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Printable2Jay said: ZombieKitten said: I've seen 24 year old guys get like that, they're nice and all, but are too drunk to realise they are hitting on old ladies like me!!!!  yeah they think: "ur way 2 hot to be old"  | |
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ZombieKitten said: whodknee said: There's a time and a place for pick-up lines. When I'm drunk, out with my friends, and at some kind of social event it's cool. At that point I don't care much and the ladies are bound to be more receptive.
Oh, and any line I'd use would be completely spontaneous if not original. [Edited 2/25/08 0:40am] I've seen 24 year old guys get like that, they're nice and all, but are too drunk to realise they are hitting on old ladies like me!!!! It's funny you say that, because I haven't done that in a few years-- back in my twenties. At any rate, I'm sure it's not just the "beer goggles" talking to you. Sometimes a young guy needs a little liquid courage to approach a good-looking, mature woman you know?  |
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whodknee said: ZombieKitten said: I've seen 24 year old guys get like that, they're nice and all, but are too drunk to realise they are hitting on old ladies like me!!!! It's funny you say that, because I haven't done that in a few years -- back in my twenties. At any rate, I'm sure it's not just the "beer goggles" talking to you. Sometimes a young guy needs a little liquid courage to approach a good-looking, mature woman you know? you are probably my age now  I think older women become old women if you add 20 years | |
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Rhondab said: I'm at a thrift store. I'm focused. I need a black vintage leather jacket. This dude walks up to me and starts moving jackets around, clearly messing up my flow. He's probably like 15 years younger than me, messy braids and he probably didn't shower.
He says, "So you're gonna buy me a jacket?" I do the 'oh that was cute but please me the hell alone' grin but it didn't work. So he changed his approach. "Would your boyfriend care if you bought me a jacket?" Now I'm pissed because he's in my way. So I said, "YEAH!". He then says, "Why don't you give me your number? Your boyfriend won't have to know."  I said, "Yeah but I would know." 
I did find me a cute brown vintage jacket  .....no man though 
sooooo.....gimme your worse pick up line!! DAM GIRL, YOU MUST BE A PARKING TICKET CUZ U GOT FINE WRITTEN ALL OVER YOU I WISH YOU WERE A FLOWER SO I COULD PLANT A WHOLE FIELD OF YOU and if those don't work: SO I GUESS A BL@WJ@B IN THE PARKING LOT IS OUT OF THE QUESTION? When I'm with you, the world around me disappears.... | |
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sammij said: today, some oldtimer (probably hopped up on the rock) yells at my friend (who's white) and i while we passed by:
"Hey salt n' peppa, what's happenin! Salt n' Peppa! What's happenin?!"
oh man...  I'm sorry I have to bump this old reply to laugh | |
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Shawnt25 said: sammij said: today, some oldtimer (probably hopped up on the rock) yells at my friend (who's white) and i while we passed by:
"Hey salt n' peppa, what's happenin! Salt n' Peppa! What's happenin?!"
oh man... I'm sorry I have to bump this old reply to laugh it truly was a great moment[...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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ZombieKitten said: whodknee said: It's funny you say that, because I haven't done that in a few years -- back in my twenties. At any rate, I'm sure it's not just the "beer goggles" talking to you. Sometimes a young guy needs a little liquid courage to approach a good-looking, mature woman you know? you are probably my age now I think older women become old women if you add 20 years20 years older? Yep, that's over the hill.  [Edited 3/6/08 1:41am] |
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girl, give me your phone number before i don't want it no more. For all time I am with you, you are with me. | |
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purplepolitician said: girl, give me your phone number before i don't want it no more.
Ouch  .With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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