Well, he didn't specify lol...could be a loophole.  | |
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Byron said: luv4u said: You would think so Well, he didn't specify lol...could be a loophole.  I've got to join that church! | |
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Byron said: luv4u said: You would think so Well, he didn't specify lol...could be a loophole. The poor wife could end up with a loophole after having sex every night for a month. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Only once a day?
Is the Pastor keeping track of everyone on a wall chart with stick-on stars? "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"-Dr Seuss
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shellyevon said: Only once a day?
Is the Pastor keeping track of everyone on a wall chart with stick-on stars? And do you get merit points for different activities | |
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mdiver said: shellyevon said: Only once a day?
Is the Pastor keeping track of everyone on a wall chart with stick-on stars? And do you get merit points for different activities silver ones if he comes and she doesn't Gold stars if she comes first  | |
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shanti0608 said: mdiver said: And do you get merit points for different activities silver ones if he comes and she doesn't Gold stars if she comes first  "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"-Dr Seuss
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shellyevon said: shanti0608 said: silver ones if he comes and she doesn't Gold stars if she comes first Seems fair... then he could use the coloured ones for things like oral sex.  | |
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shanti0608 said: shellyevon said: Seems fair... then he could use the coloured ones for things like oral sex. Too funny "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"-Dr Seuss
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shellyevon said: shanti0608 said: Seems fair... then he could use the coloured ones for things like oral sex. Too funny I sooooo wanna design this..... Then fill it in  | |
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bkw said: Byron said: Well, he didn't specify lol...could be a loophole. The poor wife could end up with a loophole after having sex every night for a month. Nahhh, just very sleepy  PRINCE IS WATCHING U  " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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mdiver said: shellyevon said: Too funny I sooooo wanna design this..... Then fill it in Gives a whole new meaning to keeping up with the Joneses.  "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"-Dr Seuss
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shellyevon said: mdiver said: I sooooo wanna design this..... Then fill it in Gives a whole new meaning to keeping up with the Joneses.
OK so i work away for 2 days every other week....can i build up credit so it averages out over the month? | |
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mdiver said: shellyevon said: Gives a whole new meaning to keeping up with the Joneses.
OK so i work away for 2 days every other week....can i build up credit so it averages out over the month? you 2 are already disqualified for being UNMARRIED 
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mdiver said: shellyevon said: Gives a whole new meaning to keeping up with the Joneses.
OK so i work away for 2 days every other week....can i build up credit so it averages out over the month? It is good to have a little build up in between.... | |
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mdiver said: shellyevon said: Gives a whole new meaning to keeping up with the Joneses.
OK so i work away for 2 days every other week....can i build up credit so it averages out over the month? Just have a quickie in the cupboard PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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ZombieKitten said: mdiver said:
OK so i work away for 2 days every other week....can i build up credit so it averages out over the month? you 2 are already disqualified for being UNMARRIED
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chillichocaholic said: mdiver said:
OK so i work away for 2 days every other week....can i build up credit so it averages out over the month? Just have a quickie in the cupboard | |
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ZombieKitten said: mdiver said:
OK so i work away for 2 days every other week....can i build up credit so it averages out over the month? you 2 are already disqualified for being UNMARRIED
building up your credit will involve hail marys and our fathers and that, with a bit of sack-cloth wearing and self-flagellation We are just practicing...48 days to go. | |
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I'm guessing his church has a very small singles ministry... | |
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ok now ... I did, but she didn't ... did I win ? | |
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30 days huh? Let's see 30 days...what could possibly get in the way of screwing every day for 30 days...some sort of cycle, or...A Bloody Mess.
That's one freak-ass pastor. I'd probably not take the kids to church. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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Mars23 said: 30 days huh? Let's see 30 days...what could possibly get in the way of screwing every day for 30 days...some sort of cycle, or...A Bloody Mess.
That's one freak-ass pastor. I'd probably not take the kids to church. C'mon, man up, it's only a little blood | |
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mdiver said: Mars23 said: 30 days huh? Let's see 30 days...what could possibly get in the way of screwing every day for 30 days...some sort of cycle, or...A Bloody Mess.
That's one freak-ass pastor. I'd probably not take the kids to church. C'mon, man up, it's only a little blood If it's gonna be that kind of party I'll stick my dick in the mashed potatoes! Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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