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Thread started 04/18/08 12:36am

funkpill

A Russian Woman Married A Canadian Gentleman

And they lived happily ever
after in Toronto. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English,
but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose
whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't
Know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a
chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message,
and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it,
and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher
her breasts! The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to
communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...(Please scroll down)























What were you thinking?




rolleyes Hello, her husband speaks English!




disbelief Don't know about you all sometimes


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Reply #1 posted 04/18/08 12:41am

sexxydancer

lol Another good reason 2 look 4ward 2 Fridayz! lol
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Reply #2 posted 04/18/08 12:46am

Byron

He's gonna cheat on her given the chance, yanno...
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Reply #3 posted 04/18/08 12:47am

Protege

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Byron said:

He's gonna cheat on her given the chance, yanno...

i was waiting on that lol

HE'S COMING AGAIN
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Reply #4 posted 04/18/08 12:56am

shanti0608

Happy Friday Funkpill hug
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Reply #5 posted 04/18/08 1:30am

luv4u

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lol
canada

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Reply #6 posted 04/18/08 1:31am

Byron

Protege said:

Byron said:

He's gonna cheat on her given the chance, yanno...

i was waiting on that lol

cool
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Reply #7 posted 04/18/08 3:23am

prb

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doh!

i was waiting 4 the different punchline giggle

happy friday smile
seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before music beret
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Reply #8 posted 04/18/08 3:42am

paintedlady

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lol

Funkpill's Friday Funny boogie

Have a great weekend pillpapi hug
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Reply #9 posted 04/18/08 4:36am

purplesweat

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Ya got me!

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Reply #10 posted 04/18/08 4:39am

purplesweat

falloff

Ya got me!

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Reply #11 posted 04/18/08 4:44am

roodboi

lol
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