NastradumasKid said:

You want Fauxie too?

Fauxie - get in there!

benyamin said:

it looks like he's gently stroking your back, or ass, or something.

evenstar said:

The palm of his left hand is resting on my arse.

benyamin said:

i won't tell you where his right hand is.

evenstar said:

YOU SLUT.

benyamin said:

i have needs that require filling.

evenstar said:

Any hole's a goal with you.

benyamin said:

ears

evenstar said:

you think it'll fit?

benyamin said:

lube. lots and lots of it.

evenstar said:

"We need more lube"

benyamin said:

either way, i'm only consenting because skullfucking sounds hot.

Ok, that's better

Fauxie said:

ben is making fun of me eating and i haven't eaten all day and HE'S MEAN

evenstar said:

What are you eating though? We need you to stay trim if the relaunch of Doom is to be successful. Isn't it in your contract anyway?

Fauxie said:

udon with mushrooms. i AM trim. 60lbs trimmer than when we originally began!

he makes oinking noises whenever i try to eeeat

aaaaand ben just showed me his bumhole.

my night is complete.

evenstar said:

60 lbs. That's actually bloody impressive. I didn't know you were a porker when we started.

Fauxie said:

She wasn't. I'm shocked too. I guess all the fat was in her head.

evenstar said:

benyamin said:

being tall hides it well

BUT I'M NOT FAT NOW SO FUCK OFF.

benyamin said:

So sweet. I wonder if such smooth rhetoric will work on Mon.

DOOM is officially expanding!

That's right, into the noodle soup game.

Doom Duck Noodle Soup

Fauxie said:

not unless you want her massively insecure.

evenstar said:

SIT. THE. FUCK. DOWN.

evenstar said:

Mon's very confident in herself, no matter how hard I try to destroy her.

Fauxie said:

I love how men try to destroy their women.

benyamin said:

silly me, thinking this love business was occasionally supposed to be nice.

benyamin said:

Some days there's just not much to do, ya know?