What slang phrases have you invented and use regularly? My bro and I have a few...

"J."- verb- (1) to completely screw up something.
(2) to get rid of something.

root- Mary J. Blige

Usage- "You wouldn't want to J. your chances of winning the costume prize by not dressing up."

"Why don't you just go J. yourself?"

"Ian Curtis pretty much J'd himself on May 18, 1980."

"The devil came to me and he said, 'I'm gonna J. you, Mary.' That's when I knew I had to lay off the drugs. And the first time I saw Aaliyah, I just knew Aaliyah was gonna be Aaliyah."- Mary J. Blige

"Dream Street"- adjective- hopeless, especially in video games.

root- Janet's unspeakable second album "Dream Street" from 1984.

Usage- "*#&%* red shell! I'm completely Dream Street now."

"I'm pretty much Dream Street as far as getting up before 10."

What are yours?
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LMFAO! I'll have to think of some. I'm laughing too hard to remember any right now.

Speaking of Mary J., another classic quote of hers I saw on Oh Drama! on BET. She said, "Chances are, if your man is beating on you, you deserve it."

"Hari Kari"- verb- to kill yourself in a video game.

root- the Japanese practice of committing suicide before being caught by the enemy.

Usage- "I pretty much have to Hari Kari it now."

NOTE! Creative usage can also include abbreviating it! Example: "Are you gonna Kari it?"
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"Fishy Fart"- noun- anyone, or anything, that resembles the smell of the combination of methane gas and the unclean female anatomy.

root- speaks for itself.

Usage- "Indigo better stop licking herself, or she'll be Fishy Fart before you know it!"

NOTE! This one can also be used creatively.

Example:

"Indigo is pretty much a fart fisherman and stuff."
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Other random things to note:

Breezy is a bean. She is EVERY kind of bean.

Breezy is a garbonzo bean. (her favorite!)
Breezy is a navy bean.
Breezy is a black bean.
Breezy is a kidney bean.
Breezy is a beanbag.
Breezy is a beanie baby.
Breezy is a bean sprout.
Breezy is a lima bean.
Breezy is a Mexican jumping bean.

Gildie is a wombat. She just is.

Gildie is EVERY wombat.
Glinda is the Good Witch of the West.
Guilda can get a bit nasty at times.
Gork Pow is a lethal combination.
Gildie is also a Goon.
Gildie is part of the Holy Trilogy, along with Jesus and Madonna.

Sam is a nid.
Sam is from San Francisco.
Sam doesn't like the "bzzz" sound of a bee.

Indigo is a lemon.
Indigo is a lemon from Yemen.
Indigo is a Yemenese lemon.
Guindoguindoguindoguindoguindo.
Indigo is a fishy fart- see above for definition.
Indigo, go make FRIENDS with that lemur.

Please be aware.

Oh man, you've got some explaining to do now!

TRON said:

Lucy, you've got some 'splainin' to do...

Gildie is also a cumquat or however the fuck you spell that.

TRON said:

I believe it's cumtwat, although I could be mistaken!

I forgot to mention this.

"Guindo indo Window"- noun- (1) When a dog accidentally rolls the window up on itself, trapping its head.

(2) When a dog pokes its head through the blinds to see where you are going when you leave.

Roots- Indigo is a good dog name. When she is involved in either of these definitions, she is "indo window."

Usage- "Look at that Guindo indo window."

"Oh my God! Roll the window down! Guindo is indo window!"

I forgot to mention that Indigo is the biggest lemur of them all.

yes but is she a leaping lemur that is the question in hand.

Well almost. Right after Sharon Rasputin.

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

She's a leaping, licking, lunging, lurking lemur.

leaping lemur indo window

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Unfortunately, it usually is a yelping, whining lemur indo window. She's a big baby!

Indigo also has been known to call herself QP.
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Hey that's a secret!

Anyway Ian, I'm OOO again- out of orgnotes.

Have a great time at your Halloween party and get those cable people in there to fix your shit.

I hope to see you on again tomorrow. Call me later. I love you.

TRON said:

Will do! I didn't know that QP was a secret. I'll edit my post!

I was just kidding. But some things are just too sacred to share.

Okay to get back on topic () my sisters and I are quite like Moonbeam & Tron.

I won't give away all of the family secrets but here's one:

"unchi"- noun/verb/adjective - (1) something unpleasant in general

(2) to shit (literally) or screw up

root - unchi is Japanese for shit/poop

Usage - "Somebody tracked in unchis all throughout the house" (this doesn't necessarily mean shit! Could mean dirt... or other unidentifiable stuff )

"Chibi is unchi-ing on the porch..."

"Bush is such a stupid unchi!"

Ahh, my dad rues the day he taught us this word It's literally taken over our vocabulary!

You're awesome Nat! Thanks for playing along. I'm still compiling a list.

When my sister was little and just learning to talk she was not able to say my complete name, so she just for some reason double the last syllable of my name which was ca. called me caca. I was 9 so hell I thought it was cool that she was trying to talk and say my name. Well incidentaly I did not know this was a spanish word that can be translated to mean shit. Boy was I unhappy when I found out what the word meant. Little brat she was now she is just a big brat but I love her lots...she is my little boo. Not a madeup slang but close enough.