I have another driving test on Wednesday. The fourth attempt. Any tips from a veteran like yourself?

i won't be there, so you'll pass.

Nope, sorry passed first time and before they made people do that nasty written test, so I can drive I just don't understand the signs

Of course you cheeky scamp. When the examiner produces a language communication tool from his pocket/briefcase/behind ear, just enquire "Kind sir, excuse my interuption however I can't help but note how exquisite that writing pen you have produced from your pocket/briefcase/behind you ear is. Why, such a pen must be worth at least £1000. Entirely coincidentially, I happen to have £1000 on my person. how would you feel about such an exchange?"

Pass.

Just don't drive like an ass. Follow all the rules you read about in the book. Seriously, I'm starting to think I'm more doom than the lot of you.

Number23 said:

I'm a student. A grand is hard to come by.

My idea is to buy him fish and chips. Then kill him and tick the pass box.

benyamin said:

You'll have to forge his signiture too. But good thinking.

gemini13 said:

Lenin's corpse could get a driving licence in the US.

Number23 said:

No, I've noticed this - they always sign it first.

It's that or as he says "I'm sorry to say you've f-" I pull a knife and say "sorry say what, gramps?"

gemini13 said:

It's different in England.

benyamin said:

What if he was about to say 'fucking pulled' and kissed you?

Number23 said:

But it's not my fault or Lenin's that you guys drive on the wrong side of the road.

benyamin said:

mdiver said:

Chill out to some J.S.Bach just before hand, thats what I done and I passed!

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benyamin said:

What if he was about to say 'fucking pulled' and kissed you?[/quote}

You lurker, you.

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Number23 said:

Us drivers gotta stick together mate, we don't need anymore like him on the road


Ben.....even my sis passed on her 4th go.....no pressure.

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Number23 said:

It's always be to be missed. Hopefully no-one thought I was dead.

haha forget it!

mdiver said:

iceblue07 said:

I tried that 3rd attempt. We're running out of ideas here.

mdiver said:

Bastard. First place I'm driving to is your house. And I'm bringing students.

Number23 said:

That would just be weird. Nothing more.

benyamin said:

Let me know when you are coming. I will park the car on the driveway

mdiver said:

I'll park it on your bike, bitch!

benyamin said:

Be careful

Offer sexual favours in return for a pass!

mdiver said:

Arse.

iceblue07 said:

benyamin said:

Val says "do it on a different day to wednesday this time"


What she meant to say was "you're screwed"